Ayyyy!

Picasso’s got a lot of dough (Lolebrity)

The problem with Pete Doherty’s crotch (AgentBedhead)

Jennifer Lopez does not care about your dying mom (Gawker)

The Fresh Prince of Calabasas goes back to high school (Defamer)

John McCain’s melanoma (CelebrityCosmeticSurgery)

The real-life blade runner wins Olympic appeal (Disembedded)

Nikki Cox’s incredible inflating face (Websters)

Gwyneth Paltrow is tall, gorgeous, and leaking (Jezebel)

Full-frontal fellas (DListed)

Party animals Pete Doherty and Amy Winehouse party with animals (SeriouslyOMG)

Brangelina’s kids are pregnant! (CandyKirby)

Denzel Washington gets the House of Wax treatment (ImNotObsessed)

Celebrity Dad Faceoff: Viggo vs Denzel (TeenyManolo)

Mischa Barton’s specialty underpants (DailyStab)

The Gary Busey trading card! (GalleryOfTheAbsurd)

Kiefer Sutherland…what was I saying? *swoon* (CityRag)

Paris Hilton in rickrack attack! (CelebritySmack)

NKOTB -> OKOTTV (Mollygood)

raincoaster haz a famus (FamousPeople)

Lance Armstrong picks up Owen Wilson’s sloppy seconds (PerezHilton)

Jack Black’s talkin’ smack ’bout Angelina’s twin pack (POTP)

Celebrate National Dance Like a Chicken Day! (CandyKirby)

Jack Black in Disco Panda-Fu Attack! (Defamer)

Top Ten TV Meltdowns (Gawker)

Amy Winehouse and Pete Doherty star in Dancing With The Has-Beens! (DailyStab)

Britney does Da Bump (IBBB)

Colin Farrell in Mars Attacks! (CelebritySmack)

Comrade Christie Brinkley Leads Dance Dance Revolution (Gabsmash)

Jim Rockford won’t let a minor stroke keep him down! (Bumpshack)

Miley Cyrus will drink your milkshake, fail to shake skanky image (Websters)

Diddy drinks down. Waaaaaaay down (EvilBeet)

The curse of going public: Jodie Foster splits with Cydney (GabbyBabble)

George Clooney settles for scorpion’s sloppy seconds (ImNotObsessed)

Amy Winehouse and Pete Doherty to perform duet of death (CeleBitchy)

Sir Paul McCartney has environmentally-sensitive car flown in from Japan (HuffPo)

Maxim’s minimal-impact hottie list (AgentBedhead)

Mommy, please make the scary lady go away! Sure, but it will cost you around $50 million and a ruined hairdo as well:

HEATHER MILLS reportedly threw a glass of water over SIR PAUL MCCARTNEY’s lawyer during their divorce showdown on Monday (17Mar08). Mills won $33 million (GBP16.5 million) cash with assets worth $15.6 million (GBP7.8 million) following the breakdown of her four-year marriage to the former Beatle. But before a breakdown of the judgement was unveiled to the world’s press, the 40-year-old calmly approached solicitor Fiona Shackleton and tipped a glass of water over her head, reports British newspaper The Sun. The claims were supported by photographs of Shackleton, who arrived at the High Court in London for a hearing at 10.15am (GMT) sporting a perfectly styled bob, but emerged almost five hours later with bedraggled hair.

Very brave of Heather to seize an entire glass of water like that. If there had been a tussle for it, things could have gotten really ugly. Nobody likes to see anybody get hurt, much less collapsed into a semi-puddle in the middle of the floor screaming “I’m melting! Melting!”.

Celebs know you hate them (Gawker)

We’ve lost Will Smith (Defamer)

Conan the Late Night Barbarian (Cityrag)

Kelly Clarkson is a Commando! (DailyStab)

Who’d you rather? Luck of the drunkish game (LiquidGeneration)

50 animals with drinking problems (BestWeekEver)

Heather Mills gets nearly $50 million, makes her daughter fly coach anyway (Celebitchy)

Cindy Crawford’s beach house like a Russian nesting doll (Celebslam)

Full Frontal Friday (NSFW! and Jim Carrey is on there!) (CrazyDaysAndNights)

The end of Abba (GlitteratiGossip)

Divorce is pricey, y’all! (EvilBeet)

Michael Stipe’s closet has a revolving door (Dlisted)

Breaking: Ashton Kutcher is decorative (ImNotObsessed)

Orlando Bloom’s face suitable for scrubbing pans in a diner. Still decorative, though (Popsugar)

Pussycat Doll wears Mom Jeans! (TheGrumpiest)

Nicole Richie is as sick of Paris Hilton as everyone else (CelebritySmack)

Heather Mills is psychostylin’ (GoFugYourself)

Britney Spears in: Mad Max, Beyond Thunderthighs! (Yeeeeah)

Celebrities who look like leprechauns (CircusHour)

Halle Berry had her baby girl (PerezHilton)

Five fugliest celebabe magnets (Defamer)

I’d put Javier Bardem in that list. Am I alone? (Websters)

