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Did someone say “Boo Boo?”

Honey Boo Boo Chile

Honey Boo Boo Chile

“SERIOUS INJURIES ONLY” that must be one hell of a Boo Boo! The outfit itself looks like a Bob Mackie-designed menstrual pad from the Whore of Babylon’s laundry bin.

I can’t clop to this

Cheryl Cole

Cheryl Cole

Legions of Bronies nickered with relief at the news that Cheryl Cole failed to find funding for her proposed production of the musical My Little Pony/Power Ranger crossover.

Friday Caption Contest Results: Olympic Edition

It’s time to choose a winner in our Royal Purple Olympics caption contest! Thanks for a grape effort, everyone!

Purple. Puuuuuurple.

Purple. Puuuuuurple.

 

Desideria
June 3, 2012 at 6:56 am #

“Take me to your wine press.”

Congratulations and imaginary swag to Desideria. Imagine all the grapes they could stomp with those heinous rocker wedge shoes of theirs! And if you had to look like that all day for work, couldn’t you just kill a liter of Chardonnay when the whistle blows? For her imaginary swag of hypothetical glory, we present this much-better-dressed
Picasso Print: Sculpture of a Young Man with Goblet
from the British Museum.

Picasso Print: Sculpture of a Young Man with Goblet

Friday Caption Contest: Olympic Edition

Oh my. Mymymymymy. These are the official uniforms for podium staff at the London Olympics. Awfully…purple, aren’t they? It’s like, I don’t know, an outtake from a live-action version of The Jetsons Visit a Gay Bar or summat, as they’d no doubt say in Blighty.

Tell us what you’d say in the comments section.

Purple. Puuuuuurple.

Purple. Puuuuuurple.

Xtina’s BACK!

Christina Aguilera's back

Christina Aguilera's back

And we’ve got her. WAYYY too much of her for that outfit, in fact. But the clear support strap is intriguing: is this what they used to give Mariah a six pack? Looks like a clear plastic cheese wire, and we should all be grateful that Xtina’s leathery hide retained surface tension enough to fight it off.

Gold On Girl

Jennifer Lopez shines

Jennifer Lopez shines

Ladies and gentlemen, there are Hammer pants. And then there are JackHammer pants. These ones are giving me a headache.

Strange Creature Sighted in Florida

Phoebie Price

Phoebie Price

Not since the Creature from the Black Lagoon has the seashore shuddered at such a sight. Scientists are not sure what the creature is, exactly, although they have established that it is primarily composed of inorganic materials. And they’re pretty sure it had a bit part in Something About Mary.

Katy Perry Lives the Moment

Katy Perry lives the moment

Katy Perry lives the moment

To be specific, that one moment from a 1986 Swatch ad when this outfit was considered totally tubular.

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