Ayyyy!

You know what to do. Do it in the comments for fabulous, imaginary prizes.

Salma Hayek and a fireman

You know what to do. Do it in the comments.

Celine Dion

Wonk Eye is all in the family

No, it’s not a cougar/cub prowling pack trying to make winky eye contact: it’s genetics, and proof, as if more proof were needed, that there are some things that cannot be corrected by surgical intervention. Something to think about before making the choice to reproduce, eh Paris?

Helen Mirren and Judi Dench take over the WORLD

It’s their world. We just live in it. Sure, sure, only one of them has reproduced, but just think how much greater the world would be if we all had a little of that DNA.

Christina Aguilera's back

And we’ve got her. WAYYY too much of her for that outfit, in fact. But the clear support strap is intriguing: is this what they used to give Mariah a six pack? Looks like a clear plastic cheese wire, and we should all be grateful that Xtina’s leathery hide retained surface tension enough to fight it off.

You know what to do: do it in the comments. And we promise, we’ll catch up on all the announcements over the weekend.

Suri Googleyes

It was inevitable that Bjork would end up here sooner or later. If only for those clogs.

You know what to do.

Bjork

For Stella we give thanks, because without her, who’d we have to laugh at all damn week? Announcing our winner for last week’s contest:

Stella McCartney

Mudhooks
February 26, 2012 at 3:12 am

Specially designed for Kim Kardashian…

Congratulations and imaginary swag to Mudhooks! To her we hypothetically present the avian-themed imaginary
Riki Rosetta Anastasia Small Satchel in White Ostrich Leather to honour this design turkey.