Eva Longoria’s dirty home movies? (DailyStab)

Right Now, Van Halen still rocks (AgentBedhead)

Tom Cruise’s enemies spontaneously repent, off selves (CeleBitchy)

Spice Girls sell out (CelebritySmack)

Britney doesn’t need a babysitter anymore, y’all! (I’mNotObsessed)

Britney’s scofflaw ways that lost her kids (GabbyBabble)

But she’ll always have the Just Britney art show (WOWReport)

Keith Urban’s motorcycle wipeout (ICYDN)

Mary-Kate thinks she’s God, possibly inhaled (NYDN)

It’s Take Your Shiloh to Work Day for Brangelina (AllieIsWired)

Jennifer Aniston and Orlando Bloom together again for the first time (HolyCandy)

The (d)evolution of Carrot Top (CelebrityCosmeticSurgery)

Ben- blames -Nifer for failure (HollywoodOffender)

Pamela Anderson engaged to Paris’ pornographer  (Yeeeah)

Katie Holmes “acts,” forgets to move facial muscles (LaineyGossip)

David Letterman welcomes Paris Hilton, wipes floor with her (Defamer)

Tina Yothers (Jen from Family Ties) has a boy (People)

Salma Hayek has a girl (Yeeah)

Samantha Harris has a girl (DailyStab)

Charlotte Church has a girl, names her Ruby (PerezHilton)

Is Hannah Montana/Miley Cyrus pregnant? (CeleBitchy)

Nicole Richie is visibly pregnant, not popping just yet (Celebrity Smack)

Brangelina shopping around for another orphan? (HollywoodOffender)

Posh, stripper; the only time you’ll see those two words together (Agent Bedhead)

Miss USA throws Katie Couric some tude (I’mNotObsessed)

Lohan still playing to type in rehab (HolyCandy)

How Celebrities escape conviction (CityRag)

Barry Manilow’s plastic surgery, deconstructed (CelebrityCosmeticSurgery)

George Clooney, road warrior (WOWreport)

Viggo Mortensen’s nekkid moneymaker (NSFW, Mollygood)

Chris Crocker, from Myspace Hero to Myspace layout (MyMyspace Layouts)

Britney facing criminal charges (PerezHilton)

George Clooney in motorcycle accident (PopSugar)

Condi Rice’s crib (Metrocentric)

Britney fans’s nekkid protest, like, OMG! (Postcards)

Milla Jovovich’s baby bump (DailyStab)

Marcia, Marcia, MARCIA! (AgentBedhead)

Johnny Rotten tells junkie stars to clean up their acts (CelebritySmack!)

Dear Brangelina, plzplzplz adopt me kthxbai (I’mNotObsessed)

Sarah Michelle Gellar, miser? (HolyMoly)

James Blunt, miser, manslut? (Celebitchy)

Katherine Heigel to produce Lost and Found (BuzzSugar)

Brad Pitt, private dancer (Us)

Jim Carrey, the autism whisperer (HolyCandy)

Jennifer Lopez bringing the 70′s back (Hollywood Offender)

Kim Kardashian is Miss December (The Superficial)

Bennifer Garner-Affleck even fight nicely (People)

Amy Winehouse’s MOBOs moment explained (WOWreport)

ScarJo is a total diva (DailyStab)

Paris is a lederhosen monkey (Agent Bedhead)

Prince is still the King of Fashion (Celebrity Smack!)

Jessica Simpson trashes the dress, drunk (I’m Not Obsessed)

America’s Next Hot Pornstar press conference (HolyCandy)

Saint Bob Geldof is Satan (CeleBitchy)

Rose McGowan knows Jennifer Grey’s pain (A Socialite’s Life)

Angie’s brood is a handful (Hollywood Offender)

Dan Rather’s lawsuit’s horoscope (Jossip)

Eartha Kitt’s still got it, still uses it effectively (Stereohyped)

Miss South Carolina Lauren Caitlin Upton and Donald Trump, together again for the first time (WorldNetDaily)

Courtney Love tore the dress off Kate Moss? (Hollywood Backwash)

Mary-Louise Parker’s new baby (EvilBeet)

Beyonce is back to black (GirlsTalkinSmack)

Happy Birthday Sophia Loren: older and hotter than us! (Mollygood)

Smells like Courtney Love? (Agent Bedhead)

Kathy Griffin is engaged, about to be richer than God (Celebitchy)

