Ayyyy!

Olympic Medalist Moguliste Hannah Kearney of the US isn’t sure which to admire more: her gold medal or the sweet bouquet of BC Bud with which she was presented.

This is what she sees later that night (Lolebrity)

Stephen Baldwin does NOT fancy vampires (AgentBedhead)

Brittany Murphy’s shaky Foundation (AmyGrindhouse)

Tila Tequila falls on butt, suffers brain injury (AllieIsWired)

Bono has come back to me (BusyBeeBlogger)

Stephen Colbert brings it: 1812, The Rematch! (CeleBitchy)

Kiefer is down for the count! (CelebDirtyLaundry)

Jennifer Garner goes Elektra on VDay (PopEater)

Kevin Smith, mad Twitterbomber (CelebritySmack)

Hate NBC? Love families? Make them pay! (CelebrityVIPLounge)

Hugo Boss shops Canadian (DailyStab)

Joe Biden, you’re no Dick Cheney (Gawker)

Robert Pattinson is open to homoeopathy (DListed)

Britney’s special Valentine (EvilBeet)

The Olympic Schedule (HaveUHeard)

A year in the life of LiLo (IBBB)

Kelly Osbourne is still alive (INeedMyFix)

Perez and John Mayer sittin’ in a tree… (LitelySalted)

Pups & Order (NastyNets)

Make your own star baby (TenGossip)

Nekkid Brit: keeper or throw back? (UKPopSugar)

But are we, in fact, the world? (PopBytes)

Movie mulligans (Movieline)

Yes, yes, boring I know. Herbal tea gossip links just don’t have the dash of cocktail links, but what can I say? I’m giving my liver a month off for bad behaviour. It’s probably snorting Drano with Lindsay Lohan in Ibiza right this very moment.

Here’s a pic of Old Four Eyes to soften the disappointment.

Who Will Be the Olympic Torchbearer? (True/Slant)

Sandra Bullock’s Sure-Fire Oscar Strategy (Lolebrity)

Paris in Paris (AgentBedhead)

Babeh Becker (AmyGrindhouse)

Topless models make passes at men who wear (Tom Ford) glasses (BusyBeeBlogger)

Lilo too partied out to party? (CeleBitchy)

Ireland is SO grounded! (CelebritySmack)

Travolta’s toupe (HolyMoly)

The World of Plastics on display (IBBB)

Do they HAVE interns in hospitals? (DailyStab)

RIP Alexander McQueen (INeedMyFix)

Gwyneth Paltrow, Brown Rice Queen (LaineyGossip)

Alan Rickman reading love poems – thud! (UKPopSugar)

Are you DOWN with the CLOWN? (EvilBeet)

Another Vacation coming soon (CelebrityVIPLounge)

The secret to longer life (CelebDirtyLaundry)

John Edwards closes barn door after horse bolts (CelebrityMound)

Project Runway recap (HaveUHeard)

Robert Pattinson shower scene (HollywoodBackwash)

Lindsay Lohan, Closet Case (Movieline)

Lost Valentines (TenGossip)

Celebrity Dad Faceoff: The Shat vs The Blond (TeenyManolo)

Miley Cyrus has a hole in her head (Websters)

Zachary Quinto’s wholesome spin on bukkake (TenGossip)

Happy Birthday, Shia (ASL)

Hurley’s a womanizer (SeriouslyOMG)

Pete freed! (UKPopSugar)

Pete Wentz’s emo cred is secure forever (JustJared)

Fergie channels Xena, Warrior Princess (INO)

Just another celebrity welfare bum (GabbyBabble)

Madonna’s miracle! (EvilBeet)

Congressman explains the appeal of veganism (DListed)

Who wants to be Reecey? (CelebuWreck)

Kelly Clarkson or Chastity Bono? (CelebritySmack)

RPattz’s abs shockingly fake (CeleBitchy)

Clooney walks! (AgentBedhead)

Kirstie Alley’s reality-distortion field (Movieline)

Hey, I may be a snob, but I’m a snob who isn’t too proud to take the open bar in whatever twisted form it chooses to manifest in, especially when I’ve been working at an art project all day. Pass the peanuts!

Birth, christening, DNA test, court order: Miss Manners, David Spade on Line One (AgentBedhead)

Who you gonna call? GHOSTBUSTERS 3! (DailyStab)

The Women are no Clare Booth Luce! (CelebritySmack)

Meat puppet vs producer:Hollywood Smackdown! (Defamer)

Lily Allen gets into another fight at a party (HolyMoly)

McCain wins the monkey vote (Gawker)

Karl Lagerfeld, wanted man (FakeKarl)

Intern George will solve your life (GoFugYourself)

Frantically clutching husbands: the Olympic event (CandyKirby)

Tommy Lee is pleased about blogger self-abuse! (IBBB)

So will Lilo do PlayGIRL instead? (ImNotObsessed)

Britney puts her meat through the grinder (Mollygood)

Brad Pitt handles the transition from Venice to CENTRE OF THE BLOODY UNIVERSE with grace (JustJared)

Pete Doherty costs me five bucks (SeriouslyOMG)

Perez Hilton is slim, handsome, and still completely ridiculous (Websters)

Witness Maria Menuonumumblesomething (who?) and That Baldwin Who Was Hot in That Fire Movie Once Before Succumbing to the Familial Curse of Black Irish Bloat play ball at the (I kid you not) Taco Bell All-Star Legends & Celebrity Softball Game.

Sometimes it just feels dirty even getting paid.

That would be “Nottie” (AgentBedhead)

Yoko Ono lays the smackdown on a Lennon-grabber (Celebitchy)

Actually, we don’t like Lindsay Lohan most of the time (Yeeeeah)

The New York Celebrity Death Map (Gridskipper)

Bai Ling bailed (Defamer)

Hayden Christensen isn’t gay, he’s just emo (Gawker)

Scarlett Johansson is a Blind Melon fan. Natalie Portman, not so much (GoFugYourself)

Amy Winehouse covers her tits for once (CelebritySmack)

Ewan McGregor is the new Chris Crocker (GabbyBabble)

The Olsen Twins are a couple of bags (ImBringingBloggingBack)

Johnny Knoxville’s close call (GoneHollywood)

Nick Lachey shills blinged-out Hot Wheels (DailyStab)

Hilary Duff’s duff choice (HolyCandy)

Kate Moss, supermodel, crimefighter (HolyMoly)

Kristen Bell and Dax Shepard spend Valentine’s Day together (ImNotObsessed)

Billy Baldwin skips out on a lunch tab (Mollygood)

I am cougar: hear me roar (Cityrag)

Tom Cruise forces Katie Holmes to lose an “I” (ASocialitesLife)

Indy Fever begins! (EvilBeet)

Lily Allen is a 16-Hour Party Person (PerezHilton)

Boy Wonder no more: Chris O’Donnell is Man Wonderbread (Websters)