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Robert Downey Breakfast Links

raincoaster — Tue, 28 Sep 2010 09:05:05 +0000

If it were literally anyone else on Earth, I’d say this was just too Bing Crosby, but Downey is edgy enough to keep it from being boring. I like to think he’s the reformed bad boy who’s clean and sober, but still a little crazy. Now, if those jeans had been skinny hipster jeans, or the hat a titch smaller, I’d have said (rightly) throw that sad fashion victim under a bus for the good of humanity, but my boy is too smart to be a sucker to somebody else’s trend, thank GOD.

So let’s raise a cup of Irish Breakfast Tea to a clean and sober and still kooky Robert Downey Junior.

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Hump Day Links: Neville Longbottom Edition

raincoaster — Wed, 07 Apr 2010 15:51:50 +0000

Matthew Lewis, better-known as the hapless Neville Longbottom from Harry Potter movies, cleans up quite nicely. And who doesn’t love a boy who overdoes it in the balloon bouquet department?

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Why Jim Carrey and Jenny McCarthy really broke up (Lolebrity)

Bai Ling is back in the USSR Song Dynasty (AgentBedhead)

OK! Cancel my subscription if this really works! (AmyGrindhouse)

Madonna drops a brick in Malawi (BusyBeeBlogger)

Hold the cheeseburgerphone! (CeleBitchy)

The Sandra Bullock blackmail backlash (CelebDirtyLaundry)

Ferris cannot be tempted by your tawdry tassels! (CelebritySmack)

Duggar baby digs out (DailyStab)

Matt Damon dumped! (INeedMyFix)

Steve Carrell on a date (JustJared)

Roll over, John Lennon! (MovieLine)

Midnight Cocktail Links

raincoaster — Fri, 16 Jan 2009 11:14:51 +0000

You need something nourishing if you’re going to pull an all-nighter, and the midnight cocktail has nutritious Stout, full of sustaining carbs!

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Bai Ling and Mickey Rourke, king and queen of Hell Prom Night (Websters)

Dame Edna for MAC cosmetics, NO REALLY (WOWReport)

Paula Abdul changes it up (CityRag)

Oprah was a bad girl? Are you on crack? (CeleBitchy)

How to make it onto American Idol in 20 easy steps (BWE)

Is this the next Ambassador to the Court of St. James? (FakeKarl)

The Hudson River Miracle (Gawker)

The Hero of the Hudson (EvilBeet)

Christmas lives forever in the heart of Taylor Momsen (JustJared)

Jade Goody has never looked better (HollywoodTuna)

The BAFTAS don’t care about British people! (Defamer)

Katie Holmes is on fiyah! (CandyKirby)

Sienna Miller shops from someone else’s cart (Lainey)

Britney’s Fantasy Island discovered, mapped (GOTA)

Patrick Swayze is ON! (SeriouslyOMG)

Stars as Big Girls (PopBytes)

Pink never drops them, she just recycles them (POTP)

Lily Allen is VERY close to her brother (BFYL)

Travesty Alert: Karate Kid remake (IBBB)

The hottest accessory in Hollywood (CelebritySmack)

Karl does not care about your demode recession woes (HolyMoly)

Fake Chanel, real useful (Cvxn)

Anne Hathaway has found her new liar (AmyGrindhouse)

Verne Troyer on the rampage! (TheLondonBlog)

How to start a cult (AgentBedhead)

The Happy Birthday Kate Moss quiz (UKPopSugar)

Steamed Spiced Mandarin Juice Links

raincoaster — Tue, 23 Dec 2008 17:09:40 +0000

Hey, nothing sets you up right in the morning like a steamed seasonal beverage, particularly one high in Vitamin C and natural sugars, and most particularly after an evening of Hot Tom and Jerry. Not that I would know anything about that.

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Your rhetorical Michael Jackson question of the year (DailyStab)

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John Mayer hates puppies (DListed)

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Christmas Brangelina collectibles (HolyCandy)

Lily Allen: coming soon to a preschool near you (ImNotObsessed)

Katie Holmes stands up her husband (JustJared)

Peaches Geldof does same (HolyMoly)

Everyone complains about the weather but nobody does anything about it (IBBB)

It’s Bai Ling’s world, we just live in it (Websters)

Friday Night Links

raincoaster — Sat, 18 Oct 2008 13:59:30 +0000

Celebrity Dad Faceoff: Classic Edition (TeenyManolo)

OH DEAR GOD THERE’S A BAI LING SEX TAPE! (CandyKirby)

Putting the “science” in “Scientology” (AgentBedhead)

On the cover of the Rolling Stone (DailyStab)

George Hamilton’s Oedipal upbringing (CelebritySmack)

Paris Hilton attempts to become Princess Paris (CeleBitchy)

Chris Martin does NOT want to hear about his wife’s exes! (HolyMoly)

Fun with Spam (IBBB)

Celebrity Week Quiz (UKPopSugar)

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Katy Perry kissed a floor (SeriouslyOMG)

American Idol can drive you to drink (Websters)

A horse broke up Madonna’s marriage (CelebSlam)

Has John McCain stolen your music? (CelebrityDirt)

The Sarah Palin gallery (Mollygood)

Moscow Mule and a Hot Water Bottle Links

raincoaster — Fri, 05 Sep 2008 03:14:18 +0000

It’s that kind of day.

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The VMA’s: from the ridiculous to…the ridiculous (CelebritySmack)

Hilary Swank to swell (DailyStab)

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Bai Ling admits her head is just a place to put wigs (CandyKirby)

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William is Hurt-ing for an intervention (CeleBitchy)

Amy Winehouse loves J— D——, who was big in the 80′s (DListed)

That’s why it’s called VICE president, silly! (Bossip)

Reader question: dress codes

Spirit Fingers — Fri, 23 May 2008 16:18:25 +0000

Q: I get invited to many parties but never end up going because all that high falutin’ hoity-toity dress code mumbo-jumbo confuses me. What’s the difference between “smart casual”, “semi-formal” and “formal”? Please help me improve my social life.

A: To keep it simple, I will rely on some highly effective visual aids. A bathing costume alone would be construed as “smut casual”. But add some accessories, pockets and boots and presto, it’s “smart casual”! Now, “semi-formal” is a little bit more upmarket and usually there’s a dress involved. It can be short or long or short with a little bit if long thrown in.

Finally, “formal” requires something a little more elegant like a full-length gown and some fancy jewellery. Remember to keep things classy by covering those legs from hip to ankle. Now that you are fully conversant with the aforementioned terms, you may sally forth and resume your hob-nobbing with utmost confidence!