Jennifer Aniston…still getting work in movies (CelebritySmack)

Jennifer Garner’s six pack (CelebSlam)

Rock and Roll Facelift Roundup (CityRag)

Debra Messing is bringing the muu-muu back (DailyStab)

Vanessa and Zac: splitsville? (Derek Hail)

Angie is Nicole’s guardian angel (Dlisted)

speaking of which, Angie’s only slept with four men (Glosslip)

Justine Bateman works the Holly Hobbie look (GoFugYourself)

Oscar de la Hoya in fishnets? (HollywoodRag)

Lee Greenwood needs the green, not red, white and blue (Hollywood Offender)

Indiana Jones and the Crystal Skull spoilers (JoBlo)

Prince Freddie von Mr. Zsa Zsa speaks out (TMZ)

Yes, OJ is free. Lock up your blondes (Defamer)

Who wore it better: Amy Wino vs Edward Scissorhands (HolyCandy)

Britney’s partying again. Big shocker, eh? (I’m Not Obsessed!)

Dita covers up nicely (Mollygood)

Alicia Silverstone gets nekkid for Peta (FitSugar)

Manolo says, the People magazine reports that Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie Miller Thorton Sorta-Pitt (nee Voight) are not done having and/or acquiring the babies!

Brad Pitt says he and Angelina Jolie going to need a bigger bed – for their expanding brood.

“We’re not done,” Pitt, 43, quipped, acknowledging public interest in the family’s growth. “They say, ‘Any plans for a fifth?’ And I say, ‘And a sixth, and a seventh, and an eighth, and a ninth.’ That’s my answer.”

“We also made a 9-foot-wide bed” that fits him, Jolie, 32, and all four children, Pitt who is starring in The Assassination of Jesse James by the Coward Robert Ford, told the Associated Press. “Just big enough. One more and we’ll have to go to 11 feet.”

The Jolie-Pitt clan already consists of four kids, all born in Asia or Africa: Maddox, 6, Pax, 3, Zahara, 2, and Shiloh, 1. And, while one parent works in front of the camera, the other takes time off to look after them.

“We just take turns and make sure we keep the family together,” Pitt said, adding in an interview with USA Today, “It’s impossible for us. We’re run out of every major city. There’s just too many paparazzi. There’s always cameras in the kids’ faces, yelling their names.”

And the sixth, and the seventh, and the eighth….were does it stop?

The Manolo does not know. Perhaps we should ask their apparent role models, the Jim Bob and Michelle Duggar of Springdale Arkansas.

Actually, if one has the resources, and the love to spare, and can be the good parent, why not have as many children as possible?

Angelina pregnant again? (I’m Not Obsessed)

Drew Barrymore, Gay Pirate (Agent Bedhead)

The Butterscotch Stallion returns! (Mollygood)

JLo: the lost Spice Girl (Daily Stab)

Jodie Foster will kick your ass (Pajiba)

OJ arrested! Oh noes! (Celebrity Smack)

Celebrity Sports, the Photoshop Challenge (Worth 1000)

Britney is losing custody? (PerezHilton)

Posh vs the Jolly Green Giant: who wore it best? (Holy Candy)

Drunkblogging the Emmys (Defamer)

Gwen Stefani’s suing Forever 21 (A Socialite’s Life)

Kate Beckinsale’s new lips get an outing (Girls Talkin’ Smack)

Heidi Montag’s 21st birthday (Bricks and Stones)

Marilyn Manson and Evan Rachel Wood in Fun City (Hollywood Backwash)

OJ’s Ghostwriters: If I ReWrote It (MediaBistro)

RuPaul in Zombie Prom! (WOW Report)

Courtney Love: lip surgery or herpes? (Celebrity Cosmetic Surgery)

Oh Angie you’re so hot…..come here and give your Pitt Bullo some lovin’.

Brad!!! What will all the people think?!? They’re not here to watch us get glammed up and make out on the red carpet! Or to throttle us into giving them a hug! They’re here to LEARN from us and become AWARE about important humanitarian issues.

I’m sorry my love. Can I at least stroke your sexy back?

Not right now Brad. I need to concentrate. There are millions of poor villagers in the developing countries who need OUR help to unlock their iPhones. Come my hunky one, use your brain to think of a way to raise PUBLIC AWARENESS.

Um, darling? I don’t think I know how to do that. I stopped thinking with that part of my body since the day we met.