Amy Winehouse is shopping from that list (Celebitchy)

Gerard Butler plays rough with Jodie Foster (AgentBedhead)

Anonymous to Scientology: oh, it’s still on, bitches (Enturbulation)

Why is Sharon Stone wearing a maternity dress? (TheMeatScale)

The Lohan clan finally sours Popsugar’s sweetness (PopSugar)

Nicole Kidman lifts up her shirt. Did you ever think you’d read that? (Celebwarship)

Bai Ling cops one (SeriouslyOMGWTF)

The Pivert strikes again! (TheBlemish)

Girls Gone Wild porniste Joe Francis is going away for a looooong time (EvilBeet)

Vanity? Fair. Originality? Not so much (Mollygood)

Patrick Swayze smoked three packs a day? (PerezHilton)

Whoopi Goldberg says she owes the Oscar to Patrick Swayze (ImNotObsessed)

How about “No Entry in Rear?” (GoFugYourself)

Gene Simmons lectures Britney Spears (Celebritysmack)

Kelly Rowland does not understand the alphabet (CircusHour)

Some teenager you’ve never heard of declares she’s a virgin: no, it’s not closing time at TGIFriday’s, it’s a slow news day in Gossipland (DailyStab)

Pete Doherty doesn’t get out of bed for less than $60,000! (Gawker)

While my ukelele gently weeps (Defamer)

The $110 Hannah Montana Makeover (AgentBedhead)

Pink sez: lay off my ex! (CelebritySmack)

Horse bolted, barn door now locked: Jamie-Lynn Spears is grounded (HollywoodBackwash)

Twenty years ago Marc Jacobs stole something (BackseatCuddler)

PETA’s Worst Dressed Celebrities: they forgot one! (Dlisted)

Kelly Rowland sat on Bjork (TheBastardly)

Jessica Alba’s womb is double occupancy (DailyStab)

Tom Brady markets himself in his underwear (EvilBeet)

The natural beauty of Jocelyn Wildenstein (CircusHour)

What is Mandy Moore’s secret? (ImNotObsessed)

Edison Chen disproves guaranteed stardom of Paris Hilton’s career path (JustJared)

Blake “Incarcerated” Fielder-Civil gets a visit from the missus (PerezHilton)

What Britney will look like in 20 years (Mollygood)

Jessica Simpson is box office gold. No, seriously. (Websters)

Madonna’s kid is a perfect 10! (TeenyManolo)

The Divine Miss M rises from the dead, returns to play Vegas (disembedded)

These boobs were made for Walken (AgentBedhead)

Lindsay Lohan vs Marilyn Monroe: duelling nekkids (CelebritySmack)

Mr. Amy Winehouse OD’s in prison again (Celebitchy)

Joan Collins, home on the range (TheMeatScale)

Chez Suri: The TomKat love nest (Derober)

Heather Mills stands by her man, whether he likes it or not (Dlisted)

Aretha fails to get respect from PETA (Bossip)

Jake Gyllenhaal dumped Kirsten Dunst for being Drunkst (Yeeeeah)

Jakey gets a makeover (PopSugar)

Kathleen Turner made of stone, not romancing (HollywoodRag)

Russell Crowe cast in new Austin Powers flick? (WebstersIsMyBitch)

Lily Allen, stripper chauffeuse (ImNotObsessed)

Poll: Who’s the hottest American President? (HolyCandy)

Travis Barker dates up, Paris Hilton dates down (DailyStab)

Heath Ledger: Saint or Sinner?  (Defamer)

Do women want gossip that hates women? (Jezebel)

Celebrity toplessness reaches critical levels: McConaughey alert! (Gawker)

Scandal at the Junior League! (Gawker)

Lindsay Lohan sees dead people (Defamer)

Looking for Bobby Fischer? Ask Lindsay Lohan (Mollygood)

Katherine Heigl is a Cosmo Girl (Jezebel)

Samantha Morton thinks Keira Knightly should sack up (AgentBedhead)

Lindsay Lohan’s tans are like Britney Spears’s weaves  (CelebritySmack)

Nicole Richie and Joel Madden were breaking up when the baby was born (CeleBitchy)

Is that a scepter in your pocket or are you just happy to see me, Prince William (POTP)

Bette Midler is looking a little rough (BringingBloggingBack)

When Coldplayers attack: Chris Martin gives the catchy, whiny beatdown to a pap (TheBlemish)

Jessica Alba, now with 20% more boob! (Ninjadude)

The Scientology quiz! (Dlisted)

The C List loves them some Britney! (HolyCandy)

Colin Farrell rocks the Yasser Arafat look (ImNotObsessed)

Getting into Gary Coleman’s pants will cost you almost half a mil (E!Online)

Mix & Match celebrity hair (CityRag)

How do you spell “crazy?” C-O-U-R-T-N-E-Y-L-O-V-E (Websters)

Wil Wheaton hates Wesley Crusher as much as you do (PerezHilton)

Is Lindsay Lohan dressed for her wedding? (EvilBeet)

