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Friday Caption Contest Results: Nirvana and RuPaul Edition

raincoaster — Tue, 15 May 2012 15:00:03 +0000

We’re slowly catching up on our imaginary-prize-giving for the Caption Contests. Come back with us to an earlier time. A simpler time. A significantly less fabulous time: the Nineties!

Nirvana and RuPaul

igirl99

April 2, 2012 at 1:05 am #

They were, without question, the worst Supremes cover band of all time.

Congratulations and imaginary swag to igirl99, a second-time winner, if my memory does not fail me. For her victory, we shall award her a case of black smudge stick eye liner from Stila and the very plaid, very 90′s Eugenia Kim black and beige ‘Sammy’ trooper hat from Bluefly.

Smells like…VICTORY!

Post-Friday Caption Contest: Karl Kaption Kontest

raincoaster — Sun, 13 May 2012 01:05:39 +0000

You know what to do: do it to Kreeper Karl in the Komments!

Karl Kaption Kontest

Friday Caption Contest Results: Suri Stare Edition

raincoaster — Wed, 09 May 2012 15:14:07 +0000

We’re catching up on choosing the winners in our Caption Contests, having come to the realization you’re too smart to work for nothing, even if the something you’re awarded is completely imaginary! so…We’re starting with Suri and her hypnotic stare. Don’t forget to enter our current caption contest.

: Suri Googleyes

Desideria April 30, 2012 at 6:41 pm

“Mommy, in today’s auditing session, I finally achieved a State of Clear.”

Congratulations and imaginary swag to first-time winner Desideria. And now, to the illustrious hypothetical presentation of the swag of virtuality. To our Scientology-savvy winner, we present the Suri-worthy Fossil Kathleen Cat Eye sunglasses.

Friday Caption Contest: Garbo Typecasting Edition

raincoaster — Sat, 05 May 2012 08:42:02 +0000

You know what to do, so do it in the comments.

Garbo Sphynx

Friday Caption Contest: Suri Stare

raincoaster — Fri, 27 Apr 2012 15:45:25 +0000

You know what to do: do it in the comments. And we promise, we’ll catch up on all the announcements over the weekend.

Suri Googleyes

Friday Caption Contest: Anna Wintour vs Lana Del Rey

raincoaster — Sat, 21 Apr 2012 03:20:19 +0000

You know what to do with this gif from the wondrous Lana Del Rey Dancing blog.

Anna Wintour watches Lana Del Rey

Post-Friday Caption Contest: Nirvana meets RuPaul

raincoaster — Sun, 01 Apr 2012 05:34:50 +0000

You know what to do. Do it in the comments section to the world’s most fabulous drag queen and her grungetourage.

Nirvana and RuPaul

Post-Friday Caption Contest Results: Bjork Edition

raincoaster — Sat, 31 Mar 2012 06:11:32 +0000

Here’s our winner for last week:

Bjork

Frontier Former Editor March 24, 2012 at 8:35 pm

And now for that damned moth!

Congratulations and imaginary swag to Frontier Former Editor. For his imaginary trophy that we hypothetically present, in virtually lavish ceremony, we have selected the moth-related and not-to-be-trifled-with Bear OPS Butterfly Knife Black Handle Black Blade.

Post-Friday Caption Contest

raincoaster — Sun, 25 Mar 2012 00:04:55 +0000

It was inevitable that Bjork would end up here sooner or later. If only for those clogs.

You know what to do.

Bjork

Friday Caption Contest Results: Katy Perry Edition

raincoaster — Wed, 14 Mar 2012 08:00:19 +0000

We’re a little bit late with this, because the comments were stuck in the Moderation queue, but we tried to make up for it with Gorgeous George Takei. Forgive us?

Katy Perry has forgotten something

fracas March 2, 2012

Shut uuuuup, it’s laundry day.

Congratulations and imaginary swag to first time winner fracas! For her we have chosen the uber-appropriate
Alexander Del Rossa Silk Lace Trim Chemise Nightgown so that she can be better-dressed unconscious than Katy is (self-)conscious.