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Well, Frost my Tips, Travolta is on it!

John Travolta frost and tip

John Travolta frost and tip

It only takes one more sighting to be an official trend!

John Travolta gives serious side-eye to your own head of highlights, for they are less gloriously demarcated than his own, entirely butch, Frost & Tip for Men/Pepe le Pew wig jobbie. Presumably his toupee tech uses this 100% hetero male men’s highlighter kit instead of the Clairol standard favoured by starlets, what with him being so uncompromisingly straight and all.

Here’s a Tip from Esquire!

Scarjo, yo

Scarjo, yo

You know where to look when you’ve got a need for up to the minute beauty advice and trends: Vogue, Allure, Harper’s BAZAAR. Cosmo (Miley, I’m looking at you). And now…

Esquire?

Totally straight men’s magazine Esquire has blasted into the Beauty Information Space with their new edition featuring second-time Sexiest Woman Alive Scarlett Johansson. And it’s a blast from the past at that: ladies, I’m pleased to be the first to point out that thanks to this photoshoot, Clairol Nice ‘n Easy Frost & Tip is officially back, bitches.

Clairol Nice 'n Easy Frost & Tip

Clairol Nice ‘n Easy Frost & Tip; note you cannot EITHER frost or tip, but must commit to both frosting AND tipping. At least 20% to the hairdresser.

Hair Now!

Hair Now, Colin Farrell

Hair Now, Colin Farrell

Our favorite Irishman (other than Bono) is having a Bad Hair Year, it seems: first the Ruth Buzzi, and now the Skrillex. We can only hope this is all in the service of an ambitous film about a sexually ambiguous comedienne’s long journey from the standup microphone to the DJ booth.

Colin Hairrell

Colin Hairrell

Colin Hairrell

Irish heart-throb Colin Farrell is pictured asking co-star Jennifer Connolly what the hell either of them are doing in a Ruth Buzzi biopic.

Nicole Kidman’s SAG Secret

Nicole Kidman is a square. Or at least a rectangle.

Nicole Kidman is a square. Or at least a rectangle.

You see it, don’t you?

Frankenstein was Fabulous

Frankenstein was Fabulous

A hairstyle that unfortunate is clearly simply trying to cover up a shocking secret. She’s long been rumoured to be more than a simple, natural beauty. The question is, just how much is nature and how much is technology? Only her hairdresser (and her hardware store) know for sure.

 

Hair we have a situation

Linda Evangelista, Supermodel

Linda Evangelista, Supermodel

Say hello to Linda Evangelista, Miss Teen Saint Catherines, Ontario, and the best reason you’ll see today to feel better about your OWN 80′s hair.

The Root of the Problem

Claire Danes' roots go deep

Claire Danes' roots go deep

Today in Stupid Hair Trends, how about this one, my pet peeve: putting dark roots on natural blondes. I’ve sat next to Claire Danes, close enough to see her pores, and I guarantee you this woman does not naturally have brunette roots. She’s paying someone to paint them on, then bleach them out later when they grow out. Nothing, NOTHING looks as stupid as blonde roots on dark roots on blonde hair.

BeyonceAYYYY!

beyonce beyond

beyonce beyond

We all have those pictures from high school that we hoped had been buried forever. And we find them posted to Facebook when our “friends” get into the prosecco. I’m sorry, Beyonce, we can no more let you live this down than we can these two. Acid wash isn’t for jeans; it’s for our eyeballs after we get a load of this outfit. Also, is that a wig from the House of Lisa Kudrow on your head?

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