Ayyyy!

Brendan Fraser is on the market again, ladies! (Defamer)

Misha Barton stars in “The DUI” (TMZ)

Casey Affleck discovers “Casey Affleck” is not a name worth dropping (AgentBedhead)

Britney’s latest FB is married (CelebWarship)

The Lohan Sisterhood of the Travelling Pantslessness (CelebritySmack)

Sinead O’Connor and the Pogues live in Dublin (GabbyBabble)

Britney Spears stole her kids’s Christmas presents (TheBlemish)

Angelina and Brad feed the kids McFood for Christmas Dinner (DailyStab)

The most annoying celebrity of 2007 (PopCrunch)

Lindsay Lohan betrayed by convict; convict who takes Terry Richards photographs (Derober)

Angelina’s plastic sturgeon secret (MakeHerUp)

Amy Winehouse to enjoy Norwegian interlude of, say, 8-12 months (Dlisted)

Sean Connery: a man called “Sue” (Huffpo)

Shadenfreude Special: the Hilton sisters lose out on $4 billion (IDLYITW)

John Cusack refuses to crush ignoramus interviewer (Popoholic)

Jessica Alba is engaged, still pissy (Popsugar)

Titmuss retires her tits (Sun)

Smells like… Justin Timberlake? (JustJared)

The latest Jennifer Aniston’s Uterus rumor (HolyCandy)

MK Olson apparently cannot afford shoes (ImNotObsessed)

Pete Doherty, bad boy, worse fighter (AgentBedhead)

Katherine Heigl is cute, honest, soon to be unemployed (HolyCandy)

News Flash: American Idol loser is loser! (Defamer)

Jennifer Lopez rocks the baby bump (CelebrityBabyScoop)

So does Ozzy Osbourne (HolyMoly)

Kate Moss converts to carbs? (ImNotObsessed)

Britney’s rent boy (CeleBitchy)

Renee Zellweger is Bee-having (ICYDK)

Heather Mills was a porn star; worse, she was a bad perm aficionado! (Ninjadude)

Ethan Hawke follows in the footsteps of Jude Law, Robin Williams (GabbyBabble)

What did Meg Ryan do to her face? (CelebrityCosmeticSurgery)

Angelina and Maddox salute the National Guard (JustJared)

Nicole Richie and Joel Madden launch their children’s charity (PerezHilton)

Will Smith may or may not be harboring body thetans (DListed)

Whitney Houston’s comeback not ready for prime time (Bossip)

The Spice Girls sex up Vangroover (WickedYouth)

Carrie Underwood is back on the market (IDLYITW)

Bryan Adams sports a proud unibrow (TheMeatScale)

Lindsay Lohan, proud pinto (Celebslam)

Mandy Moore, proud floor-farker! (CelebritySmack)

Ashley Tisdale is a deviant no more! (EvilBeet)

What blinding light through yonder window breaks? It is Aretha Franklin! (Jezebel)

Amy Winehouse is in The Big House (MrTabloid)

Pete Doherty has a big house (AgentBedhead)

Buy Jennifer Aniston’s clothes; you’ll have to get the scowl on your own (ImNotObsessed)

Katie Holmes jumped the queue at the Marathon (HollywoodOffender)

Is Kylie Minogue pulling an Angelina? (HolyMoly)

Rihanna’s wedding boob flash! (CeleBitchy)

Lindsay Lohan does community service (CelebritySmack)

Jessica Simpson fakes it! (Dlisted)

Britney got the fat sucked out of her butt; no word on her head (WOWReport)

Fainting is the new black! (TheRADReport)

Kanye’s mother’s doctor was a quack (PopOnThePop)

The Victoria’s Secret Posse has landed! (Bastardly)

Sarah Michelle Gellar is a porn star (Egotastic)

The Spice Girls are cheap (ASocialitesLife)

Beth Ditto displays that trademark British elegance (HollywoodRag)

Ellen DeGeneris: puppy re-purposer, strikebreaker! (PerezHilton)

Fabio vs Clooney, hunkfight (InTouch)

Stella McCartney vs Heather Mills, bitchfight (GalleryOfTheAbsurd)

Evangeline Lilly and her hobbit are finito (HolyCandy)

Britney Spears is still picking up KFed’s tabs (DerekHail)

Jessica Simpson wants a Boston man (ImNotObsessed)

Jessica Simpson apparently believes Owen Wilson is a Boston man (UsMagazine)

Victoria Beckham on Ugly Betty clip (HolyMoly)

Are Angie and her bodyguard getting physical? (PopBytes)

Dog the Bounty Hunter didn’t know he was white, racist (Celebslam)

Michael Jackson thinks he’s still black (CelebritySmack)

Kate Moss has British teeth (TheMeatScale)

