Ayyyy!

Xena’s rock ‘n roll roolz (Lolebrity)

Rainbow Killer’s parade rained on (Websters)

The Ebony and Ivory ticket (TheBosh)

Bright Lights, Big Shitty (Radar)

Barbie’s rod attracts…- no, I’m a responsible parenting blogger. I can’t go there! (WizbangPop)

Celebrity Dad Faceoff: Ewan McGregor vs Blair Underwood (TeenyManolo)

Selling your sis out to the tabloids! (Mollygood)

Kate “Marlboro” Moss isn’t anorexic (ImNotObsessed)

Jennifer Aniston dresses like San Fernando Valley Barbie for a trip to the Met (PopSugar)

White people are funny (CandyKirby)

The most low-rent bust in history (DListed)

Sabrina, the teen-age mom? (JustJared)

The practical wedding dress (GoFugYourself)

Miley Cyrus is Sweet Sexteen! (Defamer)

Anna Faris is a proud Stonette (DailyStab)

Bad Bedhead Britney (CelebritySmack)

That’s gotta hurt, Amy Winehouse! (AgentBedhead)

Teenage single mom moves in with Mom to recoup from cheating babydaddy (CeleBitchy)

Prince Harry sez: *^&$ primogeniture! (Lolebrity)

Daniel Radcliffe farts PURE LIGHT (AgentBedhead)

Strokes? (BusyBeeBlog)

Britney Spears is so over men (CelebrityDirt)

Sienna Miller’s neighbors support truth in advertising (CelebritySmack)

Hunk @ Large! Tom Arnold is single again! (BittenAndBound)

Behold the power of the Pivert! (CandyKirby)

Celebrity sperm that succeeds! (IBBB)

The Stefani/Rossdale Popstar Eugenics Program presents Gen 2.0! (ImNotObsessed)

Shia Shirtless (JustJared)

This girl has a great future being “professionally friendly” to geeks (GoFugYourself)

Verne Troyer, chick magnet: just call him Mister Tripod! (Websters)

Jack Osbourne goes to prison! (SeriouslyOMG)

David Blaine to be hanged! (Mollygood)

Obama’s is bigger than McCain’s? (Radar)

This is old, but dayum Princes William and Harry are teh hawt! (UKPopsugar)

Lucky lady rear-ended by George Clooney (Defamer)

Brits in America (Gawker)

EXCLUSIVE:

In the latest issue of OK! magazine, the unstoppable pop tart Britney Spears gives her most overshary interview to date. She dishes the dirt on her exes, her family, and, most importantly, her beauty routines. At last the world will learn the source of that coveted golden glow.

Prince Harry duz Colonialism rong (Lolebrity)

Paging the Claymates! Clay Aiken singing angel music box (GalleryOfTheAbsurd)

Diddy wins the Gold! In Overshares! (POTP)

Flasher or Flash In The Pan? (Celebuwreck)

Paris Hilton, superhero? (ItsCandyTV)

Welcome to Dumpsville, Jennifer; population: you (CelebrityDirt)

Just let your damn keyboard get dirty for God’s sake! (IBBB)

Win a threesome with Scarlett Johannson (AgentBedhead)

Celebrity Deathmatch: Suri vs Shiloh (CelebritySmack)

Amy Winehouse: the stuff of nightmares (HolyMoly)

Ali Lohan, living la vida silicone (CeleBitchy)

Brad Pitt, typical suburban dad (PopSugar)

Madonna will depopulate Malawi if it’s the last thing she does (CelebrityBabyScoop)

Everybody Batusi! (DListed)

Tyra steals from children (CandyKirby)

Ashlee Simpson is a role model for Canadian youth (CrazyDaysAndNights)

Penelope Cruz isn’t pretty enough to date herself (DailyStab)

Someone tell Brooke Hogan blogging is a privilege, not a right (Websters)

Remaid in Manhattan (SeriouslyOMG)

Britney represents for Team Cheeto! (Defamer)

WaPo vs JonasFanz, yo (Gawker)

Madamism? Madonnaism? (CelebrityCosmeticSurgery)

Ex-Mayor of London begins new, more literal-minded career (Lolebrity)

Kiefer needs soap on a rope! (AgentBedhead)

The Family Panettiere pulls a Spears (CeleBitchy)

