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		<title>That&#8217;s Pants links</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 06 Jul 2010 12:10:22 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[You know, if Gwen Stefani had worn those back when she was still single, she&#8217;d still BE single. I mean, Diesel Jeans I know. Depends Jeans are something for which the world as we know it is not yet ready. Johnny Depp&#8217;s awesome flashbacks (Lolebrity) raincoaster&#8217;s emo moment (raincoaster) That’s his “rainbow face” (Shoeblogs) Home [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.dlisted.com/node/37920"><img class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-5609" title="Gwen Stefani pants" src="http://ayyyy.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/Gwen-Stefani-pants.jpg" alt="Gwen Stefani is pants" width="454" height="640" /></a></p>
<p>You know, if Gwen Stefani had worn those back when she was still single, she&#8217;d still BE single. I mean, <a href="http://www.amazon.com/gp/redirect.html?ie=UTF8&#038;location=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.amazon.com%2FDiesel-Womens-Medium-Super-Denim%2Fdp%2FB002UKQ6Q0%3Fie%3DUTF8%26s%3Dapparel%26qid%3D1278416962%26sr%3D8-4&#038;tag=ayyyy-20&#038;linkCode=ur2&#038;camp=1789&#038;creative=9325">Diesel Jeans</a><img src="http://www.assoc-amazon.com/e/ir?t=ayyyy-20&#038;l=ur2&#038;o=1" width="1" height="1" border="0" alt="" style="border:none !important; margin:0px !important;" /> I know. <a href="http://www.amazon.com/gp/redirect.html?ie=UTF8&#038;location=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.amazon.com%2FHuggies-Supreme-Little-Diapers-72-count%2Fdp%2FB00394DQI2%3Fie%3DUTF8%26s%3Dhpc%26qid%3D1278417226%26sr%3D8-1&#038;tag=ayyyy-20&#038;linkCode=ur2&#038;camp=1789&#038;creative=9325">Depends Jeans</a><img src="http://www.assoc-amazon.com/e/ir?t=ayyyy-20&#038;l=ur2&#038;o=1" width="1" height="1" border="0" alt="" style="border:none !important; margin:0px !important;" /> are something for which the world as we know it is not yet ready.</p>
<blockquote><p><a title="Johnny Depp is the face of 1 800 COCAINE" href="http://lolebrity.net/2010/07/05/johnny-depps-awesome-flashbacks/" target="_blank">Johnny Depp&#8217;s awesome flashbacks</a> (Lolebrity)</p>
<p><a title="To Whom It May Concern" href="http://raincoaster.com/2010/07/06/operation-global-media-domination-to-whom-it-may-concern/" target="_blank">raincoaster&#8217;s emo moment</a> (raincoaster)</p>
<p><a title="twas certainly awfully flipping  brillig" href="http://shoeblogs.com/2010/07/05/transcendent-joy/" target="_blank">That’s his “rainbow face”</a> (Shoeblogs)</p>
<p><a title="Lit up like Christmas" href="http://manolohome.com/2010/07/05/a-whole-lot-of-light/" target="_blank">Home Depot turns me on</a> (ManoloHome)</p>
<p><a title="I always thought we grew like  sea monkeys" href="http://manolofood.com/whats-for-lunch-commie-pinko-eggs/" target="_blank">Hatch your own commie pinko!</a> (ManoloFood)</p>
<p><a title="He should have shaved his legs  first" href="http://manolobig.com/2010/07/05/monday-hotness-lady-liberty-edition/" target="_blank">World’s ugliest majorette</a> (ManoloBig)</p>
<p><a title="Glamelia for Glamazons" href="http://manolobrides.com/2010/07/06/inspiration-glamelia/" target="_blank">Are you diva enough for this?</a> (ManoloBrides)</p>
<p><a title="This is totally OD, Old Dad" href="http://teenymanolo.com/2010/07/06/new-dad-state-of-mind/" target="_blank">New Dad State of Mind</a> (TeenyManolo)</p>
<p><a title="Endless lovin'? Certainly  seemed that way to the audience" href="http://agentbedhead.com/index.php/archive/brooke-shields-lionel-richies-endless-lovin/" target="_blank">Ebony and Ivory and PDA</a> (AgentBedhead)</p>
<p><a title="In fact, you're not even  reading this right now" href="http://amygrindhouse.com/prince-decided-internet.html" target="_blank">From the iPad of the Artist Formerly Known As Sane…</a> (AmyGrindhouse)</p>
<p><a title="her face is up...oh, never  mind" href="http://www.busybeeblogger.com/2010/07/05/video-ice-t-and-coco-with-the-paps-in-miami/" target="_blank">…and by “paps” we mean photographers, you pervs!</a> (BusyBeeBlogger)</p>
