May 3, 2011 in
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April 16, 2011 in
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- Gee, Catherine Zeta-Jones, haven’t seen much of you lately. Comparatively speaking.
I think it’s pretty clear there can be but one cocktail accompaniment to this, and that is a Naked Martini, otherwise known as gin, straight up (note not neat; “straight up” is shaken or stirred over ice to put a little water and oxygen into it, and gets it nice and cold, and now your cocktail trivia lesson for today is at an end).
And now, your gossip links, including the one from which I stole that picture:
And this is what happened to Steve Jobs, Viggo Mortensen and Julian Assange (raincoaster)
Help poor John Galliano find another job! (Ayyyy)
Winedown with Jean-Georges! (ManoloFood)
I am Woman, Hear me roar! (Lolebrity)
He’d better never date Jessica Simpson (AgentBedhead)
“Hustler?” Gee, I knew she was looking for work, but golly! (BusyBeeBlogger)
We should feel sorrier for her because she’s wearing THAT (CelebDirtyLaundry)
The Empress of Lucite just got some more plastic (CelebritySmack)
Lock up your lesbians! Xtina is single! (DailyStab)
America is a Miley-free zone? (EarSucker)
Gee, Catherine Zeta-Jones, haven’t seen much of you lately, comparatively speaking (FitFabCeleb)
PWND! (GirlsTalkinSmack)
We LOST track of Evangeline Lilly (HollywoodHiccups)
Gwyneth Paltrow’s hip bones make the cover of Self (INeedMyFix)
Marilyn Manson official scrapes the bottom of the barrel (MathewGuiver)
Because nobody watches Britney vids for the singing (PoorBritney)
RIP Mr. Tiger Beat (Swoonworthy)
What does “Virgin Marathon” even mean? You hold out till marriage? (TheSkinny)
It was the jacket, wasn’t it? (TheSkinnyChic)
April 8, 2011 in
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April 5, 2011 in
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Yes, it’s another round of “Guess the Celebrity(and let’s see if it takes you more than fifteen minutes this time).”

Mystery Flapper is where Karl Lagerfeld stole his fan?
Guesses in the comments, and while you’re pondering, I suggest you enjoy a tasty and nutritious Strawberry Flapper and some gossip links:
The most epic post in the history of epicosity! (raincoaster)
Brando prepares for his greatest role (ManoloFood)
Lindsay Lohan SANS FARDS (Ayyyy)
Harry Potter and the Slash of Fandom (Lolebrity)
Nicole Kidman’s been swallowed by a python (AgentBedhead)
And her baby is all, “Wasn’t SATC ten years ago? Whatever, Mom.” (BusyBeeBlogger)
So does three quarters of Louisiana, but that won’t make it happen (CelebDirtyLaundry)
Xtina has the hiccups (CelebDirtyLaundry)
OH MY GOD I AM SUDDENLY SO HAPPY AND DUMB. AND HAPPY!!!1!! (DailyStab)
Won’t you spare a thought for the poor reality show millionaires? (EarSucker)
What Beaker Saw (cannot be unseen, I warned you!) (FitFabCeleb)
No, Justin, that’s not what she meant by the Burning Bush (GirlsTalkinSmack)
Kirstie Alley not immune to gravity (HaveUHeard)
L. Ron Jr is five! (HollywoodHiccups)
Amy Winehouse put a ring on it (INeedMyFix)
The Oddest Couple (MathewGuiver)
Then she took some gigolo to Disneyland (PoorBritney)
Garey Busey almost gets Meatloafed (PopBytes)
I don’t know who this is, but I want it (SwoonWorthy)
Tara Reid still clinging to life, relevance (TheSkinny)
On the other hand, how much do most 90-year-olds make? (TheSkinnyChic)
April 4, 2011 in
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Fred Astaire loved his shoes
Strangely for a man of his era, but not-so-strangely for a trained athlete, Fred strongly maintained that he had no favorite drink, so I suppose when we salute Fred we will have to do it with an elegant dancing slipper full of imaginary Champagne. He may not have known much about alcohol, but he obviously knew from shoes, and for that we honour him.
And then trudge right on to our tawdry, drunken gossip links. *hic*
The secret of Rebecca Black’s success (raincoaster)
Happy Birthday, Brando (ManoloFood)
Show of hands! (Ayyyy)
The Great Game? (Lolebrity)
in the same way diarrhea is explosive (AgentBedhead)
Mae West could tame anything (BusyBeeBlogger)
Celebrity Apprentice roundup (CelebDirtyLaundry)
Elizabeth Hurley is back, bitches! (CelebritySmack)
The Ambiguously Gay Duo IRL (CelebVIPLounge)
Maybe we should drop HIM on Benghazi? (DailyStab)
But you couldn’t pay her to listen (EarSucker)
Billy Ray bought the first one! (FitFabCeleb)
OMG it’s like stretch pants got marked down at Walmart! (GirlsTalkinSmack)
Heidi Klum slimed! (HaveUHeard)
Crackers, Jack. (HollywoodHiccups)
Lindsay Lohan typecast (INeedMyFix)
It’s like if Mad Max Thunderdome had cheerleaders (MathewGuiver)
Just how Fatale is Britney? (PoorBritney)
He could slime me anytime (SwoonWorthy)
OMG fatty fat fatties! (TheSkinny)
March 11, 2011 in
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March 10, 2011 in
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March 9, 2011 in
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