We’re slowly catching up on our imaginary-prize-giving for the Caption Contests. Come back with us to an earlier time. A simpler time. A significantly less fabulous time: the Nineties!

Nirvana and RuPaul

They were, without question, the worst Supremes cover band of all time.

Congratulations and imaginary swag to igirl99, a second-time winner, if my memory does not fail me. For her victory, we shall award her a case of black smudge stick eye liner from Stila and the very plaid, very 90′s Eugenia Kim black and beige ‘Sammy’ trooper hat from Bluefly.

Smells like…VICTORY!

You know what to do: do it to Kreeper Karl in the Komments!

Karl Kaption Kontest

We’re catching up on choosing the winners in our Caption Contests, having come to the realization you’re too smart to work for nothing, even if the something you’re awarded is completely imaginary! so…We’re starting with Suri and her hypnotic stare. Don’t forget to enter our current caption contest.

Desideria April 30, 2012 at 6:41 pm

You know what to do, so do it in the comments.

Garbo Sphynx

You know what to do: do it in the comments. And we promise, we’ll catch up on all the announcements over the weekend.

Suri Googleyes

You know what to do with this gif from the wondrous Lana Del Rey Dancing blog.

Anna Wintour watches Lana Del Rey

You know what to do. Do it in the comments section to the world’s most fabulous drag queen and her grungetourage.

Nirvana and RuPaul

Here’s our winner for last week:

Bjork

Frontier Former Editor March 24, 2012 at 8:35 pm

And now for that damned moth!

Congratulations and imaginary swag to Frontier Former Editor. For his imaginary trophy that we hypothetically present, in virtually lavish ceremony, we have selected the moth-related and not-to-be-trifled-with Bear OPS Butterfly Knife Black Handle Black Blade.