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Friday Caption Contest Results: Vanessa Paradis Edition

raincoaster — Tue, 07 Feb 2012 10:06:27 +0000

I think this one actually scared off most of the commenters, but nonetheless what entries there were were solid, so we are pleased to announce our winner:

Vanessa Paradis up close and extremely personal

igirl99
January 28, 2012 at 9:58 pm
And now, Tales From the Crypt, sponsored by Chanel…

Congratulations and imaginary swag to igirl99, who I believe is a first-time winner. What else? A Sterling Silver Trowel!

And now, lest we forget, a small reminder of what used to be, back when she was admitting to being the same age as me.

Friday Caption Contest: It WALKS!

raincoaster — Fri, 03 Feb 2012 22:26:35 +0000

Do what you do best in the comments section for fabulous, completely imaginary prizes! Zombie Pippa Middleton has it coming.

zombie pippa

Friday Caption Contest: Vanessa Paradis

raincoaster — Sat, 28 Jan 2012 12:19:54 +0000

From my new favoritest blog, the horrifying and delightful Celebrity Closeups. Do what you do best in the captions:

Vanessa Paradis up close and extremely personal

Friday Caption Contest: Adrian Grenier Edition

raincoaster — Sat, 03 Dec 2011 10:14:19 +0000

This comes to us via email from Friend of Ayyyy Raj from the heart of Vangroover. Do your best/worst to self-taught paparazzo Grenier in the comments section:

Adrian Grenier

Oh and look, here’s Raj!

Friday Caption Contest Results: Christmas Spike Edition

raincoaster — Tue, 29 Nov 2011 00:46:31 +0000

Santa’s just added one witty commenter to his Naughty List; that’s what I call a credential!

Spike is sad he missed out on that part in Bridget Jones's Diary

Natalie Anne Lanoville
November 26, 2011 at 10:18 pm
Shut down at the Buffy Christmas Party, Spike regrets the consulting fee he paid Derek Zoolander.

That’s two wins now for Natalie! And what has Santa Spike got in his sack for her this time? What could be better than a collection of Mark Roberts ’12 Days of Christmas’ Fairies?

Friday Caption Contest: Christmas Spike

raincoaster — Sat, 26 Nov 2011 03:47:28 +0000

Yes, the holiday season is upon us. And just because your show was cancelled years ago and you’ve really never come into your own since, that’s no reason not to dress for celebration. And captioning.

Spike is sad he missed out on that part in Bridget Jones's Diary

Friday Caption Contest Results: Regis Philbin edition

raincoaster — Wed, 23 Nov 2011 02:32:52 +0000

It. Is. Time. To declare our winnner…

Not that anyone who had to look at this could be described as “winning” really, but…

REEEJ

Pooooooor Coco
November 19, 2011 at 1:07 pm
“Well, the Emperor really highly recommended this tailor, and I do enjoy the silky fineness of my new shirt; but… but… does this tie *really* go with my moobs?”

Congrats and imaginary swag to first-time winner and first-time entrant Pooooooor Coco. What shall we present our proud winner?

The emperor/empress worthy purple designer toga

Pick a toga

Friday Caption Contest: Regis Philbin Edition

raincoaster — Sat, 19 Nov 2011 05:31:59 +0000

and no, I never thought I would type those words.

Speaking of which, they have failed me at the sight of the below. Hopefully you are stronger, and can leave your captions in the comments.

Oh Reej.

Friday Caption Contest Results: Richard “Austin” Simmons edition

raincoaster — Tue, 15 Nov 2011 04:20:29 +0000

I woulda lost a bet: not ONE of you went for the Austin Powers angle when presented with Richard Simmons in an outfit he stole from my mother in one of her manic periods. But we had some good entries, and now we have a winnah!

Richard Simmons as Austin Powers

Natalie Anne Lanoville
November 12, 2011 at 12:44 am
After putting so much work into his e-Harmony profile, Richard was crushed to find out that Elton John was already married.

Awww, isn’t that always the way: the best ones are either married or gay! Or both! And now for the ceremonial presentation of the imaginary hypothetical prize. In this case, it has to be something just as fabulous as little Richard here, which narrows it down considerably. To second-time champ Natalie we virtually present this swinging Alberto Gozzi Optical Sky Blue Hobo Bag to rock the flower power.

Friday Caption Contest Results: Truman, Morpheus, and Chloe Richardson

raincoaster — Tue, 08 Nov 2011 16:14:00 +0000

It’s time for a roundup! Next time I remember to tag my posts correctly so I can find them again. A triple-header of captions:

Truly Truman

Salome Valentine
October 7, 2011 at 10:47 pm

“I’ve got rhythm; I’ve got medical supplies; who could ask for anything more?”

I can see clearly now

igirl99 October 28, 2011 at 7:33 pm

Sarah felt a little self-conscious in her budget WallE costume.

Chloe Richardson

Since everyone was struck speechless except iGirl99, and she won the previous one, we’re going to call this Foul, and I’m sure that’s something on which we can all agree.

Now, imaginary prizes for our champs Salome Valentine and iGirl99: First, for Salome, something highly Capoteable: a sterling silver cocktail straw from Tiffany & Co. featuring Capote’s favorite accessory: the monkey on his back.

Tiffany Monkey Cocktail Straw

And for iGirl99, we have the hipster-approved Dr Martens Rafi Saddle Shoe for true rockabilly style: