The Vampire’s Kiss has no cure, but if Gatorade came in Garlic flavour it would be pretty close.

The lights are on but nobody’s home at the Playboy Mansion (BusyBeeBlogger)

Lindsay and Sam are mole people (CelebWarship)

Hugh Grant is working his way down the romcom co-star list (CelebrityDirtyLaundry)

Marilyn Manson doesn’t even try anymore (AgentBedhead)

Celebrities who don’t need masks to terrify (CelebritySmack)

Does Kate Hudson have a new victim? (DailyStab)

Heidi Klum is a goddess! (DListed)

They don’t make Bond girls like they used to (Defamer)

Punchline of the day (EvilBeet)

Karl Lagerfeld was in costume yesterday too (FakeKarl)

HalloWEENs (FourFour)

Colin Farrell is a bad boy (GabbyBabble)

For Juliette Lewis, every day is Halloween (GoFugYourself)

The gargoyles 0f NYC (CityRag)

The gargoyles of the A List (Worth1000)

Kate Moss without makeup (IDLYITW)

An interview with Satan (HolyCandy)

Grover works the red carpet (IBBB)

Let them eat cupcakes then! (CandyKirby)

THIS is reality tv? Polo??? (Mollygood)

Katherine Heigl goes green? (PopSugar)

What a dog that Jennifer Garner is (SeriouslyOMG)

Finally! Jamie Lynn has a job! (Websters)

There’s nothing quite like a B52. Not even a bunch of other B52s.

Do not speak to the Trollsens (CelebWarship)

Jennifer Aniston gets a brain scan (CelebuWreck)

And after all this time, Russia loses the Cold War (Websters)

There’s nothing like a Dame (SeriouslyOMG)

I’m running away to join the Italian police! (WizbangPop)

Russell Brand resigns in sex call scandal (UKPopSugar)

That sure looks like a golden calf to me (Mollygood)

Mariah Carey has a fallback plan (ImNotObsessed)

A Liquor Puzzle? Who invented this, Andrew Volstead? (IBBB)

Melrose Place 2.0? (CandyKirby)

Lindsay Lohan is looking rough (GoFugYourself)

Dannyhott could teach you a thing or two about teh internets (FourFour)

Phil Spector’s wigs are back to haunt your dreams (Defamer)

Victoria Beckham to wear flats for over four consecutive hours!!!! (DailyStab)

Cloris Leachman is an irresistible force of nature (DListed)

Old Kids on the Block, dissected (CelebritySmack)

Olsen Twins Squared? Well, one of them is more rounded anyway (AgentBedhead)

Melissa Etheridge not allowed to adopt her own children (CeleBitchy)

Britney pushes the boundaries of SFW with her new vid (BusyBeeBlogger)

The Indiana Jones gang bang thang (AgentBedhead)

Britney is a womanizer (CelebritySmack)

Colin Farrell fesses up to his demented past (DailyStab)

Kim Kardashian is surgery-free! Great pumpkin expected any day! (CelebrityCosmeticSurgery)

The 105-year-old virgin (CandyKirby)

Full House’s magical healing powers (IBBB)

Janet Jackson beds down with Tyra (Mollygood)

Sarah Palin to impersonate Sarah Palin impersonator on SNL? (Defamer)

“The number of porn movies currently being shot with Joe Biden lookalikes is alarming.” You don’t say. (Gawker)

Colin Farrell will melt your MIND! (ImNotObsessed)

Vanessa Hudgens stole Christmas! (JustJared)

Whose buns? (PopSugar)

Charity T&A suffers (Radar)

Palin Power: it’s a bad thing (GabbyBabble)

Robert Downey Jr is Starbuck Chaplin (DListed)

The Nugent Doctrine (CeleBitchy)

Colin Farrell has banger, needs mash (Lolebrity)

Russell Simmons’ child support just got a little pricier (BlackCelebrityKids)

The quiet, dignified world of competitive athletics gets a new hero (AgentBedhead)

Six Hollywood secrets (Derober)

The Stars of 1993 (CelebritySmack)

Uma off the market (People)

Lilo’s secret sister (DailyStab)

Nicole Richie to write a cookbook (OK)

Sarah Larson (remember her?) stiffs staff (CeleBitchy)

Mini-Me’s sex tape partner is mad (WWTDD)

Hugh Jackman is…hmmmm…wha?…was I saying something? (CityRag)