Britney finally gets some support (CelebritySmack)

Anne Hathaway nose what she’s doing (DailyStab)

The Royal Ronsons (EvilBeet)

A shirtless, long-haired Jake GyllenwhatwasIsaying? (JustJared)

The greatest movie trailer in the entirety of recorded human history (Defamer)

Hollywood is CURSED! (Gawker)

Angelyne is ageless! (DListed)

The real queens of child beauty pageants (FourFour)

Kelly Osbourne, cradle-robber! (DanasDirt)

Oasis frontman requires intervention for assoholism (GabbyBabble)

Things we didn’t need to see: Tara Reid’s stomach on Lil’ Kim’s body (POTP)

Seth Green, sex machine (SeriouslyOMG)

Bono sans shades!!! The end of the universe approaches! (CandyKirby)

Forget the Montauk Monster: it’s the Montag Monster! (IBBB)

Britney’s VMAs Mulligans (PopSugar)

Protest? That’s retarded! (Websters)

Matthew McConaughey rolls wit his posse (Lolebrity)

Truth (and methane) in advertising (AgentBedhead)

The Grey Fox vs La Vida Lohan (ItsCandyTV)

Jackie Chan can chop my sockey anytime (CelebrityDirt)

80’s celebrity flashbacks! (CelebritySmack)

Britney Spears Faster, Pussycat, Kill, Kill rumours killt (DailyStab)

Katie Holmes gets the hottest men in uniform (CandyKirby)

First glimpses of Nicole Kidman’s lumpy baby blanket (SeriouslyOMG)

Kate Hudson photoshopped to the point of vampirism (AllieIsWired)

Vastly pregnant Gwen Stefani visits the hospital (PopSugar)

Lohan and Ronson get matching “white trash eternity rings” (CeleBitchy)

Trixie Belden and the Case of the Mormon Sex Slave Dog Cloner (Dlisted)

Megan Fox brings her quiet dignity to playing a porny Mother Theresa (Defamer)

New Jersey celebrates its famous crabs (BestWeekEver)

Lisa Suedrow (ICYDK)

Petra Nemcova does her Eddie Munster impression (Yeeeeah)

Owen Wilson: the Butterscotch Stallion rides again! (lolebrity)

Couture Catfight: Anna Wintour vs Jenny from the Block (Gawker)

Faster, Britney, Kill, Kill! (AgentBedhead)

Morgan Freeman is back on the market (CeleBitchy)

Cindy Crawford is still flawless, now topless (SeriouslyOMG)

Tori Spelling is a Cher impersonator (IBBB)

Jennifer Aniston’s biological alarm just went off (Websters)

Be all that you can be: a fembot (SuperfantasticPlastic)

Jenna Jameson’s babymaker still works! (CandyKirby)

Keanu Reeves gets to keep a secret from you (JustJared)

Karl Lagerfeld shows off the grandkid (FakeKarl)

Josh Holloway is a Pebbles Flintstone impersonator (SocialiteLife)

Howard Stern drives his sidekick to drink (DailyStab)

Shia’s appendage may be cut (CelebritySmack)

Bus Rage: so much for a perfect record (WOWReport)

Words I never thought I’d type: Paris Hilton for President (Mollygood)

Al Pacino and Robert DeNiro to re-ignite your movie screens (UKPopsugar)

Little Black BCC: Hollywood Madame Follies (Defamer)

Suri has a muneez (Lolebrity)

Richard Simmons is a man’s man (Websters)

Guyliner goes mainstream (AgentBedhead)

Eyeliner works wonders (DailyStab)

Lance Armstrong comes out…of relationship (CelebritySmack)

Janice Dickinson, hot tranny mess (CelebrityCosmeticSurgery)

Tranny or Trash: YOU decide! (CandyKirby)

Britney’s new friend is hung like a horse (IBBB)

New Trannie Barbies: Xtina and Eva (ImNotObsessed)

Ashley Tisdale trawls for tuna (JustJared)

Paris Hilton, cobbler to the creme de la creme of drag performers (Mollygood)

So then, what does Tony Romo get if he wins MVP? (PopSugar)

NIN, straight up (PinkIsTheNewBlog)

America’s Got Confusion: there are professional Ozzy Osbourne impersonators? (Defamer)

Morrissey invades Israel (Gawker)

