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Demi Moore’s 2000 pounds of silicone (CelebrityCosmeticSurgery)
Jessica Biel is womanhandled (HolyCandy)
Mischa Barton shows her Sapphic side, too (DailyStab)
Britney loses visitation rights (TMZ)
Owen Wilson off the smack, on the Patron Silver (CelebritySmack)
Lindsay’s got a ring on her finger! (EvilBeet)
RIP Deborah Kerr: An Actress to Remember (GabbyBabble)
Norwegian wouldn’t: Amy Winehouse arrested in Bergen (HolyMoly)
The Michael Jackson/Teri Hatcher convertible Halloween mask (Defamer)
Joely Richardson makes Karen Carpenter look chubby (DailyMail)
Uma Thurman steals Britney’s look (HollywoodTuna)
Ben Affleck is gone, baby, gone (Mollygood)
Celebrity Moms on Parade: Jennifer Garner, Katie Holmes, Angelina Jolie, Julianne Moore, Maggie Gyllenhaal (yes, that’s her!!) and Kate Winslet (I’mNotObsessed)
Alice Evans in costume as The Widow Cobain (GoFugYourself)
David Beckham is ready to play the field (ASocialite’sLife)
Last remaining Rat Packer packs it in (WOWReport)