Ayyyy!

Owen Wilson: the Butterscotch Stallion rides again! (lolebrity)

Couture Catfight: Anna Wintour vs Jenny from the Block (Gawker)

Faster, Britney, Kill, Kill! (AgentBedhead)

Morgan Freeman is back on the market (CeleBitchy)

Cindy Crawford is still flawless, now topless (SeriouslyOMG)

Tori Spelling is a Cher impersonator (IBBB)

Jennifer Aniston’s biological alarm just went off (Websters)

Be all that you can be: a fembot (SuperfantasticPlastic)

Jenna Jameson’s babymaker still works! (CandyKirby)

Keanu Reeves gets to keep a secret from you (JustJared)

Karl Lagerfeld shows off the grandkid (FakeKarl)

Josh Holloway is a Pebbles Flintstone impersonator (SocialiteLife)

Howard Stern drives his sidekick to drink (DailyStab)

Shia’s appendage may be cut (CelebritySmack)

Bus Rage: so much for a perfect record (WOWReport)

Words I never thought I’d type: Paris Hilton for President (Mollygood)

Al Pacino and Robert DeNiro to re-ignite your movie screens (UKPopsugar)

Little Black BCC: Hollywood Madame Follies (Defamer)

Suri has a muneez (Lolebrity)

Richard Simmons is a man’s man (Websters)

Guyliner goes mainstream (AgentBedhead)

Eyeliner works wonders (DailyStab)

Lance Armstrong comes out…of relationship (CelebritySmack)

Janice Dickinson, hot tranny mess (CelebrityCosmeticSurgery)

Tranny or Trash: YOU decide! (CandyKirby)

Britney’s new friend is hung like a horse (IBBB)

New Trannie Barbies: Xtina and Eva (ImNotObsessed)

Ashley Tisdale trawls for tuna (JustJared)

Paris Hilton, cobbler to the creme de la creme of drag performers (Mollygood)

So then, what does Tony Romo get if he wins MVP? (PopSugar)

NIN, straight up (PinkIsTheNewBlog)

America’s Got Confusion: there are professional Ozzy Osbourne impersonators? (Defamer)

Morrissey invades Israel (Gawker)

____er ____ed for ****ing in ___ (Radar)

Flannel-shirted Miley Cyrus will NOT kiss a girl! (CeleBitchy)

Tom Cruise no longer a mama’s boy? (InTouch)

Amy Winehouse is a vampire (DListed)

Good thing Britney has finally got all those messy custody issues sorted out, so she can go back to spending some quality time with the little ones.  What important piece of parental wisdom is she imparting to her eldest son here?
(a) Now that your motor skills have developed considerably, get used to holding them for me
(b) These are just one of the many wonderful things that you can get hopelessly addicted to!
(c) Now isn’t this more fun than pouring shots for your deadbeat dad?
(d) And when you’ve figured out how to light them without burning the house down, I’ll teach you how to roll your own cigars

Steve Jobs: caption different! (Lolebrity)

Megan Fox, the Sarah Bernhardt of our time? (AgentBedhead)

Having sex with Brad Pitt not good enough for Angelina Jolie (CelebWarship)

OMG photos of the Chosen Cereal and the Chosen Couch! (CelebrityDirtyLaundry)

Are we entirely sure Christian Bale and Britney Spears are not related? (CeleBitchy)

Britney Spears is a shape-shifter (CityRag)

Bindi’s birthday bittersweet (DerekHail)

The most perfect sperm donor in the world speaks out (CelebritySmack)

Angie told: Eat a sammich, biotch! (DailyStab)

Amy Winehouse has a new gig, puts on some weight (DListed)

Heather Mills is not God (JustJared)

Alanis Morissette commits a cardinal sin (ImNotObsessed)

Is NOTHING blasphemous anymore? (Mollygood)

Sienna Miller needs advice from Jude Law, Jeremy Piven (CandyKirby)

X-rated? Or D-listed? (GoFugYourself)

RonLo/SamSay: they’re in, they’re out, they’re on, they’re off (Radar)

The Jonas Brothers: Good boys gone bad? (Websters)

Matthew McConaughey feels the Oedipal threat already (AgentBedhead)

Pregnant man’s baby worth only 1/10th a McConaughey (Gawker)

Lynn Spears ended, not just ruined, one young life (CeleBitchy)

OK, no. Britney to reunite with Justin? (OK)

Sienna Miller, Topless Terror of Torino, sues for invasion of privacy (DListed)

Ghost like Swayze? I doant THINK so! (Lolebrity)

Nick Bollea is out of juvvie (CelebritySmack)

Adam Levine is a true gentleman of the road (DailyStab)

Britney has a fallback plan if Justin says no (CityRag)

