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Blog Wars: John Cusack on line one… (Defamer)

Buy Bill Cosby’s Eighties sweaters (eBay)

Celebrity Dad Faceoff: Viggo vs Clive (TeenyManolo)

Prince is a Princess, and Creep will have none of him/her (TheRadReport)

Hanson breeds (CelebWarship)

Al Gore’s An Inconvenient Truth to be made into an opera (GenosWorld)

James Spader and Jon Cryer together again! (SeriouslyOMG)

SLIME! (raincoaster)

The Classics meme (Nylusmilk)

Audrey Landers breeds true! (DListed)

Remember Vanity Fair? They’ve got Angelina on the cover! (VF)

Charlie Sheen is a hot bachelor (ImNotObsessed)

Giselle is all, like, what I meant was no more plastic surgery (CelebrityCosmeticSurgery)

Aerosmith songsmith Steven Tyler seeks rehab for his feet? (CelebritySmack)

Welcome to Margaritaville! (DailyStab)

Extravagant hats: in or out? (CandyKirby)

Sex and the Lamé   (GoFugYourself)

KISS rocks Condi’s world (AgentBedhead)

TAPS for the Internets (Lolebrity)

Token Madonna story (GabbyBabble)

Headlines of the Enquirer (Popbytes)

Jenny Holtzer’s got a Twitter feed! (Gawker)

The Butterscotch Stallion cannot outrun the consequences of his hotness (Defamer)

Amy Winehouse possessed by demons! (AgentBedhead)

The many faces of Tracey Ullman (Popbytes)

A day in the life of batshiat Britney (Celebitchy)

Nicole Kidman is not nocturnal, nor is she possessed of leathery wings? (WWTDD)

She is, however, visibly different from 20th Century Nicole Kidman (TressedOutCelebs)

Kanye’s girfriend decides he’s still too annoying to marry (Bossip)

Charlie Sheen to appear in his underwear? (ICYDK)

Amy Winehouse is Amy Winehouse’s Dad’s fault (HollywoodRag)

James Gandolfini hospitalized (CelebritySmack)

John Mayer is a pillhead (AllieIsWired)

Celebrity sex dolls (Radar)

Top ten fake celebrity blogs (Gawker)

Posh and Becks are leaving us because we just don’t love them enough. Kidding! (Mollygood)

George Clooney in Darfur (Popsugar)

One we could live without (DailyStab)

Has Sheryl Crow gone Scientologist? (PerezHilton)

Nicole Richie and Joel Madden buy a NYC condo (ImNotObsessed)

Iggy Pop knows you want him (GoFugYourself)

Heath Ledger, 28, RIP (Gawker)

Heath Ledger’s scarily foreshadowing interview (PerezHilton)

Heath Ledger’s final bow (Defamer)

Now that Suzanne Pleshette is gone, it’s all up to Angie Dickinson (raincoaster)

P. Doody has another name change (CelebritySmack)

Angelina Jolie is DISSED! (WebstersIsMyBitch)

Scarlett Johansson’s boobs cheer up the troops (AgentBedhead)

Lindsay Lohan wins two Razzies! (HollywoodOffender)

Christina Aguilera’s baby is one of the Chosen People (GabbyBabble)

The TomKat robot! (PrettyOnTheOutside)

Dita VonTeese offers you her secret weapon (CelebWarship)

The John Travolta Scientology video, in case you thought you’d seen them all (CeleBitchy)

Beauty Queen bitchfight (Dlisted)

Margaret Cho lets flow (HuffPo)

Mena Suvari rocks the Auntie Entity Beyond Thunderdome look (GoFugYourself)

Charlie Sheen vs Denise Richards: classfest! (HolyCandy)

Nicole Richie watched herself give birth in the mirror (ImNotObsessed)

30 Seconds to SARS (Mollygood)

Britney and Jamie-Lynn attacked! (Adeline and Hazel)

Kiefer Sutherland hasn’t got time to plead not guilty! (TMZ)

But he does have time to do 48 days (PerezHilton)

Charlie Sheen’s girl is a RealDoll (Defamer)

Lindsay Lohan is high on puns (OK!)

Hoff is off! (the wagon) (Mollygood)

Linday Lohan and Joey Buttafuoco…wait, what? (Mr.Paparazzi)

Forward Britney’s resume to HR! Thank me later (HolyCandy)

TomKat out to dinner, not lunch (I’mNotObsessed)

Nicole Richie’s baby bump gets bigger, browner (DailyStab)

Jude Law IS Celebrity Dave (AgentBedhead)

Vince Neil’s wife, Amanda Lepore? (CelebritySmack)

Tom Cruise’s blackmailer’s death “suspicious.” You don’t say? (CeleBitchy)

Has Angelina Jolie had a schnozzoplasty? (CelebrityCosmeticSurgery)

George Clooney is never living this one down (Jossip)

Britney passed her drug test (DListed)

Tinsley Mortimer’s poncho, life are not like yours (ParkAvenuePeerage)

Victoria Beckham to play flying monkey? (TheMeatScale)

Jennifer Lopez keeps mum (GirlsTalkinSmack)

John Stamos plays doctor at Disney World (JustJared)