beyonce beyond
We all have those pictures from high school that we hoped had been buried forever. And we find them posted to Facebook when our “friends” get into the prosecco. I’m sorry, Beyonce, we can no more let you live this down than we can these two. Acid wash isn’t for jeans; it’s for our eyeballs after we get a load of this outfit. Also, is that a wig from the House of Lisa Kudrow on your head?
Robert Pattinson attempts to bring back the Reagan Brown Suit
Oh dear god. Sweet jeebus. Normally, I kind of love RPattz: he looks like he would have an unfortunate tang if it were a warm day, something like the bottom of a pub ashtray, but normally he’s just crazy enough to keep it interesting, unlike his co-stars (Tai the elephant excepted: if she’s good enough for Banksy, she’s good enough for me). But while he may have been talked into wearing this diarrhea-coloured monstrosity on the general principle that “a suit is dressy” a significant part of me hopes that halfway through a beer-laden schnitzelfest he ripped it in pieces and ran down the cobblestones naked and cackling. If he didn’t, please don’t inform me.
Now I am going to drown my sorrows with a Boilermaker or ten and some gossip links.
Tiling tigers: trippy! (raincoaster)
Bling it on! Talk about an accessory to crime! (Ayyyy)
Sunday food porn: Canadian Content chez Timmy’s (ManoloFood)
Renee Zellweger’s smile secret (Lolebrity)
Beach Reads: everyone’s dirty secret (Crasstalk)
Ozzy Osbourne loses it. Who knew he’d ever found it in the first place? (AgentBedhead)
Lady Gaga’s Truth or Dare! (BusyBeeBlogger)
Robert Pattinson blah blah OH MY GOD NOT A BROWN SUIT!!!! (CelebDirtyLaundry)
Pink and a half! (CelebritySmack)
A grizzly (mama) look at Julianne Moore as Sarah Palin (CelebrityVIPLounge)
My Big, Cheap Royal Wedding pictures (FreakingNews)
Sadly, neither were hurt in the attack (DailyStab)
But she IS addicted to Kabbalah water! (EarSucker)
Survivor recap included because that guy is HOT! (FitFabCeleb)
Justin Timberlake will not beFriendWithBenefit you (GirlsTalkinSmack)
Blake Lively sees red (HaveUHeard)
The trailer is out for the Final Harry Potter movie (HollywoodHiccups)
Beyonce Scrooged 70 people this Christmas (INeedMyFix)
Jillian Michaels’ ass-ironing secrets (MathewGuiver)
A thousand bucks does not include Britney (PoorBritney)
The Jersey Shore is replicating!!! (PopBytes)
Jon Hamm admires the view (Swoonworthy)
Now, if only we could get the REST of her to vanish as well (TheSkinnyChic)
That rumbling sound in the distance?
Kim Kardashian Kardigan
Relax: it’s not an earthquake. It’s just the Earl of Cardigan rolling over in his grave.
Dear Santa, is it SO much to ask… (raincoaster)
Santa Andy has to put up with some mean drunks on Christmas (Ayyyy)
Julia Child, acolyte of Cthulhu??? (ManoloFood)
Ryan Gosling is into light bondage (Lolebrity)
The War on Christmas tweets (AgentBedhead)
Jennifer Aniston has the scent of desperation (AmyGrindhouse)
Hugh Jackman has cricket balls (BusyBeeBlogger)
Alanis Morissette for Ever (CeleBitchy)
Natalie Portman is packing babeh, off the market (CelebritySmack)
Is EVERYONE pregnant? Please stop her before she breeds (CelebDirtyLaundry)
Hottest accessory of 2010: Klingonhead (CityRag)
But would Lady Gaga have broken up the Beatles? (EvilBeet)
KK hits rock bottom and starts digging (FitFabCeleb)
World’s most hated couple makes honest homewreckers of one another (GabbyBabble)
Best Busts of 2010 (GirlsTalkinSmack)
Kelly Osbourne goes Full Flamewar (HaveUHeard)
Justin Bieber’s impurity ring (INeedMyFix)
To get your little gold man, get a little man of your own (Movieline)
Richard Chamberlain comes out, Perez whacks him (PerezHilton)
and all I got were slipper socks. AGAIN (PopBytes)
Lily Allen is engaged (PopSugar)
Santa brought the world some JLoHew/AlyMil action (SeriouslyOMG)
Charlie Sheen not dead (WeNewsIt)
That’s a very respectable showing from Tom Felton, once again stealing the show from his arch-rival, Daniel “Nice Guy” Radcliffe. But does anyone else think he’s been watching a bit too much early Keanu Reeves? Booyah, Dude-Man! Let’s order a pitcher of Bud Light (and pour it into the window planter when nobody is looking) to toast these new speakers of American: The Freedom Language.
Old McDonald had a problem… (raincoaster)
Draco Malfoy cleans up good (Ayyyy)
The Andy Warhol New York City Diet (ManoloFood)
Joan Crawford’s dating tips (Lolebrity)
Il fait suffrir pour etre belle (ManoloBeauty)
Spoons are a girl’s best friend? (CraftyManolo)
A clever bale-out for the recession (GreenManolo)
When Dina Lohan has to tell you how to behave, you KNOW you’re in trouble (AgentBedhead)
Kellan Lutz has Madonna arms! (BusyBeeBlogger)
Even St. Angelina can’t save Bosnia (CeleBitchy)
Tony Danza heckles a priest at a funeral (CelebDirtyLaundry)
Canuckistan corners teh sex-ay (DailyStab)
Chupa schtupped (DListed)
Beyonce is bad! (GirlsTalkinSmack)
Eva Longoria Foursome (HaveUHeard)
You don’t have to be crazy to hate Bristol Palin (INeedMyFix)
Harry Potter finds his dead parents alive! (SeriouslyOMG)
Funny, I wouldn’t have called her a dog, but I guess her new boyfriend is a furry. Wash that picture out of your mind with a couple of tall Salty Dog cocktails and enjoy your gossip links.
