At a screening with seats reserved for Raven Symone and Bret Easton Ellis. Feeling blessed.

— Louis Peitzman (@LouisPeitzman) November 20, 2013

Yes, the life of an entertainment blogger is a glorious whirl of glamour! I think this one tweet sums it all up, right there.

In completely-unrelated news, we are ready to announce some winners!

The first person to correctly identify our Pre-Raphaelite Mystery Girl as Angela Lansbury was Emily M, who virtually wins this imaginary retro-yet-contemporary Mr. Heater MHGLLPG Base Camp Pro Series Indoor Propane Gaslight, Gray.

The winner of the Wednesday Caption Contest with Tilda Swinton is:

Tilda Swinton as a PreRaphaelite Surrealist object

Renée Layberry November 7, 2013 at 1:04 pm #

“I feel pretty, oh, so pretty!”

To Renee we hypothetically present the virtual very pretty Hello Kitty silver hand mirror.

And for our previous Caption Contest featuring Katy Perry, the winnah is:

Katy Perry Killerqueen

Mike Still September 28, 2013 at 4:07 am Edit #

The Madame Tussaud’s Gothic Audrey Hepburn exhibit is simply amazing …

To Mike we hypothetically present the virtual Barbie Collector Audrey Hepburn Sabrina Doll, with which we’re sure he’ll be delighted, if only because it’s one of the ones you can sell for a profit on eBay.

Tilda Swinton as a PreRaphaelite Surrealist object

You know what to do; do it in the comments for fabulous, completely imaginary prizes.

It’s time to just jump in the deep end and start announcing the winners of our Caption Contests. We’ve got a few to catch up on, so we’ll lead off with our Purple Princeling, the ever-elegant Richard Simmons.

Richard Simmons in the swim

G-dog
October 14, 2013 at 9:36 pm  #

You know what to do; do it in the comments for fun, completely imaginary prizes. And yes, I’ll catch up on our past winners by Tuesday, so there’s still time to enter the old ones!

Richard Simmons in the swim

What can be said about this image? Plenty, methinks, so put it in the comments section for fabulous, completely imaginary prizes!

Katy Perry Killerqueen

We stole this from the adorable George Takei on Facebook, and sure, it has a speech bubble but it doesn’t have a caption? Does it? EH? DOES IT? So that’s your cue, people.

Friday the 13th choices: Matchy, matchy, Jason!

PS: last week’s caption contest has taught me that Kardashians aren’t good for Kaption Kontests and they are hereby Kwarantined and sent to Koventry.

You know what to do. Do it in the comments section for fabulous, completely imaginary prizes.

Kim Kardashian

An exceptional round of captions, ladies, gentlemen, and rowdies of both sexes. The Cat Gods are pleased with your efforts. They have chosen one of you to be the winner!

Grumpy cat and Lil bub

Mike Still August 31, 2013 at 7:28 pm Edit #

W: This reincarnation stuff isn’t so bad.

Dick: Shut up. I still can’t go out in daylight, and I got my nuts cut off too.

Me-OW! Congratulations and kudos to Mike for his purr-fect caption. For his hypothetical prize of virtual splendor we present the Cartier Tiger Bracelet, a one of a kind piece that embodies all that is most glorious about the feline.

Go get ‘em, Tiger!

And just to keep the vibe going, we recommend this awesome piece in the WSJ on the making of one of these bracelets, and this astonishing Cartier ad, with an estimated cost of production of $4 million. That’s a lotta scratch!