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Friday Caption Contest: Katy Perry Edition

There are few people more reliable for risibility than the pop tart Katy Perry, so do your best/worst in the comments section.

Katy Perry has forgotten something

Katy Perry has forgotten something

Post-Friday Caption Contest Results: Stella McCartney Edition

For Stella we give thanks, because without her, who’d we have to laugh at all damn week? Announcing our winner for last week’s contest:

Stella McCartney

Stella McCartney

Mudhooks
February 26, 2012 at 3:12 am

Specially designed for Kim Kardashian…

Congratulations and imaginary swag to Mudhooks! To her we hypothetically present the avian-themed imaginary
Riki Rosetta Anastasia Small Satchel in White Ostrich Leather
to honour this design turkey.

Riki Rosetta Anastasia Small Satchel (Women's) - White Ostrich Leather

Open Wide

Angelina Opens Wide

Angelina Opens Wide

Oh dear. Looks like SOMEBODY bought the wrong size tampon!

Post-Friday Caption Contest: Stella McCartney Edition

Oh, Stella, this is not your best work. We’re going to do it to you in the captions, and we’re going to do it to you hard.

Stella McCartney

Stella McCartney

Adeleney!

We’re big fans of mashups around these parts (what do you mean, “what do you mean?” Aw, you love ’em, you know you do). Well, you’re going to love this one: Adele’s Rolling in the Deep mashed up with Britney Spears’ Till the World Ends. It’s Friday. It’s time to get your post-apocalyptic freak on, and you could do a lot worse than to start by dancing around the apartment to this. It’s particularly good if you’ve just had a breakup: Dude, you pissed me off so much, I’m going all Mad Max on your shizz AND taking the planet with me.

Oh, and you are NEVER getting your Nirvana CDs back.

Hump Day Hunk: Daniel Radcliffe GIF

Over at the DailyDot I’ve gotten the job of supplying the Morning GIF every weekday, and many and varied are the delights of the GIFosphere. Not infrequently I find one that is intrinsically delightful, yet unsuited for the Dot through no fault of its own, and in that category is this truly faultless set of animated (extremely animated!) DanRads.

Have Kids Daniel1

Have Kids Daniel1

Have Kids Daniel2

Have Kids Daniel2

Have Kids Daniel3

Have Kids Daniel3

Have Kids Daniel4

Have Kids Daniel4

Ladies, please form an orderly line to the right.

Slightly-Delayed Friday Caption Contest Results: Waisting Away Edition

We’re back! Just in time to announce our winner of last week’s Caption Contest. Congratulations to all our entries, who kept it clean, kept it funny, and kept it WAY more polite than I would have.

SAMMICH, girl. Dayum!

SAMMICH, girl. Dayum! Your elbow shouldn't be the widest part of your arm

skahammer
February 12, 2012 at 2:15 am

Responding to IMF demands, the Romanian government’s belt-tightening measures sadly went too far.

Congratulations and imaginary swag to Skahammer! For our winner of indeterminate gender and undetermined circumference, we hypothetically present the entirely virtual swag of the actually real but in this case imago-swaginary New Yorker belt with solid silver fittings, from Vogt Silvesmiths. Talk about a money belt!

New Yorker Belt

Friday Caption Contest: Vanessa Paradis

From my new favoritest blog, the horrifying and delightful Celebrity Closeups. Do what you do best in the captions:

Vanessa Paradis up close and extremely personal

Vanessa Paradis up close and extremely personal

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