Happy Halloween from 1928 (raincoaster)
This Bear Jew takes no prisoners (Lolebrity)
How to dispose of the body (ManoloFood)
US now exporting celebrity wingnuts (CelebrityBeehive)
Crocman stalks Hollywood! (Ayyyy)
Shirley Manson recycles Garbage (AgentBedhead)
Jason Statham is unsafe at any speed (BusyBeeBlogger)
Katy Perry has a bad case of Russell Brand (CeleBitchy)
If these two crazy kids can’t make it, then who can? (CelebDirtyLaundry)
Cougar keeps her dog on leash for now (CelebritySmack)
Horrifying celebrity Halloween costumes (CojoStyle)
So that’s ONE blind item solved (DailyStab)
Beyonce returns from Sweden (EvilBeet)
The scent of revenge! (GabbyBabble)
Katy and Russell get even more bull (GirlsTalkinSmack)
Demi Moore tortures a child (GoFugYourself)
Kim Kardashian’s Halloween costume is definitely not a Treat (HaveUHeard)
Rihanna dresses up for Halloween (INeedMyFix)
Leo DiCaprio is going to be a serial killer (JustJared)
She has FANS? (PerezHilton)
The greatest musical triumph since Springtime for Hitler (PoorBritney)
Kristy McNichol is ageless (SeriouslyOMG)
…her new movie, “Money Never Sleeps In Its Clothes The Night Before a Big Premiere.” Looks like the poor girl could use a drink, and so could we, since we have to look at that. I suggest a hearty and nutritious Pick Me Up Cocktail, to pry those heavy eyelids open.
Hipster Potter and the Philosophers, Stoned (raincoaster)
Friday Caption Contest: Cravat Edition (Ayyyy)
Ozzy and Slash: pocket queens (Lolebrity)
The Gruesome Twosome are no more (CelebrityBeehive)
Kate Moss is just dicking with Pete Doherty now (AgentBedhead)
Alicia Keys popped! (BusyBeeBlogger)
Pink gets on the horn (CelebDirtyLaundry)
We’ll have no Beyonceing here! (CelebritySmack)
Eva Longoria Parker poses next to a Paula Abdul impersonator (DailyStab)
Kim Kardashian’s butt armor needs a blacksmith ASAP (GabbyBabble)
NPH officially world’s coolest dad (HaveUHeard)
Katy Perry is no Julie Newmar (INeedMyFix)
What happens in Vegas stays…on PerezHilton (PerezHilton)
St Britney (PinkIsTheNewBlog)
10 best-dressed authors (Flavorwire)
Yes, Prince Andrew, Duke of York, ex-husband of Fergie, the former Randy Andy, uncle of the two reigning Royal Hunks. These two shots are living proof that the minute they discover golf they begin to go to seed. (side note: feathers are totally in this year)
James Dean has a surprise for Roddy McDowell (Lolebrity)
Barack Obama’s terrorist connections! (raincoaster)
This is beyond(ce) good taste (AgentBedhead)
KFat is back (AmyGrindhouse)
Lindsay Lohan’s got a face for radio (BusyBeeBlogger)
Elizabeth Hurley is full of … hot water? (CeleBitchy)
Happy Birthday, Ginger Nice (CelebrityFashionWatcher)
Mariah is mum (CelebDirtyLaundry)
Best Lilo pun of the week (CityRag)
Bonono (CojoStyle)
Courtney Loves looking smart (GoFugYourself)
also loves her talcum powder! (PerezHilton)
Betty White kicking ass and taking names (HaveUHeard)
Gerard Butler’s bust (INeedMyFix)
Urine time! (IBBB)
Ronaldo is dating Damien from The Omen? (JustJared)
Daniel Radcliffe’s Out Outtakes (PinkIsTheNewBlog)
And defy the fashion history of the last three years.
Normally, I’d say the Gladiator
Hail our Capitalist Tool overlords! (TrueSlant)
Jay-Z is NOT amused (Lolebrity)
EVERYBODY POLKA!!! (TheManolo)
It runs in the family (TeenyManolo)
That does NOT say “cojones” (ManoloHome)
Balls! (ManoloBrides)
How. To. Wear. Shoes. (ManoloBig)
Hail our porn vampire overlords! (AgentBedhead)
Lindsay Lohan has a cunning plan… (AmyGrindhouse)
Sex and the City and the supporting cast (BusyBeeBlogger)
They sent them back to the volcano (CeleBitchy)
Fergie, Ghetto Duchess (CelebrityBeehive)
Nicole Kidman’s new shirt stuffers (CelebCosmeticSurgery)
Paula Abdul can’t count? Imagine! (CelebDirtyLaundry)
25 Cent (CelebritySmack)
Liza with a line! (DailyStab)
So THAT’s why Sonoma is popular for weekends away (DListed)
Hail our big-butted overlords! (Gawker)
Hail our Adderall-crazed overlord! (HaveUHeard)
Ol’ Googly Eyes and his Moll from Outer Space at a premiere (INeedMyFix)
Lindsay Lohan in Night Court! (IBBB)
Wait, someone put WRITERS on camera??? (MovieLine)
Jake Gyllenhaal whips out his big sword for the cameras (PinkIsTheNewBlog)
ZOMG Ginny is taller than Harry! (UKPopSugar)
