October 9, 2013 in
Ayyyy!,Bad hair,John Travolta with

John Travolta frost and tip
It only takes one more sighting to be an official trend!
John Travolta gives serious side-eye to your own head of highlights, for they are less gloriously demarcated than his own, entirely butch, Frost & Tip for Men/Pepe le Pew wig jobbie. Presumably his toupee tech uses this 100% hetero male men’s highlighter kit
instead of the Clairol standard favoured by starlets, what with him being so uncompromisingly straight and all.
February 22, 2013 in
Ayyyy!,Bad hair,Colin Farrell with

Hair Now, Colin Farrell
Our favorite Irishman (other than Bono) is having a Bad Hair Year, it seems: first the Ruth Buzzi, and now the Skrillex. We can only hope this is all in the service of an ambitous film about a sexually ambiguous comedienne’s long journey from the standup microphone to the DJ booth.
February 7, 2013 in
Ayyyy!,Bad hair,Colin Farrell with

Colin Hairrell
Irish heart-throb Colin Farrell is pictured asking co-star Jennifer Connolly what the hell either of them are doing in a Ruth Buzzi biopic.
January 29, 2013 in
Awards Show,Ayyyy!,Bad hair,Nicole Kidman with

Nicole Kidman is a square. Or at least a rectangle.
You see it, don’t you?

Frankenstein was Fabulous
A hairstyle that unfortunate is clearly simply trying to cover up a shocking secret. She’s long been rumoured to be more than a simple, natural beauty. The question is, just how much is nature and how much is technology? Only her hairdresser (and her hardware store) know for sure.
May 11, 2012 in
Bad hair,Super Models with

Linda Evangelista, Supermodel
Say hello to Linda Evangelista, Miss Teen Saint Catherines, Ontario, and the best reason you’ll see today to feel better about your OWN 80’s hair.
April 30, 2012 in
Bad hair with

Claire Danes' roots go deep
Today in Stupid Hair Trends, how about this one, my pet peeve: putting dark roots on natural blondes. I’ve sat next to Claire Danes, close enough to see her pores, and I guarantee you this woman does not naturally have brunette roots. She’s paying someone to paint them on, then bleach them out later when they grow out. Nothing, NOTHING looks as stupid as blonde roots on dark roots on blonde hair.
February 8, 2012 in
Ayyyy!,Bad hair,Beyonce with

beyonce beyond
We all have those pictures from high school that we hoped had been buried forever. And we find them posted to Facebook when our “friends” get into the prosecco. I’m sorry, Beyonce, we can no more let you live this down than we can these two. Acid wash isn’t for jeans; it’s for our eyeballs after we get a load of this outfit. Also, is that a wig from the House of Lisa Kudrow on your head?