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Friday Caption Contest: Jeremy Renner Tuxedo Edition

Jeremy Renner. Tux. What more do you need to know? Captions in the comments section as always. Don’t disappoint Jer and me, okay?

Jeremy Renner has a point

Jeremy Renner has a point

Happy Halloween from the Crypt!

Kate Moss Jamie Hince and Lila

Kate Moss Jamie Hince and Lila Grace

Now THIS is an adorable family group of Halloween costumes. Lila is a zombie, Kate Moss is Helena Bonham Carter’s Period, and Jamie Hince is a dead ringer for Pete Doherty.

Kelsey Grammer, Rescue Artiste

Kelsey Grammer

Kelsey Grammer

Let’s take a moment out of this crazy season to applaud Kelsey Grammer. He rescued his own 3-month-old baby from the rising tide of…I dunno, is something happening in LA? to take her to safety at…

The Playboy Mansion.

For an all-night party.

Oh, Kelsey, never change. I mean, points for coordination, but…please, stop breeding.

Hump Day Hunk: Celebrity Chef Bobby Flay

Bobby Flay, eh

Bobby Flay, eh

I’ve been house-sitting for the past two months, and while this palatial abode comes with Netflix, wifi, and a couple of hundred tv channels, I’ve got Food Network on basically 24/7. Can’t imagine why…

I like a man who comes with his own condiments

I like a man who knows how to handle his condiments

Leather-clad, badass ginger with fondness for the ponies, a possible attitude problem and an affinity for feats of athleticism? I’m signing up for THAT tasting menu!

Open Wide

Angelina Opens Wide

Angelina Opens Wide

Oh dear. Looks like SOMEBODY bought the wrong size tampon!

Hump Day Hunk: Daniel Radcliffe GIF

Over at the DailyDot I’ve gotten the job of supplying the Morning GIF every weekday, and many and varied are the delights of the GIFosphere. Not infrequently I find one that is intrinsically delightful, yet unsuited for the Dot through no fault of its own, and in that category is this truly faultless set of animated (extremely animated!) DanRads.

Have Kids Daniel1

Have Kids Daniel1

Have Kids Daniel2

Have Kids Daniel2

Have Kids Daniel3

Have Kids Daniel3

Have Kids Daniel4

Have Kids Daniel4

Ladies, please form an orderly line to the right.

Saturday Caption Contest: Tom Cruise Edition

You know what to do, so do it in the comments, for fabulous, imaginary prizes!

Tom Cruise longhair

Tom Cruise longhair

Barefoot Boy Revealed

Were you among the tiny minority who guessed our Mystery Feet from the other day? I knew as soon as I posted it to Facebook that for CERTAIN people this would pose no difficulty whatsoever, particularly as our Barefoot Boy tends to be Bare as often as he possibly can, including on shopping trips in the city.

Viggo Barefoot

Viggo Barefoot

Congratulations to Adrienne, who was the first to correctly guess Viggo Mortensen was the long-toed stranger. For Adrienne’s imaginary prize of hypothetical magnificence, we virtually present the entire catalog of Viggo’s publishing company, Perceval Press:

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Canciones de Invierno CD
CANCIONES DEINVIERNO CD
Viggo Mortensen
Canciones de Invierno
CANCIONES DE INVIERNO/
WINTER SONGS

Viggo Mortensen
Talo Kejner
LAS PEQUEÑAS
GRANDES COSAS

Talo Kejner
wannberg
STRANGE MOVIE
FULL OF DEATH

Scott Wannberg
Future States
US FUTURE
STATES ATLAS

Dan Mills
Argentine Poetry
ANTOLOGIA de la NUEVA POESÍA ARGENTINA
Ed. Gustavo López
Twelve the King
TWELVE THE KING
Michael Blake
Robert Whitman
MOSTLY PEOPLE
Robert Whitman
Otra Isla
OTRA ISLA

PARA MIGUEL

Henry Eric Hernández
Sadanset
SÅDANSET
Viggo Mortensen
At All
AT ALL
Viggo Mortensen
The Silencing
THE SILENCING
Alix Lambert
Skovbo
SKOVBO
Viggo Mortensen
Time Waits Cd
TIME WAITS FOR EVERYONE
Viggo Mortensen
CUBA
EL NUEVO ARTE CUBANO
Kevin Power
Magaly Espinosa
3Fools4April
3 FOOLS 4 APRIL
Scott Wannberg,
Hank Mortensen,
and Viggo Mortensen
I Forget You Forever
I FORGET YOU
FOR EVER

Viggo Mortensen
Magical Meteorite
MAGICAL METEORITE
SONGWRITING DEVICE

Exene Cervenka

 

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