<p><a title="In her words, Not A Good Look" href="http://www.celebitchy.com/107163/elle_macpherson_is_a_bitch_eats_endangered_rhino_horns/" target="_blank">Elle MacPherson is horny, leathery</a> (CeleBitchy)</p>
<p><a title="I quiff you not, that's real" href="http://www.celebdirtylaundry.com/2010/07/06/all-the-she-got-from-paul-mccartney-still-cant-make-heather-mills-look-good/" target="_blank">The quiff of death</a> (CelebDirtyLaundry)</p>
<p><a title="He got quiffed!" href="http://www.dlisted.com/node/37921" target="_blank">Oh my god, it’s  contagious!</a> (DListed)</p>
<p><a title="I don't know who either of  these people are, but they're both awful" href="http://haveuheard.net/the-bachelor-jake-pavelka-and-vienna-discuss-their-break-up-vienna-calls-jake-pavelka-a-fame-whore-during-the-bachelorette-7510/" target="_blank">Pot informs kettle of its noiritude</a> (HaveUHeard)</p>
<p><a title="Wasn't there a subplot like  this in Mask V?" href="http://www.ineedmyfix.com/2010/07/05/jim-carrey-the-grandpa/" target="_blank">World’s craziest grampa</a> (INeedMyFix)</p>
<p><a title="and in a bonus round, he takes  on Sophocles as well!" href="http://seriouslyomg.com/?p=14199" target="_blank">Kelsey Grammer vs Sigmund Freud</a> (SeriouslyOMG)</p></blockquote>
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		<title>Double Dewars Links</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 16 May 2009 06:37:55 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>raincoaster</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Well, you can&#8217;t be the co-admin of the Vancouver Whiskey and Scotch Meetup without sampling the wares. If it&#8217;s a business obligation, it&#8217;s calorie-free, right? Sadly, not hangover-free. Celebrity Dad Faceoff: McQueen vs The King! (TeenyManolo) Canada vs Tori Spelling (Websters) Zac Quinto, hawt squinto (TenGossip) Pregnant Ellen Pompeo is off the BFPON diet (ASL) [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Well, you can&#8217;t be the co-admin of the Vancouver Whiskey and Scotch Meetup without sampling the wares. If it&#8217;s a business obligation, it&#8217;s calorie-free, right? Sadly, not hangover-free.</p>
<p><a href="http://teenymanolo.com/2009/05/15/celebrity-dad-faceoff-20-25/" title="Celebrity Dad Faceoff the king is going down" target="_blank">Celebrity Dad Faceoff: McQueen vs The King!</a> (TeenyManolo)</p>
<p><a href="http://www.webstersismybitch.com/2009/05/tori-spelling-is-a-horrible-pe.php" title="it's 1812 the rematch!" target="_blank">Canada vs Tori Spelling</a> (Websters)</p>
<p><a href="http://tengossip.com/2009/05/15/zachary-quintos-sexy-photo-shoot-for-gq-germany/" title="Sure, sure, all the guys who read GQ are straight" target="_blank">Zac Quinto, hawt squinto</a> (TenGossip)</p>
<p><a href="http://socialitelife.celebuzz.com/archive/2009/05/15/ellen_pompeos_baby_bump_is_growing_-_remains_of_the_day.php" title="big fat plate of nothing that is" target="_blank">Pregnant Ellen Pompeo is off the BFPON diet</a> (ASL)</p>
<p><a href="http://seriouslyomg.com/?p=11050" title="Brooke "Cougar" Shields" target="_blank">Cougar attack, threat level Brooke Shields</a> (SeriouslyOMG)</p>
<p><a href="http://popbytes.com/archive/2009/05/just_because_he_is_cute_lenny_kravitz.shtml" title="and good butt too butt that's another post" target="_blank">Lenny Kravitz gives good face</a> (Popbytes)</p>
<p><a href="http://uk.popsugar.com/3153035" title="twitter isn't the best way to remain silent" target="_blank">Katie Price has trouble with this &#8220;Dignified silence&#8221; thing</a> (UKPopSugar)</p>
<p><a href="http://justjared.buzznet.com/2009/05/15/bristol-palin-graduation/" title="obviously math wasn't her strong subject" target="_blank">Bristol Palin, single mom, graduates from high school</a> (JustJared)</p>
<p><a href="http://www.imnotobsessed.com/2009/05/15/helena-bonham-carters-style" title="and unfortunately that's her real hair" target="_blank">Helena Bonham Carter in costume as herself</a> (INO)</p>
<p><a href="http://gabbybabble.celebuzz.com/2009/05/farrah-fawcetts-documentary.html" title="it's time this story was told" target="_blank">The Farrah Fawcett Story</a> (GabbyBabble)</p>
<p><a href="http://evilbeetgossip.film.com/2009/05/15/very-important-world-record-broken/" title="there's a contract out on the graduating class right now" target="_blank">Ivy League school really pisses off Filipino prisoners</a> (EvilBeet)</p>
