Yeah, I wouldn’t want to show my face in that either.

Nikki Sixx loves her for her mind.

Salma Hayek and Karl Lagerfeld share some happy mammories (Lolebrity)

You can see Mom’s *ts! (AgentBedhead)

Christina Ricci almost flashes her t*ts! (PopOnThePop)

Stacy Dash will show you her t*ts on the first date (AmyGrindhouse)

Amanda Seyfried shows off her t*ts and her tude (CeleBitchy)

Lilo keeps t*ts covered, but gets drilled anyway (AllieIsWired)

Lady Gaga’s t*ts need to get back up where they belong (BusyBeeBlogger)

Lady Gaga’s t*ts banned by MTV (Gawker)

Offspring of t*t-flashing Playmate turning out okay (CelebDirtyLaundry)

Andrew Dice Clay marries a t*tty movie actress (CelebritySmack)

Lindsay Lohan’s hat upstages her t*ts (HolyMoly)

This story has nothing to do with t*ts but GOD that dress is AWESOME (MoeJackson)

Megan Fox’s t*ts absent from ass gallery (CityRag)

Muppet gets massive t*t implants (IBBB)

Elmo gets handsy with Aubrey O’Day’s t*tties (EvilBeet)

Jennifer Garner shows off her girls (GabbyBabble)

Rosario Dawson’s t*ts get lots of support (GoFugYourself)

Lindsay Lohan is fixated on cow t*tties (LaineyGossip)

Beyonce’s t*ts support her man in Brooklyn (HaveUHeard)

Brit’s t*ts getting smaller? (PoorBritney)

Does Julie Bowen have plastic t*ts? (CelebrityCosmeticSurgery)

George Clooney’s man-t*ts in a dowdy shirt (INeedMyFix)

Forehead T*ttaes! (Movieline)

Mad Men Moobs (PerezHilton)

Kellan Lutz airs out his mant*tties (TenGossip)

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You know what to do, so do it to these poor, unsuspecting Hermes models in the comments section:

The winner of last week’s contest will be announced tomorrow.

Gavin Rossdale’s daughter Daisy Lowe flashes her sunburst where the sun don’t shine as she shows off her tat in the latest fashion hotspot: the legcolletage.

This Unicorn hoodie from JeanCharles de Castelbajac is completely insane:

and I must have it.

If you hate what he wore to the Vanity Fair Oscar party…

You’re NOT gonna love what he wore to the DSquared2 Milan Fashion Week show:

Shaun, sweetie, wearing a fake punk gimme tee (even if it IS the designer’s) to an Italian fashion show doesn’t make you a badass; it makes you a punchline.

Celebrity Assets: plundering booty (True/Slant)

Amanda Seyfried wears the Couture of Cthulhu (Lolebrity)

Sharon Osbourne puts her tits on the market (AgentBedhead)

Is Katy Perry hiding a bump? (BusyBeeBlogger)

Britney needs to bag the lady lumps (PoorBritney)

Speaking of lady lumps, Farrah Fawcett don’t get no respect (PopEater)

Giselle talks about getting her bump removed (CeleBitchy)

Benji Madden gains 110 lbs (CelebDirtyLaundry)

Zombie Jimi Hendrix album (CelebritySmack)

Simon Cowell to replicate? (GabbyBabble)

Putting the “sexual” in Congress (Gawker)

Houston Hearts Haiti (TenGossip)

Dita von Teese gains 160 lbs (INeedMyFix)

Biggest Losers (HaveUHeard)

Did you know cocaine can mess with your brain? (EvilBeet)

Dignity-ectomy (IBBB)

Mariah denies bump origin rumours (LitelySalted)

Dane Cook is ripped and ready (MovieLine)

Kate Moss is all about the skins (UKPopSugar)

Yes, when Justin Bieber is the top celebrity story, it IS time to call it a day.

Celebrity ASSets (True/Slant)

Confounded Courtney Contest (Ayyyy)

White Stripes, White Lights (AgentBedhead)

Miley Cyrus isn’t the brightest lightbulb in the box (AmyGrindhouse)

Kelly Ripa is ripped! (BricksAndStones)

Calvin Klein’s XXX (BusyBeeBlogger)

Farrah Fawcett: NEVER FORGET! (CeleBitchy)

Chocolatini time (LaughingStork)

Christian Bale is creepy, hawt (CelebDirtyLaundry)

SJP’s Cindy Lou Who Couture (CelebritySmack)

Sandra No-Bull-ock’s speech (CelebrityVIPLounge)

Hayden Lohan Panettiere (Yeeeeah)

Topless model attempts to bring back 80′s prom look (HolyMoly)

Dame Helen is NOT common, thank you! (PopEater)

Crashing the VF Oscar Party (Gawker)

Katherine Heigl goes emo (HaveUHeard)

TEAM COCO! (DailyStab)

2010′s hot couple (DListed)

Hurt Locker producer hurt no more (EvilBeet)

The Oscar Winners roundup (GabbyBabble)

Keanu’s questionable manscaping (GoFugYourself)

George Clooney’s secret Oscar Date (PopSugar)

Gwyneth sings! (OMGblog)

Celeb Sightings (INeedMyFix)

Lessons from the Oscars (Movieline)

Kristen Stewart side-eye (TenGossip)

Seriously, girl, what IS this? It isn’t clothing; it could well be the costume for a new super-villainess, perhaps “Fugella.” You put on some proper clothes and you take that monstrosity right back to Phyllis Diller’s House of Kaftans THIS INSTANT!