Hair Now, Colin Farrell
Our favorite Irishman (other than Bono) is having a Bad Hair Year, it seems: first the Ruth Buzzi, and now the Skrillex. We can only hope this is all in the service of an ambitous film about a sexually ambiguous comedienne’s long journey from the standup microphone to the DJ booth.
Colin Hairrell
Irish heart-throb Colin Farrell is pictured asking co-star Jennifer Connolly what the hell either of them are doing in a Ruth Buzzi biopic.
Nicole Kidman is a square. Or at least a rectangle.
You see it, don’t you?
Frankenstein was Fabulous
A hairstyle that unfortunate is clearly simply trying to cover up a shocking secret. She’s long been rumoured to be more than a simple, natural beauty. The question is, just how much is nature and how much is technology? Only her hairdresser (and her hardware store) know for sure.
Claire Danes' roots go deep
Today in Stupid Hair Trends, how about this one, my pet peeve: putting dark roots on natural blondes. I’ve sat next to Claire Danes, close enough to see her pores, and I guarantee you this woman does not naturally have brunette roots. She’s paying someone to paint them on, then bleach them out later when they grow out. Nothing, NOTHING looks as stupid as blonde roots on dark roots on blonde hair.
beyonce beyond
We all have those pictures from high school that we hoped had been buried forever. And we find them posted to Facebook when our “friends” get into the prosecco. I’m sorry, Beyonce, we can no more let you live this down than we can these two. Acid wash isn’t for jeans; it’s for our eyeballs after we get a load of this outfit. Also, is that a wig from the House of Lisa Kudrow on your head?
How I love the interwebs. You could just be minding your own business, trawling the celebusphere for evidence of poor accessorizing amongst the Kardashian Klan when suddenly, you’re confronted with the world’s most compelling BEFORE picture: stark evidence that while our fascination with glamour may result in some remarkable transformations, that these do not come without pain or their share of ugliness.
On that note, let me present to you what has been described as “the funniest skit in tv history,” Mrs Brown’s Bikini Wax from RTÉ Television in Ireland.
Looks like a dead badger on flypaper.
