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Apple Tablets Revealed! (Lolebrity)

The latest on Channing Tatum’s boyparts (AgentBedhead)

JLoHew is Bedazzled (AmyGrindhouse)

Megan Fox in her element (BusyBeeBlogger)

American Idiots (CeleBitchy)

Wyclef Jean’s Haiti video (CelebritySmack)

Marky Mark 5.0 (DailyStab)

RIP Spaghetti-O’s (DListed)

Michael C. Hall has Hodgkin’s (JustJared)

Naughty, naughty! (Movieline)

Rihanna: say W? (PopSugar)

Courtney Love has strange body growths (LitelySalted)

Publicity hound dogs dead girl (INO)

Casey Johnson and Brittany Murphy: Obit Crit in an Age of Celebrity (raincoaster)

Bill Gates on Manhunt? (raincoaster)

Mr Bean goes to the Spanish Parliament (Guardian)

Iran. Iran so far away (Gawker)

Guido 2.0 (Lolebrity)

Eli Roth hacked and attacked by 200 Mexicans (Twitter)

Remix Trent Reznor (AgentBedhead)

Ellen Photoshops her way into the AI lineup (AmyGrindhouse)

RPattz and KStew ambushed! (AllieIsWired)

Lilo is robbed! (BusyBeeBlogger)

Rihanna’s outfit slashed! (INeedMyFix)

Pete and Ashlee hack the paps (CelebritySmack)

Redmond O’Neal busted again (CelebrityDirtyLaundry)

Mariah Carey’s jewels cased (HolyCandy)

OctoDoc takes the rap (CeleBitchy)

Angel stops cougar attack (DListed)

Celebrities caught in action (CrazyDaysAndNights)

Mischa Barton turns hooker (DailyStab)

The LA Coroner is mystified (EvilBeet)

Sean Penn is a stooge (GabbyBabble)

Madonna takes the rap (INO)

Halle Berry hacked! (JustJared)

Gay blades Jim Carrey and Ewan MacGregor come out (Movieline)

JSimp’s hairy sitch (PopSugar)

More deets on the Bear Jew Werewolf Shark attack (TenGossip)

Joan Rivers is a threat to national security (LitelySalted)

It’s how you use it! Here tiny Euro Lapo (Baggins) Elkann works it on the dance floor, protected by the towering bulk of his girlfriend, Bianca Brandolini d’Adda.

Le Sigh. Could he be more perfect? Not only is he a hottie billionaire, but he’s small enough to fit in a standard carry-on!

Here are My Imaginary Boyfriend III, Fiat heir Lapo Elkann and his girlfriend, Bianca Brandolini d’Adda, two of the Official Beautiful Young (Rich) Things enjoying un apres-midi d’un fall in Washington Square Park, New York City:

Well, that’s ONE way to fly under the kidnappers’ radar. All they need is the Olsen Twins and they’ll have enough for a spirited a round of Homeless or Hipster.

And we don’t even have an affiliate deal with Barefoot Wines. Still. Num.

Join the Bloggerati (TeenyManolo)

Parisian snobbery (AgentBedhead)

Mean Girl is mean (AmyGrindhouse)

Bill Gates is no Steve Jobs (BWE)

Steve Jobs is no Bill Gates (Stanford.Edu)

Even Jennifer Aniston finds Jennifer Aniston’s lovelife laughable (BBB)

Pantyhose for Twilight freaks (LaughingStork)

Party for the Congo! (CeleBitchy)

John Mayer stages publicity stunt for dude who REALLY needs publicity (CelebritySmack)

Nikki Cox Mohr or Less (CelebuWreck)

St. Brangelina strikes again (DailyStab)

Meet NYC’s first married gays (Gawker)

Uncle Karl prowls the depths of Hell (DListed)

Happy Pre-Celebrity Father’s Day (EvilBeet)

Who (the Hell)’s That Girl? (GoFugYourself)

British Beef=Mad Cow Disease? (GabbyBabble)

Russell Brand is a hairy situation (INO)

Curb your enthusiasm (JJ)

Royals on parade (UKPopSugar)

Pushing Daisies goes six feet under (SeriouslyOMG)

RPattz’s new moon (TenGossip)

No, I’m not drinking it. I’m just promoting it for a good cause. One must enter into the spirit of things, as it were!