Cavalcade of trip-fab at George Clinton’s birthday (Crunk&Disorderly)

Batman vs Momzo the Clown (Defamer)

Slayer slain (GabbyBabble)

President Bush speaks on the one topic he on which he is an expert (CandyKirby)

Harriet Carter, cocktail queen (IBBB)

Daniel Radcliffe, now legal in even MORE states! (ImNotObsessed)

Gillian Anderson shows off the baby bump (JustJared)

Mr. T’s nuts! (Websters)

Shoes for a season in Hell (Radar)

Fiddy vs Taco Bell (PerezHilton)

Miley Cyrus and her long-lost twin (Lolebrity)

Peter Coyote takes on George Clooney (AgentBedhead)

The John McCain terrorist fist bump (WOW)

10 sexiest humans alive (Pajiba)

Christian Bale arrested for Oedipal assault (Websters)

RIP Estelle Getty (CelebritySmack)

Cindy and Greg Brady do lunch, charity work (SeriouslyOMG)

A man, his wife, and their surgeon (Radar)

Kate Moss is off the market again (UKPopsugar)

Hollywood’s rich list (PerezHilton)

John Edwards triangle trapeziod (NationalEnquirer)

Shia Laboeuf on the run (JustJared)

From the Department of Bad Ideas: Wino to work with addicts (Mollygood)

Jennifer Aniston really shouldn’t be commenting on newspaper sites (ImNotObsessed)

Play the Britney Spears White Trash game (IBBB)

Natalie Portman in Bollywood Blockbuster! (CandyKirby)

A cougar can’t change her spots (GoFugYourself)

Big surprise: Miley Cyrus to film nude scenes (DailyStab)

The Mad Socialite of YouTube is evicted (CelebritySmack)

Top Five Valley Girls (Defamer)

David Hasselhoff stars in It Came from the D-List! (Lolebrity)

Zac Efron in Three’s Company (MikeyMars)

Matt Damon and Brad Pitt in Celebrity Dad Faceoff (TeenyManolo)

Gossip Blogger in My So-Called Life (raincoaster)

The Young and the Wasted: The Gawker 20 (Gawker)

The Spice Girls star in The (Gilded) Birdcage (AgentBedhead)

Jennifer Garner in The Family Way (CelebritySmack)

Method Man in The Man Who Fell to Earth (POTP)

Nicole Kidman in Heaven (CelebWarship)

Salma Hayek makes a triumphant return in The Single Life (DailyStab)

Corey vs Corey (Defamer)

Michael Lohan Jr in Continent (CandyKirby)

Revenge of the Unfairly Slandered Tomatoes! (IBBB)

Britney and KFed in Agreement (ImNotObsessed)

The Dark Knight in Box Office Boffo! (JustJared)

Flavor Flav in Articulate (Mollygood)

Kelly Osbourne in Stripes (UKPopsugar)

Ashanti in Chintz (Crunk&Disorderly)

Matthew McConaughey in Better Late Than Never (CeleBitchy)

Blaaaaaaaaake in Carcerated! (DListed)

Hoo hyerd Amy Winehouse 4 “babbysittur?” (Lolebrity)

Matt Damon = “Ned Flanders?” Must be seen to be believed! (Websters)

Britney looks, behaves, “almost” like a normal person (ASL)

“It’s SIR Salman to you biotches now!” (WizbangPop)

“Teh gheys” are hot for Frodo (Radar)

Is Colin Farrell Minnie Driver’s “babydaddy?” (CeleBitchy)

Justin Timberlake neglects hygene “down below” (UKPopsugar)

Sean Avery learns why they call it a “promotion” (PinkIsTheNewBlog)

Brooke Hogan’s butt is “an old car” (CelebritySmack)

File under “no surprise:” Denise Richards/Charlie Sheen kids are in therapy (ImNotObsessed)

Solange looks “interesting” don’t you think? (CandyKirby)

“The Hoff” is hurting! (DailyStab)

“Mulder and Scully” smack down the lone remaining G&R fan (AgentBedhead)

“Rumble” in Malibu II! (Defamer)

Sherri Sheppard is a “big” fan of Chippendales (Crunk+Disorderly)

Drew Lachey is a “Patsy” (JustJared)

Paris Hilton and The Pope star in: The Odd Couple (AgentBedhead)(link challenger)

Steve Guttenberg ar not haz-bean! (Lolebrity)

Marcrida Patterson in When Underwear Attacks! (CelebritySmack)

Taco Bell presents 50 Cent in Guess Who’s Coming to Dinner (DailyStab)

Desperate Craigslister in Bringing Up Baby (CandyKirby)

Eddie Murphy in Daddy Daycare! Oh, he already was? (ImNotObsessed)