<p><a href="http://www.holymoly.com/news/gordon-ramseys-reported-mistress-hells-kitchen13201.html" title="Yes, in Hell's Kitchen you dine with your exes" target="_blank">Gordon Ramsay&#8217;s bonbon</a> (HolyMoly)</p>
<p><a href="http://www.handbag.com/celebrity/Robert-Pattinson-calls-fans-gross/v1" title="well that IS gross" target="_blank">Robert Pattinson may not shower, but he&#8217;s not as gross as his fans</a> (Handbag)</p>
<p><a href="http://celebslam.celebuzz.com/2009/05/colin-farrell-is-better-than-y.php" title="Colin Farrell needs to ask me over some time" target="_blank">Party at Colin Farrell&#8217;s!</a> (Celebslam)</p>
<p><a href="http://www.dailystab.com/anna-faris-in-nylon-magazine/" title="nom nom nom" target="_blank">Anna Faris like a pig to the slaughter</a> (DailyStab)</p>
<p><a href="http://allieiswired.com/archives/2009/05/suri-cruise-is-morphing-into-amy-winehouse/" title="I don't see a beehive yet" target="_blank">Suri Cruise-&gt;Amy Winehouse?</a> (AllieIsWired)</p>
<p><a href="http://amygrindhouse.com/war-of-words-between-us-intouch-weekly.html" title="Us vs InTouch" target="_blank">Tabloid Wars!</a> (AmyGrindhouse)</p>
<p><a href="http://www.busybeeblogger.com/2009/05/14/nine-trailer/" title="Nine is more than eight and a half" target="_blank">Fellini outdone? Nine trailer</a> (BusyBeeBlogger)</p>
<p><a href="http://www.celebitchy.com/51333/tom_cruise_katie_holmes_will_try_in_vitro_because_they_want_twins/" title="Imagine my surprise" target="_blank">Imagine that? Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes try in vitro fertilization</a> (CeleBitchy)</p>
<p><a href="http://agentbedhead.com/index.php/archive/cant-believe-this-is-so-damn-cute" title="I don't care how cute it is, it's not me in that picture" target="_blank">Trent Reznor is making the biggest mistake of his life</a> (AgentBedhead)</p>
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		<dc:creator>raincoaster</dc:creator>
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I&#8217;m on what I call the Diva Diet: I don&#8217;t eat fattening food or drink alcohol unless <a href="http://twitter.com/UKMerlin/status/1758332999" title="the potion master" target="_blank">someone else pays for it</a>. That way, it has no calories! And most particularly, a <a href="http://www.bombaysapphire.com/#;market=us;language=en;centralPlanet=336;detail=open;currentPlanet=388" title="Sapphire Collins is an important part of a nutritious breakfast" target="_blank">Sapphire Collins</a> has even fewer, because every fool knows bubbles are calorie-free!</p>
<p>Link Challenge: <em>Booze!</em></p>
<p><a href="http://agentbedhead.com/index.php/archive/she-looks-pretty-with-her-mouth-shut/" title="with a body fat of 1 percent, maybe it really WAS just one margarita" target="_blank">Megan Fox was sotally tober when she said that</a> (AgentBedhead)</p>
<p><a href="http://amygrindhouse.com/amy-winehouse-booed-st-lucia-jazz-festival.html" title="I mean BOOED! Oopsie" target="_blank">Amy Winehouse boozed</a> (AmyGrindhouse)</p>
<p><a href="http://www.busybeeblogger.com/2009/05/11/brooke-shields-kiefers-a-gentleman/" title="And coincidentally admits she hangs out in bars getting headbutted" target="_blank">Brooke Shields defends the Paladin of Pisco, her Saviour of Sake, her Kamikaze Knight</a> (BusyBeeBlogger)</p>
<p><a href="http://www.celebitchy.com/50453/octomom_lied_isnt_getting_uterus_partially_removed/" title="Unless fertility drugs get you high, in which case we've got a Courtney Love situation" target="_blank">Octomom isn&#8217;t drunk, just crazy</a> (CeleBitchy)</p>
<p><a href="http://www.nydailynews.com/gossip/2009/05/11/2009-05-11_meghan_mccain_a_real_pain_at_dc_dinner.html" title="Nobody is THAT dopey naturally" target="_blank">Has Meghan McCain gotten into Mom&#8217;s pillbox?</a> (NYDN)</p>
<p><a href="http://www.celebritysmackblog.com/2009/05/12/jail-did-boy-george-good/" title="jeebus, that's one helluva good rehab" target="_blank">Boy George&#8217;s sobering good looks</a> (CelebritySmack)</p>
<p><a href="http://bastardly.com/2009-lady-gaga-talks-about-the-titty-glitter-dance-wango-tango-0511" title="For a girl, she's really ghey!" target="_blank">Lady Gaga, straight up</a> (BST)</p>