Pete Doherty is stoned again, rehabbing again, sorry again (AgentBedhead)

Matthew McConaughey’s moose knuckle (CityRag)

Britney Spears might be pregnant again! (InCaseYouDidntKnow)

Naked Harry Potter is coming! (GabbyBabble)

Fake Celebs, real photo-ops (AgentBedhead)

Britney Spears runs over a COP! (CelebritySmack)

Paris Hilton’s porn shop rampage: the VIDEO! (I’mNotObsessed)

Brain safety not Owen Wilson’s #1 concern (PopSugar)

Lindsay on the rocks again? (NinjaDude)

Johnny Depp speaks out about daughter’s hospitalization (CeleBitchy)

Star Jones swipes charity’s cash? (HolyCandy)

Rachel Ray boots BoyToy Husband (Popbytes)

Vanessa Hudgens signs up for High School Musical III (PerezHilton)

Britney’s back, bytches! (GirlsTalkinSmack)

Amy Winehouse’s zombie man (TheMeatScale)

Zac Efron’s low riders…are those Calvins? (JustJared)

LiLo=FishLips (HollywoodRag)

Oprah employee arrested on child abuse charge (US)

Owen Wilson’s overshare potty policy (NYP)

Jane Seymour’s plastic surgery confession (CelebrityCosmeticSurgery)

Britney’s Halloween costume explained (Idolator)

Whose dick is in that box??? (SeriouslyOMGWTF)

Wino is true to form at the MTV Europe Awards (Mollygood)

Jennifer Hudson knows you want her (YoungBlackAndFabulous)

Drew Carey deals out the truth about medical marijuana (EvilBeet)

And the people are…

Catherine Zeta-Jones messy, still hotter than anyone you know (DanasDirt)

Trista Sutter, celebrity mom, self-hating whale (TeenyManolo)

Pete Doherty dumps Irina Lazareanu, targets Kate Moss (TheRadReport)

Scarlett Johansson gives away body parts to her men (CelebWarship)

Amy Winehouse won’t get sloshed before concerts, unlike the audience (WendyWayrad)

Katie Holmes, bastard spawn of Tinkerbell and Godzilla (GoFugYourself)

Ashley Olsen’s Donald Duck impression (ImNotObsessed)

Owen Wilson interview goes live at the witching hour (EvilBeet)

Cindy Crawford, serial sellout (DerekHail)

Natalie Portman, nude no more! (DailyStab)

Renee Zellweger rocks the inpatient look (CelebrityDirtyLaundry)

Britney Spears carrys drugs in her purse (HollywoodBackwash)

Japan makes Posh Spice smile (Glosslip)

Jessica Biel pulls a Britney Spears move, attacks with brolly (CelebSlam)

Keanu Reeves, 43, has girlfriend, 20 (GabbyBabble)

Borat sued for making etiquette expert look uptight. Whodathunkit? (HolyCandy)

Britney’s hit and run charge dismissed, DWL sticks (PopOnThePop)

Beyonce is your fat aunt (Fatback)

The Unsexiest Women: the blowback (2BlogOrNot2Blog)

Paris Hilton not to molest Rwanda just yet (Oscar Valdez)

Sorry, it was there. I had to use it.

Larry Craig and the Village People get their groove on! (Disembedded)

Celebrities love Mr. Bones (Jezebel)

Life after Xena for Lucy Lawless (AgentBedhead)

LiLo’s new BF jilted his fiance for her (with bonus mug shot goodness) (CelebritySmack)

Pamela Anderson as: Hooker Bride Barbie! (DailyStab)

Colin Farrell and Natalie Portman do good (GlitteratiGossip)

Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt, not so good (GoFugYourself)

Donald Trump disses George Clooney and Angelina Jolie. Start the countdown to the assassination (HolyCandy)

LAPD investigates Orlando Bloom’s car crash (I’mNotObsessed)

Raising Suri Cruise by the book: Dianetics (CelebrityDirtyLaundry)

Michael Jackson on Kid Nation? Uh, so to speak. (JustJared)

Hayden Panettiere and Milo Ventimiglia not dating (OK)

Victoria Beckham cracks a smile (PerezHilton)

Kate Moss debuts her Joan Collins tribute collection (MollyGood)

Taye Diggs hotter even when goofy than any man you know (PopSugar)

Ellen DeGeneris releases the hounds (TMZ)

Kimora Lee Simmons, Russell Simmons, their kids, and Djimon Hounsou at the Pumpkin Patch (CelebrityBabyScoop)

Paris Hilton dumps another one (TheRadReport)

Celebrities cheat on their taxes too! (TheJellyfisher)

Debra Messing’s got a new job (Seriously?OMG!WTF?)

Ginny Weasley aughtta lay the Cruciatus Curse on her stylist (GoFugYourself)

The return of Posh and Becks (DailyStab)

$400,000 for cosmetic work and none leftover to do her roots (SeriouslyOMGWTF?)