Will Smith in…WHAT????? (SeriouslyOMG)

Amy Winehouse in The Hospital (Mollygood)

Meg Ryan in The Time Machine (IBBB)

My Fair Fugly (GoFugYourself)

Jamie-Lynn Spears in Labour Pains! (Websters)

Jamie-Lynn’s babydaddy in Pun Flew Over the Cuckoo’s Nest (PerezHilton)

David Beckham in The Illusionist (Yeeeeah)

The five unsexiest movies about sex (Spout)

Charlotte Church in The Club (CelebWarship)

Piers Morgan in Gold Diggers of 2008 (CeleBitchy)

Britney Spears(?) and David Hasselhoff in Bosom Buddies (GenosWorld)

A Dallas Cowboy’s struggle to adopt (BlackCelebrityKids)

Blake Lively h8s kritikz (Lolebrity)

Seal busts an illegal Nicole Richie move (GabbyBabble)

David Beckham is stuffed into his Armani briefs (PopSugar)

Diddy discusses manscaping (CandyKirby)

Jennifer Lopez gives a performance for autistic kids (ImNotObsessed)

Sienna Miller rocks the Carwash Cabaret look (JustJared)

Miley Cyrus gets a namecheck in the R Kelly trial (Crunk&Disorderly)

Pete Doherty does TOO know how to bathe (AgentBedhead)

Jack Black, the Doctor Frankenstein of breakfast cereal (DailyStab)

Gisele makes the Mischa mistake (CelebritySmack)

One dog down, one to go (People)

Jodie Foster loses her sh*t (TheBosh)

Kiera Knightly is a bobblehead (Websters)

American Idol loser is airport terrorist? (IBBB)

Mickey Rourke, testicle inspector (Yeeeeah)

How to date an Olsen (Defamer)

The Amy Winehouse Well Duh (CelebrityDirtyLaundry)

Brangelina is insatiable! (CelebrityBabyScoop)

Britney’s with Jamie-Lynn for the birth while Dad is selling her house (CeleBitchy)

Amy Winehouse sez da hyer da hair, da clowser too gawd (Lolebrity)

Grey’s Anatomy insider carves up Katherine Heigl (SeriouslyOMG)

Liberace reincarnated! (GabbyBabble)

Agyness Deyn Punk’d (CelebWarship)

Model/Actress/Whatevers climb the greasy pole for Kid Rock (AgentBedhead)

Chevy Chase misplaces bouquet garni de BC (Defamer)

Perez Hilton, the opera (Gawker)

Pete and Ashlee went to the doctor (DailyStab)

Gavin Rossdale turns his back on his musical roots forever. And the ska punks will never speak to him again (ImNotObsessed)

R Kelly not guilty (CelebritySmack)

Who rocked the beaver better? (CandyKirby)

George Clooney’s Italian villa has interesting…manscaping? (TheBastardly)

Sean Connery suffers golfing injury, breaks foot, shatters my James Bond illusions (DListed)

10 reasons not to watch Will Smith’s new movie (Derober)

Perez Hilton, Britney Spears, and KFed are all in Vegas this weekend (PerezHilton)

The Blogosphere dissected (Mollygood)

The Shat chooses rug over beard (CeleBitchy)

Erykah Badu gives Bjork a run for her money (Crunk&Disorderly)

Britney Spears has dim inisht car pass city (Lolebrity)

The first Triple Crown win in thirty years? (TheAspiringHorseplayer)

Lindsay Lohan has more lives than a house full of cats (AgentBedhead)

Vin Diesel is a daddy! (DailyStab)

Evander Holyfield nearly loses ear, may lose house as well (CelebritySmack)

KFed will not be bought! Cheaply! (ImNotObsessed)

Click here and watch your ovaries expload: Prince Harry holding a baby! (DListed)

Celebrity Dad Faceoff: Viggo Mortensen vs Jon Bon Jovi (TeenyManolo)

Willy Nelson is a nut; Jessica Simpson is a speed demon (Defamer)

Lynda Carter reports finding a dead woman in the Potomac (CeleBitchy)

Christina Aguilera misuses the American flag (Yeeeeah)

Jennifer Lopez defects to Moscow, twins nowhere in sight (PopSugar)

Kate Beckinsale is uni-talented (Websters)

They grow up so fast…when their mother is Kate Beckinsale, that is (Mollygood)

Jude Law will have none of your “match the shoes to the outfit” Naziism! (JustJared)

“Do ya feel lucky, Spike Lee? Well, do ya?” (CandyKirby)

Billionaire Nerd is secret sex, drug fiend (PerezHilton)

The first rule of Metallica is, you don’t talk about Metallica (Idolator)