Ayyyy!

The Ashlee Simpson fall out (WendyWayrad)

Team Viggo! (Websters)

Liza with a “C” for “collapse” (ASocialitesLife)

Top mansluts of 2007 (Buzznet)

Baby Spice’s baby steps (SeriouslyOMGWTF)

It’s Britmas, bitch! (PrettyOnTheOutside)

Worst-Dressed on the red carpet (PopSugar)

Carson Daly gets punk’d by protesters (PerezHilton)

Madonna and Leonard Cohen; what do they have in common? (Mollygood)

Nicky Hilton is getting engaged (ImNotObsessed)

Adam Sandler’s diaper bag caddy is Rob Schneider (JustJared)

If I was Eminem I’d be depressed, too (HolyMoly)

Tara Reid is a failed plastic surgery Frankenbimbo (CeleBitchy)

Renee Zellweger, food issues, blahblahblah (DailyMail)

Marc Jacobs owns the camel toe (HolyCandy)

The glorious return of American Gladiators! (AgentBedhead)

You want a piece of Marilyn Manson? Check eBay! (CelebritySmack)

The return of Firecrotch: Marcia Cross photos surface from beyond the grave (Defamer)

Geek out! 30 years of Star Wars Christmas cards! (Slashfilm)

Britney Spears in her most challenging role ever: virgin! (AgentBedhead)

Jessica Alba no longer ovulating (HolyCandy)

Olsen Twins not trolls: Olsen Twins elves instead! (GalleryOfTheAbsurd)

Janice Dickinson has a dating time warp (CelebritySmack)

Victoria Beckham has aquarium-ectomy (BricksAndStones)

Clone a Beatle for $48,000 (GoneHollywood)

Johnny Depp in the role of a lifetime! (DailyStab)

Naomi Campbell in cellphone freakout #eleventy-billion (Gabsmash)

Madonna finds yoga just not relaxing enough. May we suggest an enema? (Mollygood)

Kylie Minogue’s dominatrix gear at the Nobel Peace Prize dinner (Websters)

Ike Turner is dead: party at Tina’s! (PerezHilton)

Zac Efron cranks his Soulja Boy (JustJared)

Vince Vaughn: please don’t drink and dress (TheMeatScale)

Eva Longoria doesn’t do kinky (WOWReport)

Britney’s mystery illness? An allergy to press. Oh, go ahead, pull the other one (EvilBeet)

Top Celebrity Meltdowns of 2007 (ImNotObsessed)

Jennifer Love Hewitt may not have a big butt, but she’s got a big rock (DanasDirt)

Bryan Adams serenades PeeWee Herman with that good, old-fashioned Canadian Christmas Reggae (HolyMoly)

Most Overpaid Celebrities of 2007 (Defamer)

Linkday Cookies (From Scratch)

The French Kissing Map (StrangeMaps)

Lindsay Lohan still no more of a sellout than before (AgentBedhead)

Britney needs the FedEx! (TheBlemish)

Tina Fey vs Paula Abdul (CelebritySmack)

Amy Winehouse is perfectly responsible, a light sleeper (Celebitchy)

Dennis Quaid sues drug company (TMZ)

Is this butt au naturel or no? (CrunkAndDisorderly)

Pink in the pink (DailyStab)

Johnny Depp needs a cleanliness intervention (HolyCandy)

McSteamy is McVersace (PopOnThePop)

Vangroover is de-Spiced (CelebrityBabyScoop)

Bryan Adams wants you to be nicer to chickens (GabbyBabble)

Teri Hatcher is sued for $2.4 million (ImNotObsessed)

Prince Caspian launches! The revolution will be anthropomorphized! (JustJared)

LOLsens! (Mollygood)

ScarJo sez nosejob no! (Perezhilton)

Britney makes a booty call (Yeeeeah)

Dumb people continue to sue Borat (Defamer)

Pete Doherty, bad boy, worse fighter (AgentBedhead)

Katherine Heigl is cute, honest, soon to be unemployed (HolyCandy)

News Flash: American Idol loser is loser! (Defamer)

Jennifer Lopez rocks the baby bump (CelebrityBabyScoop)

So does Ozzy Osbourne (HolyMoly)

Kate Moss converts to carbs? (ImNotObsessed)

Britney’s rent boy (CeleBitchy)

Renee Zellweger is Bee-having (ICYDK)

Heather Mills was a porn star; worse, she was a bad perm aficionado! (Ninjadude)

Ethan Hawke follows in the footsteps of Jude Law, Robin Williams (GabbyBabble)

What did Meg Ryan do to her face? (CelebrityCosmeticSurgery)

Angelina and Maddox salute the National Guard (JustJared)

Nicole Richie and Joel Madden launch their children’s charity (PerezHilton)

Will Smith may or may not be harboring body thetans (DListed)

Whitney Houston’s comeback not ready for prime time (Bossip)

The Spice Girls sex up Vangroover (WickedYouth)

Carrie Underwood is back on the market (IDLYITW)

Bryan Adams sports a proud unibrow (TheMeatScale)

Lindsay Lohan, proud pinto (Celebslam)

Mandy Moore, proud floor-farker! (CelebritySmack)

Ashley Tisdale is a deviant no more! (EvilBeet)

What blinding light through yonder window breaks? It is Aretha Franklin! (Jezebel)

Rhys Meyers pops a frosty (WOWReport)

Kevin Bacon is Sincere (WebstersIsMyBitch)

Eva Longoria loves the weiners (Celebslam)

Xtina flashes the birthin’ hole (CeleBitchy)

the littlest Winehouse, the biggest beehive (TheMeatScale)

Amy Winehouse stores her leftovers (HolyCandy)

