The lovely and talented and apparently somewhat conflicted Catherine Zeta Jones shows off her multifaceted personality with this luxe ensemble: Beverly Hills matron on top, slutty Aspen stockbroker below.
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There are hastily applied makeup jobs and then there’s the unfinished business of Catherine Zeta Jones’ lower face. Surely this must be the first time in history that a man has turned to his wife and thought ”Hmmm…maybe next time I should give her a bit more time to get ready.”
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Catherine Zeta-Jones is back in the limelight, promoting her new movie and reminding us that she is still hotness incarnate:
The Oscar-winner has two children with husband Michael Douglas, and Death Defying Acts sees Zeta-Jones stepping into a motherly role on screen.”Obviously, my career is expanding and I am a mother and so I’m not going to be rip-roaring in corsets playing a 19-year-old because I’m not, I’m 38 years old,” she said.
“I’m actually really lucky and glad these other roles have come along and I can play a mother.”
But, she said, she wasn’t about to abandon sexy roles altogether.
“In my next movie, which is an untitled movie at the moment, you’ll be seeing a lot more of me, put it that way,” she said.
“I’m not going to be playing old grannies anytime soon.
“You see, I haven’t actually reached my sexiest point yet.”
This is heartening to hear and we look forward to seeing what Catherine has in store for us, even as her younger co-stars wring their hands in fear and worry at her impending peak in sexiness.
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