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Willie Nelson’s celebrity tractor race (Stillisstillmoving)
If a sex doll could sing, it would sound like this (MrTabloid)
Celebrity houses in Malibu wildfire danger (I’mNotObsessed)
Nicole Kidman, fattie (HolyMoly)
Kate Moss, fattie (TheSkinnyWebsite)
Hayden Panettiere, fattie (CelebSlam)
Britney Spears, fattie (TheMeatScale)
Paris Hilton, popsicle (AgentBedhead)
Zac Efron, cutie (JustJared)
Jessica Biel, Martian (CelebritySmack)
Britney Spears, bikini-buff (DailyStab)
Ellen DeGeneris, serial dog regifter (Yeeeah)
Jake Gyllenhaal, toilet connoisseur (BricksAndStones)
Anderson Cooper, built (LARagMag)
Marie Osmond, unconscious (Defamer)
Kirstie Alley, cheater (CelebrityBabylon)
Jennifer Hudson, bridesmaid (GoFugYourself)
Bo Duke, hunk(HolyCandy)
Tyra Banks, fierce (YoungBlackAndFabulous)
Dumbledore, gay (Popwatch)