Celine Dion hates Halifax (PerezHilton)

Kate Moss gets her midday drink on (PopSugar)

Beyonce’s beauty blooper (Popbytes)

Jennifer Garner puts an elf on the shelf (ImNotObsessed)

Owen Wilson’s new girlfriend is named after Seventies classic Le Car (DerekHail)

Zahara’s birth mother is NOT suing (EvilBeet)

Nobody shits on the Shat! (Defamer)

Janice Dickinson needs a plastic surgery intervention (CelebritySmack)

Sesame Street, Taxi Driver…who can tell the difference? (AgentBedhead)

Giorgio Armani, Queen of the Eighties (TheMeatScale)

Britney Spears, terror of the streets (WOWReport)

Kate Middleton, future barista? (Radar)

Supermodels hit the runway…at LAX (PopSugar)

Jack Nicholson has words of advice for young people (Goldenfiddle)

Brad Pitt’s long-lost Pringles commercial (JustJared)

Christina Ricci, owl monkey impersonator (TMZ)

Conan O’Brian met his stalker (CelebSlam)

Kiefer Sutherland parties on (Mollygood)

George Clooney on his first time  (ImNotObsessed)

Neverland is safe! (PerezHilton)

Far more of Mickey Rourke than you ever wanted to see (HolyCandy)

Fabio and Clooney: the romance novel (GalleryOfTheAbsurd)

Owen Wilson, barefoot in the park (DailyStab)

Nicole Kidman and Jennifer Jason Leigh faceoff (HollywoodOffender)

Nobody likes Tom Cruise, not even nice people (Dlisted)

Farrah Fawcett still alive, tanned, and with fabulous hair (CelebritySmack)

Kelly Clarkson cleans up real good (D*anasDirt)

Winona Ryder is Spock’s Mom (Defamer)

Kate Moss parties with a Drag Queen (AgentBedhead)

Celebrities who look like they smell (CeleBitchy)

Heather Mills vs Stella McCartney, the smackdown (Yeeeah)

Dina Lohan vs Riley Boytoy (what IS his name again?) (DListed)

Paris Hilton scares rats (AgentBedhead)

Pete Doherty off the wagon, on the smack (Sun)

Prince is the Prince of Digital Darkness (CelebritySmack)

Everybody loves Jennifer Garner (DailyStab)

Hilary Duff, private dancer (GabbyBabble)

KFed does the Big O (StupidCelebrities)

Beyonce’s granny girdle (TheMeatScale)

Jessica Simpson: not the steadiest tugboat on the seas (MollyGood)

Sarah Michelle Gellar, stick insect (TheSkinnyWebsite)

Rihanna: oh yes, I DI’ID! (YoungBlackAndFabulous)

Kim Cattrall sez: I’m only in it for the money (PerezHilton)

Angelina signs an “Adopt me Angelina” tee (JustJared)

Britney, artificially aged (HollywoodBackwash)

Patti Labelle rocks the Laura Ashley (GoFugYourself)

There’s one less Osmond in the world (SeriouslyOMGWTF)

Britney Spears beaten by pensioners (HolyCandy)

LeeLee Sobieski’s boobs at literary gala tribute (I’mNotObsessed)

Madonna’s son to visit his birth father again (HolyMoly)

Fake Celebs, real photo-ops (AgentBedhead)

Britney Spears runs over a COP! (CelebritySmack)

Paris Hilton’s porn shop rampage: the VIDEO! (I’mNotObsessed)

Brain safety not Owen Wilson’s #1 concern (PopSugar)

Lindsay on the rocks again? (NinjaDude)

Johnny Depp speaks out about daughter’s hospitalization (CeleBitchy)

Star Jones swipes charity’s cash? (HolyCandy)

Rachel Ray boots BoyToy Husband (Popbytes)

Vanessa Hudgens signs up for High School Musical III (PerezHilton)

Britney’s back, bytches! (GirlsTalkinSmack)

Amy Winehouse’s zombie man (TheMeatScale)

Zac Efron’s low riders…are those Calvins? (JustJared)

LiLo=FishLips (HollywoodRag)

Oprah employee arrested on child abuse charge (US)

Owen Wilson’s overshare potty policy (NYP)

Jane Seymour’s plastic surgery confession (CelebrityCosmeticSurgery)

Britney’s Halloween costume explained (Idolator)

Whose dick is in that box??? (SeriouslyOMGWTF)

Wino is true to form at the MTV Europe Awards (Mollygood)

Jennifer Hudson knows you want her (YoungBlackAndFabulous)

Drew Carey deals out the truth about medical marijuana (EvilBeet)

The return of the X-Files (Variety)

The most psychotic pie chart ever created (Gawker)

The Britney Spears comeback roundup (Defamer)

Alan Cumming, the gay Martha Stewart (AgentBedhead)

Reese and Jake: beauty and the beast (HolyCandy)

Craig, Daniel Craig signs on for another Bond (EvilBeet)

Gwen Stefani, Kingston, and Gavin Rossdale trick or treat (CelebrityBabyScoop)

Don Vito, done (BricksAndStones)

is Ellen DeGeneris JLo or Maude? (DailyStab)

RuPaul makes a hotter Maude, though (DListed)

Stephen Colbert, America’s Hope, Democratic Candidate (CeleBitchy)

Queen Latifah on her breast reduction (CelebrityCosmeticSurgery)

Ire d’ivoire: the mammoth ivory war! (CounterfeitChic)

Hillary will not Vogue! Don’t ask her (Jezebel)

Roberto Cavalli collection: when animals attack (hookers)! (NYT)

Big Brother South African scandal (TheFirstPost)

Lance Bass, married man! (CelebritySmack)