Celebrity Ego Chart Fun! (EvilBeet)

Matthew McConaughey shouldn’t rely on the kindness of strangers (PopSugar)

Charlize Theron fears the blogs! (ImNotObsessed)

Dmitiri the phone-stalker stalked! (DListed)

The Mary-Kate/Spencer feud (Defamer)

Paris Hilton’s lost twin found! (CandyKirby)

Emile Hirsch rocks the Rimbaud look (JustJared)

Hawt or Nawt: Young John McCain (Raincoaster)

Hoo hyerd Amy Winehouse 4 “babbysittur?” (Lolebrity)

Matt Damon = “Ned Flanders?” Must be seen to be believed! (Websters)

Britney looks, behaves, “almost” like a normal person (ASL)

“It’s SIR Salman to you biotches now!” (WizbangPop)

“Teh gheys” are hot for Frodo (Radar)

Is Colin Farrell Minnie Driver’s “babydaddy?” (CeleBitchy)

Justin Timberlake neglects hygene “down below” (UKPopsugar)

Sean Avery learns why they call it a “promotion” (PinkIsTheNewBlog)

Brooke Hogan’s butt is “an old car” (CelebritySmack)

File under “no surprise:” Denise Richards/Charlie Sheen kids are in therapy (ImNotObsessed)

Solange looks “interesting” don’t you think? (CandyKirby)

“The Hoff” is hurting! (DailyStab)

“Mulder and Scully” smack down the lone remaining G&R fan (AgentBedhead)

“Rumble” in Malibu II! (Defamer)

Sherri Sheppard is a “big” fan of Chippendales (Crunk+Disorderly)

Drew Lachey is a “Patsy” (JustJared)

Buy-buy, Guy and Alliteration Challenge! (CelebritySmack)

Vader parader (Lolebrity)

David Hasselhoff is the King of the Internets! (AgentBedhead)

Colin Farrell could use some mash with that banger (Derober)

Corey HaimFeldman not feltup by MJ (CeleBitchy)

Boris Becker breeds with Barbara (CelebrityBabyScoop)

Locklear locked up (SeriouslyOMG)

Phoebie Price’s puckered posterior (DListed)

Ben has Boston on the brain, Hawaii in his heart (PopSugar)

World’s worst winner (Mollygood)

Efron fragrant sez friend (ImNotObsessed)

Nixon nixes bigger boobs (POTP)

Brendan balding (Websters)

Alicia Silverstone’s fart-free fidos (AllieIsWired)

Sienna Miller forced to sport falsies (GabbyBabble)

Snoop Dogg goes after country (DailyStab)

Jack Bauer for twenty-two hours (Defamer)

Four more 4/4′s! (FourFour)

What, Watts? (CandyKirby)

Heidi, ho (IBBB)

Bundchen brings back Brazil (JustJared)

Paris Hilton has a sad (Lolebrity)

The new cute couple: Johnny Rotten and Britney Spears! (AgentBedhead)

Mars Explorer’s next assignment: Amy Winehouse’s complexion (CelebritySmack)

Colin Farrell suffers acid(wash) overdose (DailyStab)

iPhones? Hamburger phones? Forget it. Pete Wentz has the new hot phone (INFDaily)

Mariah Carey and husband speak eloquently about their love (CandyKirby)

Eva Longoria goes back to her fast-food roots (DListed)

Rachel Bilson should pay some attention to her roots (JustJared)

Shiloh trivia quiz (PopSugar)

Leopard spandex is a privilege, not a right! (CityRag)

Britney is back in the saddle! Or is she the bottom? I forget (ImNotObsessed)

Katie Holmes ditches the old man, flees flies to New York alone (CeleBitchy)

Lindsay Lohan gives Perez the smackdown (EvilBeet)

Who stole Lilo’s boobs? (TheBlemish)

Rooster McConaughey is the Billy Carter to Matthew’s Jimmy (Websters)

Pete Wentz’s stunning new makeover (SeriouslyOMG)

Is Lilo’s lesbo wedding set for Dollywood? (CelebNewsWire)

Is Scarlett Johansson a clone? (Defamer)

SATC premiere madness. You saw the hat: it only gets worse from there (Gawker)

He packed on the muscle for Alexander and Miami Vice, but now he’s dropped a couple of hat sizes for his latest movie role. Does this make Colin Farrell the male Renee Zellweger?