<p><a href="http://www.celebdirtylaundry.com/2009/05/09/victoria-beckham-uncovered/" title="not a booze story, but how could I resist?" target="_blank">STOP THE PRESSES VICTORIA BECKHAM IN FLATS</a> (CelebrityDirtyLaundry)</p>
<p><a href="http://www.celebuwreck.com/2009/05/11/emmy-rossum-proves-that-stars-are-just-like-us/" title="If that's how she parks, how must she drive?" target="_blank">Emmy Rossum pulled over, apparently just in time</a> (CelebuWreck)</p>
<p><a href="http://www.crunktastical.net/2009/05/11/daily-tang-multivitamin-54/" title="Or maybe just psycho" target="_blank">This video is psychoactive</a> (Crunk+Disorderly)</p>
<p><a href="http://www.dailystab.com/lindsay-lohan-pregnancy-rumors-have-begun/" title="her mom drank all through HER pregnancy and look how Lindz turned out!" target="_blank">LiLo to sober up?</a> (DailyStab)</p>
<p><a href="http://gawker.com/5249587/molester-santa-wont-go-away" title="Rudolf will get him home safe" target="_blank">Ho, Ho, Ho, somebody got into the leftover eggnog</a> (Gawker)</p>
<p><a href="http://www.dlisted.com/node/32005" title="after a few drinks, anything seems like a good idea" target="_blank">Is that a mickey in your pocket or are you just Come On, Get Happy to see me?</a> (DListed)</p>
<p><a href="http://evilbeetgossip.film.com/2009/05/12/are-jen-and-ben-on-the-rocks/" title="Ben, you have my number, right?" target="_blank">Bennifer 2.0 on the rocks?</a> (EvilBeet)</p>
<p><a href="http://www.imnotobsessed.com/2009/05/11/george-clooney-on-set-of-up-in-the-air" title="Whatever it is, it's intoxicating" target="_blank">George Clooney is a tall drink of &#8230; where was I?</a> (INO)</p>
<p><a href="http://www.imbringingbloggingback.com/2009/05/11/dear-brooke-hogan-just-a-reminder-that-you-are-brooke-hogan/" title="Bad news, honey" target="_blank">A sobering thought for Brooke Hogan</a> (IBBB)</p>
<p><a href="http://justjared.buzznet.com/2009/05/11/carrie-prejean-satan-was-tempting-me/" title="Those voices in your head aren't Satan, they're echos" target="_blank">Dear Miss California, have a cocktail and calm down</a> (JustJared)</p>
<p><a href="http://perezhilton.com/2009-05-11-miss-panamas-blunder-bless-her-heart" title="Miss Panama's pratfall" target="_blank">Confucius sez just because there is vodka in the Green Room, doesn&#8217;t mean you have to drink it</a> (PerezHilton)</p>
<p><a href="http://cannes.thefablife.com/2009-05-11/quentin-tarantino-wears-high-heels-talks-cannes/" title="and titties presumably just off camera to the right" target="_blank">Tarantino transvestites, tipples</a> (FAB)</p>
<p><a href="http://www.webstersismybitch.com/2009/05/what-is-going-on-here.php" title="Anything but a Pink Lady!" target="_blank">Medical emergency: blogger needs cocktail STAT!</a> (Websters)</p>
<p><a href="http://seriouslyomg.com/?p=11008" title="WWOD what would Oprah do?" target="_blank">Is <em>anyone</em> sober on Twitter?</a> (SeriouslyOMG)</p>
<p><a href="http://tengossip.com/2009/05/10/adam-lambert-has-topless-fan-rush-at-him-on-stage/" title="or maybe just the lager" target="_blank">Adam Lambert&#8217;s fans are drunk on his love</a> (TenGossip)</p>
<p><a href="http://www.omgblog.com/2009/05/omg_its_shitney_bitch.php" title="It's Shitney, bitch" target="_blank">Shitney Beers is the fiercest hillbilly trannie!</a> (OMG)</p>
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		<title>Kentucky Derby fashion roundup</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[And you thought you had go snorkelling in tropical waters to find such an exotic mix of marine species.]]></description>
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<p>And you thought you had go snorkelling in tropical waters to find such an exotic mix of marine species. </p>
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		<title>Brooke Shields, faces big laundry bill</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[Probably not the best colour to wear when post-dinner entertainment consists of shooting giant spiders out of paintball guns.]]></description>
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<p>Probably not the best colour to wear when post-dinner entertainment consists of shooting giant spiders out of paintball guns.</p>
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