May 9, 2011 in
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April 12, 2011 in
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Truly hath the poet and wise man said that no royal wedding, christening, or restraining order hearing is complete without a Bad Fairy. Given the charmed lives led by heir to the British throne and his intended bride, and the fact that his Great-Aunt Margaret is dead, there is no particularly obvious candidate for the office. We in the Manolosphere would like to present our own official candidate for this office:
Tara “I’m a drug addict, not a pedophile” Palmer-Tomkinson.

Co-starring with Mickey Rourke in The Boxer?
Cocaine is a helluva drug, people, and with an $800 dollar a day habit it doesn’t matter how many nose jobs you throw at it; you’re essentially throwing good money after bad cartilage. Tara, the woman once rumoured to have taken Prince William’s virginity, is invited to the wedding, but wants to get her nose done first. At this point, however, it becomes a Michael Jackson situation: there needs to be something there to work on in the first place.
Let’s toast Tara’s heart’s desire with your choice of a Mad Fairy cocktail or a Donkey’s Nob (made with Coke, of course).
And some gossip links:
Rebecca Black is SO JEALOUS of this woman (raincoaster)
Hugh Jass has nothing on this guy (Lolebrity)
Karl Lagerfeld, now *I* want to kill you (Ayyyy)
Vodka: is there anything it can’t do? (Manolofood)
The Anti-Gwyneth makes a mean Monte Cristo (AgentBedhead)
I’d cut off her head for that hat (BusyBeeBlogger)
There was an Octomom who lived in a shoe(box)... (CelebDirtyLaundry)
Did anyone see Perez Hilton or Michael Lohan at the scene of the crime? (CelebritySmack)
Princess Margaret is dead, so who will be the bad fairy? (CelebVIPLounge)
Kim Kardashian, Turkey, these things write themselves (DailyStab)
Courtney Cox is no Friend! (EarSucker)
Rebecca Blacklash! (FitFabCeleb)
PETA will get her! (GirlsTalkinSmack)
Who harshes on Robin Sweetest Man In Showbiz Williams and lives???? (HaveUHeard)
Planet Earth takes Lady Gaga DOWN! (HollywoodHiccups)
Tinkerbell’s new rival (INeedMyFix)
Fix! Fix! The fix is in at People! (MathewGuiver)
Old Britney vs New Britney (PoorBritney)
April 8, 2011 in
Caption Contest,Celebrity,Children of the Lesser Gods,Comebacks,Comedians,Cougars with
Caption Carrie in the Comments for fun and fabulous, completely imaginary prizes!

Carrie Fisher fishes for a caption
March 11, 2011 in
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March 9, 2011 in
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February 16, 2011 in
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That's not hot sauce, ladies
His protestations to the contrary, we have conclusive proof that Viggo Mortensen is a Red Wings fan.
And that’s just too gross to explain, even for me.
Wash your mind’s eye out with a Muff Diver shooter (no hands, please!) and a few gossip links:
Zachary Quinto has a message for young people (Lolebrity)
Who won the fashion wars? (Ayyyy)
The St Valentine’s Day Massacre/Roundup (raincoaster)
The most perfect food in the world, in 926 words (ManoloFood)
Charlie Sheen pulls an Edith Piaf (AgentBedhead)
You know, I’d pay good money to watch her in the UFC ring (BusyBeeBlogger)
Tila Tequila has gone Amish on us (CelebDirtyLaundry)
In fairness, I’d snub Avril Lavigne too (CelebritySmack)
Wait till Shia LaBeouf hears about this! (CelebVIPLounge)
I don’t blame him: EVERYONE hates Daleks (CityRag)
Your straight boyfriend will care about this story (DailyStab)
Jessica Simpson is as spontaneous as a NASA rocket launch (Earsucker)
Anne Hathaway wears support hose! (FitFabCeleb)
Celebrity fashion week (GirlsTalkinSmack)
Gosh, Emma Watson, lay off the ‘roids! (GossipTeen)
Lance Armstrong has had more comebacks than Cher (HaveUHeard)
A bunch of Yanks at the Brit Awards, why? (INeedMyFix)
Britney’s leaking! (PoorBritney)
Courtney Love perfects the “Dexedrine-addicted, glamorous auntie” look (PopBytes)
Who invited HER? (TheSkinny)
February 11, 2011 in
American Idol,Anderson Cooper,Ayyyy!,Bad Plastic Surgery,Billionaires,Booze,Britney Spears,Celebrity,Cougars,Crazy Couples,Euro,Fashion Victim,Hats,Jennifer Aniston,Jennifer Hudson,Kardashian,Kate Hudson,Lady Gaga,Nicole Richie,Owen Wilson,Politicians,Reality Show Stars,Rockers and Popstars,Roues,Royalty,Ryan Reynolds,Scarlett Johanssen,Socialites,Starlets,Super Models,Weddings with