Etiquette and Facebook: What Would Jane Austen Do? (Maupuia Masala)

George Clooney named UN Peace Messenger. War totally breaking out in my bedroom in five minutes (ICYDK)

Lily Allen miscarriage (PerezHilton)

Was Gywneth Paltrow’s hospital visit pregnancy-related? (HollywoodBackwash)

B52s release a new album (WOWReport)

Pete Doherty wears lingerie (Yeeeeah)

Or maybe he goes commando (AgentBedhead)

Amy Winehouse’s husband is a Mommy’s Boy (CelebWarship)

Diddy needs a new parasol valet (ASocialitesLife)

Piven buys dresses for women he’s never met (Mollygood)

Tara Reid; your drunk boobie pix roundup (Cityrag)

Sarah Jessica Parker pretends she didn’t have a nose job (ImNotObsessed)

There’s more than one Britney Spears? OH NOES! (JustJared)

Oprah fires Dr Phil’s Britney-bandwagon-jumping opportunistic Texas ass (Popbytes)

Hasselhoff holidays in rehab, lives out Fairytale of New York (CeleBitchy)

Rachel Ray throws coffee diva fit (HolyCandy)

Kate Moss, now appearing as Slutty Professor Trelawney (GoFugYourself)

The Albino Wino goes haywire (DListed)

Everybody wants Britney dead (Defamer)

Johnny Depp dresses down for Paris (CelebritySmack)

Meta! Article on how people don’t read (Gawker)

Joan Collins, rock of ages (Jezebel)

RIP Scrabulous (Gawker)

Tom Cruise doesn’t need your permission (Defamer)

to outsource raising his two older kids (SeriouslyOMGWTF)

and L Ron Hubbard doesn’t need Tom Cruise’s permission, allegedly (BricksAndStones)

Amy Winehouse is in even worse trouble than we thought (Fametastic)

And her husband just dumped her for his prison wife (EntertainmentWise)

Have a Cracky Holiday: Amy Winehouse holiday album in the works (JustJared)

Clay Aiken, the glammest leprechaun in all of Las Vegas (Dlisted)

The Quaids talk about their babies’ overdose (CeleBitchy)

Paris Hilton skunks up The Peninsula (GabbyBabble)

Britney Spears is anticipating…publicity (CelebWarship)

David Spade sperminates! (AllieIsWired)

George Clooney likes a good pranking! (TheBlemish)

Celebrity Lips: the good, the bad, the terrifying (BodyPhilosophy)

Ike Turner: Coke is the real thing! (CelebritySmack)

Katherine Heigl’s biggest fan gifts her with Nicoderm (DailyStab)

Wifestyles of the Rich and Famous: Catherine Zeta-Jones vs Clooney’s Brunette of the Day (HolyCandy)

Dita von Teese is Breaking Bad, but Looking Good (ImNotObsessed)

George Michael to tell all, IF he can remember it (PerezHilton)

Slim Shady goes dark (WendyWayrad)

Kate Moss parties with preschooler on New Year’s Eve (TheJellyfisher)

Attention: Britney Spears is a big deal (Webster’s)

Amy Winehouse plans post-prison baby with her self-cutting old man (Celebitchy)

George Clooney’s dual-fisted red carpet action! (TheMeatScale)

Amy Winehouse hits the (peroxide) bottle hard (SeriouslyOMGWTF)

Pamela Anderson demoting “husband” to “babydaddy” (Dlisted)

Paula Abdul flips out, speaks in tongues. Who knew she was Evangelical? (CelebWarship)

Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt’s date at Chuck E. Cheese (CelebrityBabyScoop)

Mariah Carey, speed (dating) freak (HollywoodRag)

Britney scores a quin-fecta! (Mollygood)

Johnny Depp is the cover of the Rolling Stone (PopSugar)

Halle Berry wants to stay pregnant forever! (ShowbizSpy)

Joey Buttafuoco’s sex tape scandal (EvilBeet)

Avril Lavigne is knocked up (IsThisHappening)

Tom Cruise rocks the Austin Powers look (HolyCandy)

Henry Rollins, unlikely Garbo imitator (CelebritySmack)

Joaquin Phoenix has adult literacy issues (AgentBedhead)

Britney Spears smokes while pumping gas (GabbyBabble)

Spears family finds Dr Phil not the soul of discretion (Defamer)

Bono wears his “preliminary hearing” suit (Gawker)

As we and the rest of the world predicted last November, Pamela and Rick’s listless marriage appears to be sputtering to an end like an old jalopy:

Usmagazine.com has learned that Pamela Anderson had divorce papers personally served to Rick Salomon on Dec. 28.

The papers were served two weeks after Anderson first filed for divorce from Salomon, a decision she rescinded just a few hours later with a blog post that they were “working things out.”

Anderson, 40, stated in her divorce request that she and Salomon were married from Oct. 6 to Dec. 13.

So, “happily ever after” only means about 2 months in modern reality. No need to worry. As the saying goes, there are plenty of fish and playful predatory mammals in the sea.