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Friday Caption Contest: Chloe Richardson

raincoaster — Sat, 05 Nov 2011 07:44:10 +0000

What is this? I can’t even…

Ladies and gentlemen, “actress” Chloe Sevigny dressed as hipstervert photog Terry Richardson. You know what to do.

Chloe Richardson

Arsenic and Old Leather and Lace

raincoaster — Sat, 12 Mar 2011 00:57:09 +0000

Lois Aldrin rocks the bedazzled Canadian Tuxedo

Yay! Look everybody: it’s Ayyyy favorite Lois Aldrin, with her trophy husband, Buzz. It’s always nice to see a familiar face, even if the eyes are getting farther and farther apart.

Toast Lois and her boytoy with a few Leather and Lace shooters. Lois would do a tray of these entirely hands-free, you know she would.

I’d be the filling in a Steve Jobs/Jeff Goldblum sandwich (Lolebrity)

The Lord of the Kingdom of the Undead does not approve of this floozy (Ayyyy)

Roundup of news from Japan (raincoaster)

Matthew McConaughey is turning into a greyhound before our eyes (AgentBedhead)

Joan Jett is better than RedBull (BusyBeeBlogger)

Olivia Wilde thinks she can upgrade from an Italian prince (CelebDirtyLaundry)

She looks like Crispin Glover in an Edith Prickley costume (CelebritySmack)

Lindsay Lohan will stop at nothing (CelebrityVIPLounge)

Charlie Sheen, Celebrity Chef? (DailyStab)

Disney is REALLY scraping the bottom of the barrel (EarSucker)

They may be immortal, but they’re still not taking any chances (FitFabCeleb)

Scary clownceleb faces (GirlsTalkinSmack)

Celebrities care! Or at least fake it plausibly! (HaveUHeard)

The latest in celebrity injustices (HollywoodHiccups)

Tony Dunzo (INeedMyFix)

Justin Timberlake has a new plus one (MathewGuiver)

Martha Stewart is a surrogramma (TheSkinny)

Pierce Pulls Links

raincoaster — Fri, 26 Mar 2010 16:28:51 +0000

Yes, yes, you’ve still got it. Now let the little girl go.

Jesse James Arrested: Shoot-out at the Long Beach Corral (TrueSlant)

Michelle “Bombshell” McGee gets her feelings hurt (Lolebrity)

Gerard Butler is all wet (TenGossip)

My Fair Lady is fair game (PopBytes)

Kicking Manchester’s ass (UKPopSugar)

Chloe Sevigny IS an ass (INeedMyFix)

The greatest cinematic achievement of all time hits theatres this weekend (Movieline)

Does God talk to bloggers? (IBBB)

Win a date with raincoaster! (raincoaster)

Spoiled Peaches (Gawker)

Jesse James’s numbers are starting to add up (HaveUHeard)

Are you there, God? It’s me, Paris (GoFugYourself)

Xtina is a cyborg! (Dlisted)

Beyonce bears babbeh? (DailyStab)

Could Lindsay design flask lucite platforms? They’d sell a million! (HolyMoly)

Hot volcanic action caught on video! (Towleroad)

Bill Murray, Bartender (TheBlemish)

Celebrity skin won’t STFU (CityRag)

George Bush’s wipeout (CelebritySmack)

Hacker=Twit (CelebDirtyLaundry)

Gwyneth Paltrow is a next-door lover (CeleBitchy)

Brad Pitt in real life gangster drama? (BusyBeeBlogger)

The Hipster Godmother (AgentBedhead)

Sarah Silverman can’t get into a meaty relationship (AmyGrindhouse)

Chloe Sevigny sez:

raincoaster — Mon, 21 Dec 2009 05:12:28 +0000

You think it’s easy being a style icon? You’d be bloody depressed, too, if you had to fell, skin, and stitch your own pantaloons before getting dressed each day.