Congrats to the cute couple
Awww, isn’t that cute? The Duchess of Alba and her boytoy Alfonso Díez are making it legal. Living proof, if any were needed, that an aggressive nose job that results in you breathing out of two large pores in the middle of your face is never a wasted expense, if it allows one to attract men known to society paper readers everywhere as “and Unnamed Friend”.
In honour of the lovely couple, let’s toast them with a classic Champagne cocktail fortified with a little Spanish brandy, and read some sexy gossip links:
inside raincoaster (raincoaster)
Ryan Reynolds has a sexy fra…what was I saying? (Ayyyy)
Kate Spade’s sexy movie (ManoloFood)
Fred and George Weasley KNOW they’ve got it (Lolebrity)
Sir Elton has some words for our generation’s biggest a$$ (AgentBedhead)
Chris Isaak’s steamy new video (BusyBeeBlogger)
Tila Tequila’s sex tape means we’ll never be rid of her (CelebDirtyLaundry)
WHAT is Gaga doing to herself in bed? (CelebritySmack)
ScarJo doesn’t let cobwebs grow on her ladybits (CelebVIPLounge)
VD Stars! (CityRag)
OMG Tila Tequila and Jennifer Aniston appear in sketchy video together (DailyStab)
Michelle Trachtenberg loves her body and tells you ALL about it (FitFabCeleb)
They get wet (GirlsTalkinSmack)
J Hud talks about her new body (HaveUHeard)
Anderson Cooper is NOT into beatings! (INeedMyFix)
Britney’s got yogabutt! (PoorBritney)
What’s Lady Gaga’s sex name? (PopBytes)
Forget the body: what has Nicole Richie done to her face? (TheSkinny)
Chuck Berry on line one… (SeriouslyOMG)
January 27, 2011 in
babies,Britney Spears,Celebrity,Charlie Sheen,Cougars,Emma Watson,Fashion,Fashion Victim,Hairy Situations,Hunks,Jennifer Aniston,Jessica Simpson,Kardashian,Lady Gaga,Lindsay Lohan,Penelope Cruz,Politicians,Reality Show Stars,Rockers and Popstars,Scandals,Starlets,Super Fantastic! with

Sigh. George, what went wrong?
That’s my boy. Very few people know that back in ’92 and ’93 I was actually a founding member of the George Stephanopoulos Fan Club, and a contributor to their monthly newsletter, the Stephanopouletter. My copy of The War Room
has nearly worn out from being watched every 4th of July. I saw him in person at the Vancouver Summit, where I looked up from my glamorous work unloading the coffee for Starbucks, saw him, and froze. It’s not too often I’ve had my breath taken away, but that was one of those times. An American Secret Service agent who’d no doubt seen this happen to dozens of hapless women walked over and said, “That’s George Stephanopoulos. But he’s not old enough to date.”
Le Sigh.
Where was I? Oh, right. In the spirit of bipartisanship I’ll try to remember to feature a picture of Young John McCain at some point in the future, or you can just cheat and click through for that.
And now, the gossip links!
Julian Assange’s new do (raincoaster)
Shut UP, Emma Watson (Lolebrity)
Guess the gap-toothed guy (Ayyyy)
Our WORLD EXCLUSIVE lasted exactly one day (ManoloFood)
Stayin’ Alive? Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! (AgentBedhead)
The baby’s first word was “rhinoplasty” (BusyBeeBlogger)
Jimmy Buffetted! (CelebDirtyLaundry)
Have YOU ever been upstaged by your own dress? (CelebritySmack)
Paris Hilton shows you her puppies (CityRag)
But which one is MegaShark and which is Gatoroid? (DailyStab)
Never before has spandex restrained so much for so little purpose (FitFabCeleb)
Gag (GirlsTalkinSmack)
So she was single in the sense that nobody would be seen with her? (HaveUHeard)
Jon Cryer is no different from anybody else (INeedMyFix)
Sad, gender-confused Britney (PoorBritney)
The CougarTown drinking game! (SeriouslyOMG)