Ayyyy!

Jennifer Garner demonstrates why, while true professionals have no difficulty working with CGI creatures, it does make the love scenes more challenging.

LolCats want you to LEAVE BRITNEY ALOOOOONE! (icanhascheeseburger)

Faith Hill is faithful to fashion (DailyStab)

Taking Marilyn Manson home to Mom & Dad (AgentBedhead)

Lily Allen and Kate Moss show that classic English restraint (CelebritySmack)

Lindsay Lohan is clean, sober, still confused (ASocialite’sLife)

Brad Pitt’s VPL????? (I’mNotObsessed)

George Clooney’s new sex toy (HolyCandy)

Owen Wilson’s sober vacation plans (CeleBitchy)

Jennifer Garner and the meaning of the cash bar (LaineyGossip)

Keri Russell and baby River (HollywoodOffender)

Hot Celebrity Daddies! (CityRag)

At least Danny Bonaduce is wanted by someone! (TMZ)

Elizabeth Taylor is STILL big! It’s the pictures that got small! (Mollygood)

Charlie Sheen is one nasty babydaddy! (ICYDK)

Your colossal daily Britney screwup roundup (HollyScoop)

Angelina collapses drunkenly OR a tabloid is really reaching for headlines (PopBytes)

Even socialites get the shoe-fitting blues (Park Avenue Peerage)

Reese trashes Britney, Lindsay and Paris, joins rest of world (DailyStab)

Fake Pete Doherty rumours…oh, if only he didn’t exist at all (AgentBedhead)

Angelina Jolie’s suspicious pulchritude (EvilBeetGossip)

George Clooney…sigh (CelebritySmack)

KFed Keeps Kidz (Defamer)

Ann Coulter, 46, wants to take your vote away (Jezebel)

Pamela Anderson outclasses her ex…snark? We got nuthin’ (I’mNotObsessed)

Kate Beckinsale makes a security guard’s day (Celebslam)

Brad Pitt and George Clooney make housecalls? (CeleBitchy)

Jennifer Aniston is tabloid gold (HolyCandy)

Leo DeCaprio’s chick is a chicken (NYPost)

Rootin’ tootin’ Wayne Newton, deconstructed (CelebrityCosmeticSurgery)

Violet Affleck is the Queen of Hollywood (CelebrityDirtyLaundry)

Ancient Egyptian god Anubis is happy to see you (WOWreport) (reference)

Jenna Bush’s apple doesn’t fall far from the Bush (Jossip)

Perez Hilton’s shiner, Hugh Hefner, and the hookers (PerezHilton)

Britney can drive, y’all! Lock up your Kias! (People)

Ben Affleck, Superdad! (OK!Magazine)

Eva Longoria’s dirty home movies? (DailyStab)

Right Now, Van Halen still rocks (AgentBedhead)

Tom Cruise’s enemies spontaneously repent, off selves (CeleBitchy)

Spice Girls sell out (CelebritySmack)

Britney doesn’t need a babysitter anymore, y’all! (I’mNotObsessed)

Britney’s scofflaw ways that lost her kids (GabbyBabble)

But she’ll always have the Just Britney art show (WOWReport)

Keith Urban’s motorcycle wipeout (ICYDN)

Mary-Kate thinks she’s God, possibly inhaled (NYDN)

It’s Take Your Shiloh to Work Day for Brangelina (AllieIsWired)

Jennifer Aniston and Orlando Bloom together again for the first time (HolyCandy)

The (d)evolution of Carrot Top (CelebrityCosmeticSurgery)

Ben- blames -Nifer for failure (HollywoodOffender)

Pamela Anderson engaged to Paris’ pornographer  (Yeeeah)

Katie Holmes “acts,” forgets to move facial muscles (LaineyGossip)

David Letterman welcomes Paris Hilton, wipes floor with her (Defamer)

We’re back, and linkier than ever!

Timberlake in leather (blogger faints) (DailyStab)

Lindsay is positive! about using drugs, that is (PopCrunch)

Kimberly Stewart’s boobs are lopsided (AgentBedhead)

Britney wears underwear! (CelebritySmack)

Mena Suvari’s new look (I’mNotObsessed)

Do NOT watch Mariah Carey pee! (HolyCandy, and don’t worry; it’s not a video post)

Farrah Fawcett’s alternative cancer therapy (CeleBitchy)

The Curse of Howdy Doody (WOWReport)

Angelina Jolie: still employable (USWeekly)

Nicole Richie’s stripper heels (Jossip)

Carl Lewis’ new vibrator (Gizmodo)

Britney has one for the road…on the road (EvilBeetGossip)

Ben does not beat Jen (ICYDK)

Dylan McDermott is back on the market! (BricksAndStones)

Jailbird Paris Hilton is the Halloween Costume of the Year (Seattle PI)

Kelly Ripa rocking the Gollum look (Dlisted)

Britney Spears Art Exhibit, y’all! (CityRag)

Kiefer Sutherland DUI charges (Defamer)

Britney facing criminal charges (PerezHilton)

George Clooney in motorcycle accident (PopSugar)

Condi Rice’s crib (Metrocentric)

Britney fans’s nekkid protest, like, OMG! (Postcards)

Milla Jovovich’s baby bump (DailyStab)

Marcia, Marcia, MARCIA! (AgentBedhead)

Johnny Rotten tells junkie stars to clean up their acts (CelebritySmack!)

Dear Brangelina, plzplzplz adopt me kthxbai (I’mNotObsessed)

Sarah Michelle Gellar, miser? (HolyMoly)

James Blunt, miser, manslut? (Celebitchy)

Katherine Heigel to produce Lost and Found (BuzzSugar)

Brad Pitt, private dancer (Us)

Jim Carrey, the autism whisperer (HolyCandy)

Jennifer Lopez bringing the 70’s back (Hollywood Offender)

Kim Kardashian is Miss December (The Superficial)

Bennifer Garner-Affleck even fight nicely (People)

Amy Winehouse’s MOBOs moment explained (WOWreport)