Dora, the Gender Stereotype Explorer (AgentBedhead)

Chris Brown does not understand the meaning of “misdemeanor” (AmyGrindhouse)

Hayden Pannettiere doesn’t know what she does for a living (CandyKirby)

Britney Spears’s uterus makes a break for it (CelebWarship)

Forgive me, Xenu, for I have sinned (CeleBitchy)

Give me your tired, your poor, but not your Amy Winehouse (AllieIsWired)

Donald Trump talks sense? (CelebritySmack)

The LA Kings are truly desperate (CelebuWreck)

Drew Barrymore’s new job: Kate Moss impersonator (DListed)

Jimmy Kimmel is not f*cking Sarah Silverman (EvilBeet)

Matt Damon, centurion (GabbyBabble)

Reese Witherspoon deliberately upstages costar (JustJared)

The Princes of Hearts at large (UKPopSugar)

Betty White is Always Prepared (SeriouslyOMG)

as if Travis Barker doesn’t have enough problems (Websters)

The best Peaches Geldof beatdown you’ll read all damn day (HolyMoly)

Today there was a big, scary yellow thing in the sky. Someone said it was something they’d had in Alberta as a child, but I’d never seen it before in Vancouver. Someone else said it emitted harmful radiation and we should all take cover. I took her advice, took off, took cover, and took solace in a fine merlot from a friend. What are you taking?

The latest trend in Wall Street downsizing (Jossip)

Run DMC this way to the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame (AgentBedhead)

Jennifer Hudson goes back to work (AmyGrindhouse)

Amy Winehouse limbers up for a long day of getting drunk (CeleBitchy)

MacBecks, the opera (HolyMoly)

A day without Bobby Trendy is like… (CelebritySmack)

BAFTA nominations announced (UKPopSugar)

Have YOU been infected by Paris Hilton? (DailyStab)

Paula Abdul’s bondage bodice (DanasDirt)

RIP Ricardo Montalban (Defamer)

Kelly Rutherford’s divorce gets dark (GabbyBabble)

Victoria Beckham in someone else’s underwear (EvilBeet)

Morgan Freeman wants to know if you have a problem with it? (CandyKirby)

Harriet Carter Beauty Wednesday (IBBB)

Sienna Miller apparently on the Courtney Love diet (JustJared)

Before They Were Famous: Simon Cowell (SeriouslyOMG)

Oprah loves Kate’s Golden Globes (ASL)

Cam vs Drew? (Websters)

The Vampire’s Kiss has no cure, but if Gatorade came in Garlic flavour it would be pretty close.

The lights are on but nobody’s home at the Playboy Mansion (BusyBeeBlogger)

Lindsay and Sam are mole people (CelebWarship)

Hugh Grant is working his way down the romcom co-star list (CelebrityDirtyLaundry)

Marilyn Manson doesn’t even try anymore (AgentBedhead)

Celebrities who don’t need masks to terrify (CelebritySmack)

Does Kate Hudson have a new victim? (DailyStab)

Heidi Klum is a goddess! (DListed)

They don’t make Bond girls like they used to (Defamer)

Punchline of the day (EvilBeet)

Karl Lagerfeld was in costume yesterday too (FakeKarl)

HalloWEENs (FourFour)

Colin Farrell is a bad boy (GabbyBabble)

For Juliette Lewis, every day is Halloween (GoFugYourself)

The gargoyles 0f NYC (CityRag)

The gargoyles of the A List (Worth1000)

Kate Moss without makeup (IDLYITW)

An interview with Satan (HolyCandy)

Grover works the red carpet (IBBB)

Let them eat cupcakes then! (CandyKirby)

THIS is reality tv? Polo??? (Mollygood)

Katherine Heigl goes green? (PopSugar)

What a dog that Jennifer Garner is (SeriouslyOMG)

Finally! Jamie Lynn has a job! (Websters)