January 7, 2014 in
Comebacks,Lindsay Lohan,Politicians with

Angela Merkel is back, and so are we!
Congratulations to the Chancellor of Germany for her return from injury. Apparently she hurt herself cross-country skiing, went to the doctor for some bruising a few days after, and was informed she’d been walking around all this time with a broken pelvis. The doctor ordered bed rest and…well, you can see how she paid close attention to that order. Let’s raise a glass of Sekt to the Queen of the collarless jacket and her recovery, and to our own comeback after some technical difficulties.
Oh, and speaking of comebacks and booze, look who’s showing up places in outfits from 2012 and looking unexpectedly great doing it.

Lilo no longer lying low in any sense of the word
May 9, 2011 in
Ayyyy!,babies,Cindy Crawford,Comebacks,Comedians,Cougars,Crazy Couples,Donatella Versace,Jamie-Lynn Spears,Jennifer Aniston,Julia Roberts,Katie Holmes,Lindsay Lohan,Madonna,Mystery Guest,Old Hollywood,Politicians,Posh Spice with
April 8, 2011 in
Caption Contest,Celebrity,Children of the Lesser Gods,Comebacks,Comedians,Cougars with
Caption Carrie in the Comments for fun and fabulous, completely imaginary prizes!

Carrie Fisher fishes for a caption
March 17, 2011 in
Accessory to Crime,Anderson Cooper,Ayyyy!,babies,Ben Affleck,Booze,Breaking Up,Britney Spears,Celebrity,Celebrity Dads,Comebacks,Crazy Couples,Fashion,Has Beens,Hats,Jennifer Garner,Justin Bieber,Katie Holmes,Louboutin,Reality Show Stars,Rehab,Rihanna,Robert Pattison,Rockers and Popstars,Ryan Phillippe,Scandals,Shoes,Starlets,Suri Cruise,WTF? with

alexa chung is in no sense turned out
She must be studying yoga intensely;, it’s really rare to see anyone as completely “centered” as fashion diva Alexa Chung.
On that note, let’s toast todays perfectly centered gossip links with a perfectly symmetrical Cross-Eyed Skull Cocktail.
Animal Hats of the Rich and Famous (raincoaster)
Oh! Livia! (Ayyyy)
The Things I Do for You People! (ManoloFood)
Darth Vader, social media master of disaster (Lolebrity)
Is this part of an LRon approved diet? (AgentBedhead)
One less candidate for Celebrity Rehab (BusyBeeBlogger)
Playgirl, RPattz, and you already clicked this didn’t you? (CelebDirtyLaundry)
No, Kat, “WeHo” isn’t a descriptor. (CelebritySmack)
Ben Affleck might have a career after all (CelebrityVIPLounge)
Some traumas you never overcome (CityRag)
Kelly Clarkson assumes holding pattern (DailyStab)
Playgirl wants to bag a Silver Fox (EarSucker)
Grizzlies don’t whine! (FitFabCeleb)
Does pigeontoe cause crosseye, Alexa? (GirlsTalkinSmack)
JUSTIN! NOT IN PUBLIC!!! (HaveUHeard)
Rihanna untapped! (HollywoodHiccups)
Stern ‘n Sexy in Rolling Stone (INeedMyFix)
The “ugly bridesmaid dress” effect, with cheerleaders! (MathewGuiver)
Blogger busts Brit-Brit cherry (PoorBritney)
The family that rehabs together… (PopBytes)
Ellen Pompeo’s bizarre nipple situation (TheSkinny)
Wrap it or suck it, Ryan (TheSkinnyChic)
March 10, 2011 in
Accessory to Crime,Booze,Brad Pitt,Brangelina,Britney Spears,Celebrity,Celebrity Dads,Charlie Sheen,Comebacks,Crazy Couples,Crooks,Despots,emo,Fashion,Fashion Victim,Hairy Situations,Has Beens,Homeless or Hipster?,Hunks,Jerks,Julian Assange,Julianne Moore,Kanye West,Kardashian,Katie Holmes,Lindsay Lohan,Liv Tyler,Manscaping,Robert Pattison,Rockers and Popstars,Roues,Socialites with
February 16, 2011 in
Anne Hathaway,Avril Lavigne,Awards Show,Booze,Britney Spears,Celebrity,Celebrity Dads,Comebacks,Cougars,Courtney Love,Crazy Couples,Emma Watson,Euro,Fashion,Hunks,Punk,Reality Show Stars,Rihanna,Rockers and Popstars,Roues,Scandals,Super Fantastic!,Super Models,Viggo Mortensen with

