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I can’t clop to this
Cheryl Cole
Legions of Bronies nickered with relief at the news that Cheryl Cole failed to find funding for her proposed production of the musical My Little Pony/Power Ranger crossover.
Friday Caption Contest Results: Olympic Edition
It’s time to choose a winner in our Royal Purple Olympics caption contest! Thanks for a grape effort, everyone!
Purple. Puuuuuurple.
Desideria
June 3, 2012 at 6:56 am #
Friday Caption Contest: Olympic Edition
Oh my. Mymymymymy. These are the official uniforms for podium staff at the London Olympics. Awfully…purple, aren’t they? It’s like, I don’t know, an outtake from a live-action version of The Jetsons Visit a Gay Bar or summat, as they’d no doubt say in Blighty.
Tell us what you’d say in the comments section.
Purple. Puuuuuurple.
Xtina’s BACK!
Christina Aguilera's back
And we’ve got her. WAYYY too much of her for that outfit, in fact. But the clear support strap is intriguing: is this what they used to give Mariah a six pack? Looks like a clear plastic cheese wire, and we should all be grateful that Xtina’s leathery hide retained surface tension enough to fight it off.
Strange Creature Sighted in Florida
Phoebie Price
Not since the Creature from the Black Lagoon has the seashore shuddered at such a sight. Scientists are not sure what the creature is, exactly, although they have established that it is primarily composed of inorganic materials. And they’re pretty sure it had a bit part in Something About Mary.
“Take me to your wine press.”
Congratulations and imaginary swag to Desideria. Imagine all the grapes they could stomp with those heinous rocker wedge shoes of theirs! And if you had to look like that all day for work, couldn’t you just kill a liter of Chardonnay when the whistle blows? For her imaginary swag of hypothetical glory, we present this much-better-dressed
from the British Museum.
Picasso Print: Sculpture of a Young Man with Goblet