____er ____ed for ****ing in ___ (Radar)

Flannel-shirted Miley Cyrus will NOT kiss a girl! (CeleBitchy)

Tom Cruise no longer a mama’s boy? (InTouch)

Amy Winehouse is a vampire (DListed)

Good thing Britney has finally got all those messy custody issues sorted out, so she can go back to spending some quality time with the little ones.  What important piece of parental wisdom is she imparting to her eldest son here?
(a) Now that your motor skills have developed considerably, get used to holding them for me
(b) These are just one of the many wonderful things that you can get hopelessly addicted to!
(c) Now isn’t this more fun than pouring shots for your deadbeat dad?
(d) And when you’ve figured out how to light them without burning the house down, I’ll teach you how to roll your own cigars

Steve Jobs: caption different! (Lolebrity)

Megan Fox, the Sarah Bernhardt of our time? (AgentBedhead)

Having sex with Brad Pitt not good enough for Angelina Jolie (CelebWarship)

OMG photos of the Chosen Cereal and the Chosen Couch! (CelebrityDirtyLaundry)

Are we entirely sure Christian Bale and Britney Spears are not related? (CeleBitchy)

Britney Spears is a shape-shifter (CityRag)

Bindi’s birthday bittersweet (DerekHail)

The most perfect sperm donor in the world speaks out (CelebritySmack)

Angie told: Eat a sammich, biotch! (DailyStab)

Amy Winehouse has a new gig, puts on some weight (DListed)

Heather Mills is not God (JustJared)

Alanis Morissette commits a cardinal sin (ImNotObsessed)

Is NOTHING blasphemous anymore? (Mollygood)

Sienna Miller needs advice from Jude Law, Jeremy Piven (CandyKirby)

X-rated? Or D-listed? (GoFugYourself)

RonLo/SamSay: they’re in, they’re out, they’re on, they’re off (Radar)

The Jonas Brothers: Good boys gone bad? (Websters)

Matthew McConaughey feels the Oedipal threat already (AgentBedhead)

Pregnant man’s baby worth only 1/10th a McConaughey (Gawker)

Lynn Spears ended, not just ruined, one young life (CeleBitchy)

OK, no. Britney to reunite with Justin? (OK)

Sienna Miller, Topless Terror of Torino, sues for invasion of privacy (DListed)

Ghost like Swayze? I doant THINK so! (Lolebrity)

Nick Bollea is out of juvvie (CelebritySmack)

Adam Levine is a true gentleman of the road (DailyStab)

Britney has a fallback plan if Justin says no (CityRag)

Cavalcade of trip-fab at George Clinton’s birthday (Crunk&Disorderly)

Batman vs Momzo the Clown (Defamer)

Slayer slain (GabbyBabble)

President Bush speaks on the one topic he on which he is an expert (CandyKirby)

Harriet Carter, cocktail queen (IBBB)

Daniel Radcliffe, now legal in even MORE states! (ImNotObsessed)

Gillian Anderson shows off the baby bump (JustJared)

Mr. T’s nuts! (Websters)

Shoes for a season in Hell (Radar)

Fiddy vs Taco Bell (PerezHilton)

Miley Cyrus and her long-lost twin (Lolebrity)

Peter Coyote takes on George Clooney (AgentBedhead)

The John McCain terrorist fist bump (WOW)

10 sexiest humans alive (Pajiba)

Christian Bale arrested for Oedipal assault (Websters)

RIP Estelle Getty (CelebritySmack)

Cindy and Greg Brady do lunch, charity work (SeriouslyOMG)

A man, his wife, and their surgeon (Radar)

Kate Moss is off the market again (UKPopsugar)

Hollywood’s rich list (PerezHilton)

John Edwards triangle trapeziod (NationalEnquirer)

Shia Laboeuf on the run (JustJared)

From the Department of Bad Ideas: Wino to work with addicts (Mollygood)

Jennifer Aniston really shouldn’t be commenting on newspaper sites (ImNotObsessed)

Play the Britney Spears White Trash game (IBBB)

Natalie Portman in Bollywood Blockbuster! (CandyKirby)

A cougar can’t change her spots (GoFugYourself)

Big surprise: Miley Cyrus to film nude scenes (DailyStab)

The Mad Socialite of YouTube is evicted (CelebritySmack)

Top Five Valley Girls (Defamer)