Life! A Cabaret, It Is!
At a screening with seats reserved for Raven Symone and Bret Easton Ellis. Feeling blessed.
— Louis Peitzman (@LouisPeitzman) November 20, 2013
Yes, the life of an entertainment blogger is a glorious whirl of glamour! I think this one tweet sums it all up, right there.
In completely-unrelated news, we are ready to announce some winners!
The first person to correctly identify our Pre-Raphaelite Mystery Girl as Angela Lansbury was Emily M, who virtually wins this imaginary retro-yet-contemporary Mr. Heater MHGLLPG Base Camp Pro Series Indoor Propane Gaslight, Gray.
The winner of the Wednesday Caption Contest with Tilda Swinton is:
Renée Layberry November 7, 2013 at 1:04 pm #
Friday Caption Contest Results: Richard Simmons is the new Esther Williams Edition
It’s time to just jump in the deep end and start announcing the winners of our Caption Contests. We’ve got a few to catch up on, so we’ll lead off with our Purple Princeling, the ever-elegant Richard Simmons.
G-dog
October 14, 2013 at 9:36 pm #
A clear case of spandex poisoning.
Congratulations and imaginary swag to first-time entrant, first-time winner G-dog! And to our talented and lucky winner we will virtually award this magnificent, and completely hypothetical swag:
a super-swanky Spa-N-A-Box Portable Hot Tub! Because you just never know when you might need to get hot and wet with someone you just met in the parking lot at Zumba, right Richard?
Friday Caption Contest: Richard Simmons is the new Esther Williams Edition
You know what to do; do it in the comments for fun, completely imaginary prizes. And yes, I’ll catch up on our past winners by Tuesday, so there’s still time to enter the old ones!
Friday Caption Contest: Friday the Thirteenth Edition
We stole this from the adorable George Takei on Facebook, and sure, it has a speech bubble but it doesn’t have a caption? Does it? EH? DOES IT? So that’s your cue, people.
PS: last week’s caption contest has taught me that Kardashians aren’t good for Kaption Kontests and they are hereby Kwarantined and sent to Koventry.
“I feel pretty, oh, so pretty!”
To Renee we hypothetically present the virtual very pretty Hello Kitty silver hand mirror
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And for our previous Caption Contest featuring Katy Perry, the winnah is:
Katy Perry Killerqueen
Mike Still September 28, 2013 at 4:07 am Edit #
The Madame Tussaud’s Gothic Audrey Hepburn exhibit is simply amazing …
To Mike we hypothetically present the virtual Barbie Collector Audrey Hepburn Sabrina Doll
, with which we’re sure he’ll be delighted, if only because it’s one of the ones you can sell for a profit on eBay.