Robert Pattinson in Brownout Link Shocker
Oh dear god. Sweet jeebus. Normally, I kind of love RPattz: he looks like he would have an unfortunate tang if it were a warm day, something like the bottom of a pub ashtray, but normally he’s just crazy enough to keep it interesting, unlike his co-stars (Tai the elephant excepted: if she’s good enough for Banksy, she’s good enough for me). But while he may have been talked into wearing this diarrhea-coloured monstrosity on the general principle that “a suit is dressy” a significant part of me hopes that halfway through a beer-laden schnitzelfest he ripped it in pieces and ran down the cobblestones naked and cackling. If he didn’t, please don’t inform me.
Now I am going to drown my sorrows with a Boilermaker or ten and some gossip links.
Tiling tigers: trippy! (raincoaster)
Bling it on! Talk about an accessory to crime! (Ayyyy)
Sunday food porn: Canadian Content chez Timmy’s (ManoloFood)
Renee Zellweger’s smile secret (Lolebrity)
Beach Reads: everyone’s dirty secret (Crasstalk)
Ozzy Osbourne loses it. Who knew he’d ever found it in the first place? (AgentBedhead)
Lady Gaga’s Truth or Dare! (BusyBeeBlogger)
Robert Pattinson blah blah OH MY GOD NOT A BROWN SUIT!!!! (CelebDirtyLaundry)
Pink and a half! (CelebritySmack)
A grizzly (mama) look at Julianne Moore as Sarah Palin (CelebrityVIPLounge)
My Big, Cheap Royal Wedding pictures (FreakingNews)
Sadly, neither were hurt in the attack (DailyStab)
But she IS addicted to Kabbalah water! (EarSucker)
Survivor recap included because that guy is HOT! (FitFabCeleb)
Justin Timberlake will not beFriendWithBenefit you (GirlsTalkinSmack)
Blake Lively sees red (HaveUHeard)
The trailer is out for the Final Harry Potter movie (HollywoodHiccups)
Beyonce Scrooged 70 people this Christmas (INeedMyFix)
Jillian Michaels’ ass-ironing secrets (MathewGuiver)
A thousand bucks does not include Britney (PoorBritney)
The Jersey Shore is replicating!!! (PopBytes)
Jon Hamm admires the view (Swoonworthy)
Now, if only we could get the REST of her to vanish as well (TheSkinnyChic)