That's not hot sauce, ladies
His protestations to the contrary, we have conclusive proof that Viggo Mortensen is a Red Wings fan.
And that’s just too gross to explain, even for me.
Wash your mind’s eye out with a Muff Diver shooter (no hands, please!) and a few gossip links:
Zachary Quinto has a message for young people (Lolebrity)
Who won the fashion wars? (Ayyyy)
The St Valentine’s Day Massacre/Roundup (raincoaster)
The most perfect food in the world, in 926 words (ManoloFood)
Charlie Sheen pulls an Edith Piaf (AgentBedhead)
You know, I’d pay good money to watch her in the UFC ring (BusyBeeBlogger)
Tila Tequila has gone Amish on us (CelebDirtyLaundry)
In fairness, I’d snub Avril Lavigne too (CelebritySmack)
Wait till Shia LaBeouf hears about this! (CelebVIPLounge)
I don’t blame him: EVERYONE hates Daleks (CityRag)
Your straight boyfriend will care about this story (DailyStab)
Jessica Simpson is as spontaneous as a NASA rocket launch (Earsucker)
Anne Hathaway wears support hose! (FitFabCeleb)
Celebrity fashion week (GirlsTalkinSmack)
Gosh, Emma Watson, lay off the ‘roids! (GossipTeen)
Lance Armstrong has had more comebacks than Cher (HaveUHeard)
A bunch of Yanks at the Brit Awards, why? (INeedMyFix)
Britney’s leaking! (PoorBritney)
Courtney Love perfects the “Dexedrine-addicted, glamorous auntie” look (PopBytes)
Who invited HER? (TheSkinny)
November 10, 2010 in
Adrien Brody,Anne Hathaway,Bloggers,Britney Spears,Charlie Sheen,Comebacks,Comedians,Conan O/Brien,Cougars,Courtney Love,Fashion,Fashion Victim,Hilary Swank,Jake Gyllenhaal,Julia Roberts,Kanye West,Karl Lagerfeld,Posh Spice,Punk,Rockers and Popstars,Roues,Royalty,Russell Brand,Starlets,Super Models,Taylor Swift,Vivienne Westwood with

Pity, if you will (if you can) the girls past and present of Sir Mick Jagger. For every one that becomes First Lady of France, there’s one that’s gone the publicly humiliating L’Wren Scott/ Georgina Chapman route and foisted a line of unsuitable, unflattering,ill-fitting duds on an unsuspecting public, like this poor, clueless member of the public right here. If I were Julia Roberts and I had to appear in public in that, I, too, would be tempted to bash out my brains right there, center stage.
Cute shoes, though.
Isabella Rossellini fills the convents! (raincoaster)
Parker Posey is no angel either (Ayyyy)
Putin aside temptation (Lolebrity)
Industry Swiftly makes Kanye prOn (AgentBedhead)
Conan O’Brien is a cunning linguist (BusyBeeBlogger)
Adrien Brody is pursued by a succubus from Hell (CelebDirtyLaundry)
Angels get pregnant? (CelebritySmack)
Celebrity hobos (CityRag)
Cojo eulogizes Liz Hurley’s dress (CojoStyle)
Recession fashion tips from Vivienne Westwood (CyberBoris)
Kanye in the Sky with a microphone? (DailyStab)
Anne Hathaway is Jake Gyllenhaal’s guardian angel (EvilBeet)
Don’t EVER touch Charlie Sheen’s watch (Earsucker)
These are your people’s choices (GabbyBabble)
and deliver us from Speidi (GirlsTalkinSmack)
Un-chain Hilary Swank’s heart (GoFugYourself)
A Kardashian is judging you (HaveUHeard)
Russell Brand leaves his wife for Prince Charles (INeedMyFix)
Victoria Beckham and her incubus step out in daylight (JustJared)
Shalit be time for trading places? (Movieline)
The government hates your boss too (PerezHilton)
and in related news, Castro is still alive (PoorBritney)
Before Pee-Wee! (SeriouslyOMG)










October 14, 2010 in
American Idol,Bloggers,Booze,Breaking Up,Britney Spears,Celebrity,Cloris Leachman,Colin Farrell,Comebacks,Crazy Couples,Drag,Fashion,Fashion Victim,Has Beens,Hunks,Johnny Depp,Kiera Knightley,Lindsay Lohan,Oprah Winfrey,Punk,Reality Show Stars,Rehab,Rockers and Popstars,Taylor Momsen,Trent Reznor with
I don’t honestly think we’ve had Trent before, so here is the lovely Nine Inch Nails founder in all his post-heroinal, pre-steroidal glory from a few years back. He’s so thick and beefy lately that he’s got double chins behind his ears. Not. A. Good. Look.
Instead of toasting this with the obvious choice of a protein shake, I suggest a nice goblet of Mansinthe: sure, Absinthe tastes appalling, but it sets the goth/emo tone and whatever doesn’t kill you makes you stronger, right? Aw, shaddap and write a poem about the taste of wormwood, whydoncha?
Chairdancing With The Hotties (raincoaster)
Bobby Trendy, Big Mouth (Ayyyy)
Johnny Depp-O-Rama (Lolebrity)
Lindsay Lohan’s badass, coke-seeing escape attempt (CelebrityBeehive)
Heather Graham has swimmer’s ear (AgentBedhead)
David Arquette mistakes Howard Stern for Oprah Winfrey (AmyGrindhouse)
Caaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!!!! (BusyBeeBlogger)
Suddenly, there’s not a dry seat in the house! (CeleBitchy)
The end days are upon us: even men hate Jennifer Aniston now (CelebDirtyLaundry)
Bad Panda! (DListed)
That’s a whole LOTTA tablecloth, Keira (GoFugYourself)
Taylor Swift is still an angsty teen (HaveUHeard)
Raisin on board! (INeedMyFix)
Perez Hilton, nice guy? (PerezHilton)
Does Britney Spears have a crush on George Stephanopoulos (PoorBritney)
Michael J. Fox goes back to Back to the Future! (SeriouslyOMG)
Adam Sandler makes a lousy lesbian (ASL)









