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Odd one out

June 10, 2008 in Bad Plastic Surgery with 6 Comments

Some of us have really bad doctors

It may not be obvious to many of you, but these lovely ladies have had extensive work done on their proboscises. But only one of them did it out of medical necessity because an evil poacher had shot off her beak. Can you tell which one, dear readers (interestingly, this is also the one with the best surgeon)?

Ayyyy! Pop quiz

June 5, 2008 in Bad Plastic Surgery,Rockers and Popstars with Comments Off

Let's snort cocaine off a hobo's chest for

Lance Bass seems like a nice unflappable young man. What could Kathy Griffin have possibly suggested to make him react in dismay?
(a) Something incredibly bawdy involving Gina Gershon, Bill Clinton and an entire humidor
(b) Declaring himself a heterosexual to see if he can seduce Lindsay Lohan away from her DJ girlfriend
(c) Paying money to watch “You Don’t Mess With the Zohan”
(d) That LaToya Jackson would look so much better with her hair up and away from her face

Now you’ll be having nightmares for an entire week!

Linking Home

May 17, 2008 in Amy Winehouse,Angelina Jolie,Athletes,babies,Bad Plastic Surgery,Brangelina,Breaking Up,Crazy Couples,Fashion Victim,Gwyneth Paltrow,Has Beens,Hunks,Kate Hudson,Kiefer Sutherland,Owen Wilson,Paris Hilton,Pete Doherty,Sports stars,Viggo Mortensen with Comments Off

Picasso’s got a lot of dough (Lolebrity)

The problem with Pete Doherty’s crotch (AgentBedhead)

Jennifer Lopez does not care about your dying mom (Gawker)

The Fresh Prince of Calabasas goes back to high school (Defamer)

John McCain’s melanoma (CelebrityCosmeticSurgery)

The real-life blade runner wins Olympic appeal (Disembedded)

Nikki Cox’s incredible inflating face (Websters)

Gwyneth Paltrow is tall, gorgeous, and leaking (Jezebel)

Full-frontal fellas (DListed)

Party animals Pete Doherty and Amy Winehouse party with animals (SeriouslyOMG)

Brangelina’s kids are pregnant! (CandyKirby)

Denzel Washington gets the House of Wax treatment (ImNotObsessed)

Celebrity Dad Faceoff: Viggo vs Denzel (TeenyManolo)

Mischa Barton’s specialty underpants (DailyStab)

The Gary Busey trading card! (GalleryOfTheAbsurd)

Kiefer Sutherland…what was I saying? *swoon* (CityRag)

Paris Hilton in rickrack attack! (CelebritySmack)

NKOTB -> OKOTTV (Mollygood)

raincoaster haz a famus (FamousPeople)

Lance Armstrong picks up Owen Wilson’s sloppy seconds (PerezHilton)

Medical Community Wets Itself at First Interspecies Reassignment Surgery

May 5, 2008 in Bad Plastic Surgery with Comments Off

Ooooh SNAP. Those high-falutin’ docs in Switzerland with their fancy “degrees” and “beards” and “sterile operating equipment” are gonna be SO ticked off.
Lorielle New –beloved “celebrity” who has been applauded word-wide for her groundbreaking work in roles in cinematic masterworks like “Dirtyglitter 1: Damien” where she positively defined the role of Svetlana, and her fantastic turn as Bikini Assassin in the insta-classic “Armageddon Boulevard” has finally secured stardom by being the first genetically human being to be actually transformed into a Carassius auratus, a.k.a a common goldfish. No word on Ms New’s future plans, nor have we been able to confirm rumors that Jo celyn Wildenstein has offered one million dollars to anyone who could bring her Ms New’s liver in a tin of Fancy Feast.

No, No, No, No, I Won’t Link Challenge No More

April 25, 2008 in Adrien Brody,Bad Plastic Surgery,Cougars,Crooks,Ellen Degeneris,Gwyneth Paltrow,Has Beens,Hunks,Jennifer Lopez,Katie Holmes,Madonna,Mariah Carey,Nicole Richie,Pete Doherty,Renee Zellweger,Rockers and Popstars,Starlets with Comments Off

Gwyneth Paltrow wears what the Manolo tells her to (JustJared)

Renee Zellweger, charter member, Starfuckers Incorporated (DailyStab)

Elisabeth Hasselbeck and My Little Pony: which one of these is slumming? (CandyKirby)

Shia LaBoeuf may or may not have gotten lucky(? if you call it that) (WendyWayrad)

John Cusack refers Paul Leydon to the hand (JeanJacketsBad)

Bloody Hell! Pete Doherty is insane (SeriouslyOMGWTF)

JLo goes all, like, Alpha Mommy on Nicole Richie (IBBB)

Adrien Brody is marrying retired Aunt Selma from Miami Beach? (ImNotObsessed)

Flat busted: Amy Winehouse arrested (People)

Ellen DeGeneris gently gyno-probes Ashlee Simpson (CelebritySmack)

Harrison Ford’s Brazilliant deforestation PSA/man-on-man chest waxing video (Defamer)

Celebrity cosmetic surgery slideshow (CelebrityCosmeticSurgery)

Betty and Veronica: still best frenemies (CounterfeitChic)

Madonna is a natural beauty on “Today.” And what planet? (DListed)

Mariah Carey to turn Empire State Building gay (HollywoodRag)

Heidi Fleiss on her high horse again (WOWReport)

The happy(?) couple: Carmen Electra and Rock Himbo #3 pose for engagement pix (Websters)

Encounters with Seth Green (Mollygood)

Jonas Brothers kill and bury Elvis Costello, Johnny Cash’s musical cred (MTVBuzzworthy)

Clay Aiken thinks people from Omaha are stupid (EvilBeet)

Rachel Zoe is one cougar who never changes her spots (GoFugYourself)

Scientology teaches Katie Holmes to speak in tongues (CeleBitchy)

Scientology’s niece speaks! (AgentBedhead)

Then and now

April 22, 2008 in Bad Plastic Surgery with Comments Off

Bikini babe Baked beachballs

Whoa, get a load of Jodie Marsh’s…tan lines! They’re so incredibly…pronounced!

Just as one British glamour model has decided to retire her trusty pair of silicone melons, so another must rise to the occasion and take up the mantle of those hallowed 32GGs. Only then will the delicate balance of the universe be restored.