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Guess what they got Hugh Hefner for his 82nd birthday? A busty blonde wearing nothing but high heels, because really, like Hermes handbags you can never have enough of those in your collection:

Actress Pamela Anderson surprised Playboy entrepreneur Hugh Hefner on his 82nd birthday with a naked lap dance.

The star, who has appeared on the cover of the publication 12 times, gave the media mogul the unique gift during celebrations at the Palms Fantasy Towers in Las Vegas on Saturday.

As Hefner walked into his luxury suite, Anderson, 40, emerged from a bedroom in nothing but high heels and proceeded to perform a seductive routine for him.

George Maloof, who owns the hotel, says, “He was stunned and had the biggest smile I’ve ever seen.

And why not? It must have been an added bonus to find out that Pam could also double as a respiratory assistance device.

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Manolo says, Sir Richard Branson grabs his thinking parts after the promotional stunt goes awry.

The 57-year-old had planned to plummet from the top of the Palms Casino Hotel, Las Vegas, in a harness to promote Virgin America, a new airline offering domestic flights in the US.

But as he took a running jump from the roof, where he was attached to a cable, the stunt backfired.

Instead of gliding smoothly to the ground, he had a rather more bumpy ride as he tried to pull airline tickets out of his pocket and scatter them among the onlookers on the ground.

But then the stunt turns into a bum deal when Branson crashes into the wall and his trousers split, forcing him to cover his modesty with his hand

Sir Richard smashed his bottom twice into the building and, as the colour drained from his face, clearly began to realise something was amiss - or rather, missing - from his person.

Clamping his hands to his seatless trousers, he landed and made a hasty exit.

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