Mug Shots of the Rich and Infamous, the Slideshow! (Turtlebutt)

Bernhard Willhelm designs not exactly flying off the shelves (The Guardian)

Johnny Rotten vs Sting: An Oldies Grudge Match! (AgentBedhead)

Howard Stern sues Rita Cosby for $60 million (Defamer)

Britney’s new, unimproved life (CelebritySmack!)

Britney is no Garbo, Chris Crocker (Dlisted)

Britney doesn’t have her kids, but she’ll always have a sex tape rumour (HolyCandy)

Eva Longoria’s Paris Hilton sex tape spoof (I’mNotObsessed)

Good news for Amy Winehouse! Her husband abandoned her (PopOnThePop)

H.O. claiming bloom off George Clooney’s rose (HollywoodOffender)

Lindsay Lohan goes pumpkin-picking with a commando (CelebDirtyLaundry)

AshKutch/DeMoore take in a game (LaineyGossip)

We’re back, and linkier than ever!

Timberlake in leather (blogger faints) (DailyStab)

Lindsay is positive! about using drugs, that is (PopCrunch)

Kimberly Stewart’s boobs are lopsided (AgentBedhead)

Britney wears underwear! (CelebritySmack)

Mena Suvari’s new look (I’mNotObsessed)

Do NOT watch Mariah Carey pee! (HolyCandy, and don’t worry; it’s not a video post)

Farrah Fawcett’s alternative cancer therapy (CeleBitchy)

The Curse of Howdy Doody (WOWReport)

Angelina Jolie: still employable (USWeekly)

Nicole Richie’s stripper heels (Jossip)

Carl Lewis’ new vibrator (Gizmodo)

Britney has one for the road…on the road (EvilBeetGossip)

Ben does not beat Jen (ICYDK)

Dylan McDermott is back on the market! (BricksAndStones)

Jailbird Paris Hilton is the Halloween Costume of the Year (Seattle PI)

Kelly Ripa rocking the Gollum look (Dlisted)

Britney Spears Art Exhibit, y’all! (CityRag)

Kiefer Sutherland DUI charges (Defamer)

Smells like Courtney Love? (Agent Bedhead)

Kathy Griffin is engaged, about to be richer than God (Celebitchy)

Jennifer Aniston…still getting work in movies (CelebritySmack)

Jennifer Garner’s six pack (CelebSlam)

Rock and Roll Facelift Roundup (CityRag)

Debra Messing is bringing the muu-muu back (DailyStab)

Vanessa and Zac: splitsville? (Derek Hail)

Angie is Nicole’s guardian angel (Dlisted)

speaking of which, Angie’s only slept with four men (Glosslip)

Justine Bateman works the Holly Hobbie look (GoFugYourself)

Oscar de la Hoya in fishnets? (HollywoodRag)

Lee Greenwood needs the green, not red, white and blue (Hollywood Offender)

Indiana Jones and the Crystal Skull spoilers (JoBlo)

Prince Freddie von Mr. Zsa Zsa speaks out (TMZ)

Yes, OJ is free. Lock up your blondes (Defamer)

Who wore it better: Amy Wino vs Edward Scissorhands (HolyCandy)

Britney’s partying again. Big shocker, eh? (I’m Not Obsessed!)

Dita covers up nicely (Mollygood)

Alicia Silverstone gets nekkid for Peta (FitSugar)

This month Reese Witherspoon, who is small and cute and perpetually glamourous and very hard to dislike, tells Elle magazine:

“Right around Christmastime I was sitting in a parking lot,” Witherspoon begins. “And I felt like I just couldn’t get out of the car. It was like, I can’t get out of the car.” She laughs sadly, pressing her ringless hands to her cheeks. “And I thought, Okay, half of the parking lot has dealt with this. More than half of the parking lot has dealt with this. Okay, let’s make it a little bigger. Half of this city has dealt with this. Okay, let’s make it a little bigger—half of this country, until I finally got out of the car. It was like, It’s okay. It’s okay.

Less than a day after Reese’s interview with Elle made the rounds, a quote from Ryan conveniently crops up:

“After the divorce I was a physical wreck. I wanted to die. I was ready to kill myself. I was not taking care of myself at all. I would wake up and cry and vomit.”

Could the ex-Mr Witherspoon be engaging in a little bit of one-upmanship? So what if you couldn’t get out of the car? I couldn’t even get out of bed to shave and exfoliate. Now THAT’s suffering. So don’t even try and compare your troubles to mine, honey!

All I can say is dude…when you go out clubbing every night, doing shots off random bimbos in spandex and taking whatever your teenage friends give you, you’re bound to wake up in a puddle of your own puke sobbing like a baby.