March 11, 2011 in
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March 9, 2011 in
Accessory to Crime,Ashlee Simpson,babies,Benicio del Toro,Billionaires,Booze,Breaking Up,Britney Spears,Celebrity,Celebrity Dads,Charlie Sheen,Children of the Lesser Gods,Cougars,Crazy Couples,Designers,Despots,Diddy,Fashion,Fashion Victim,Federline!,Has Beens,Hunks,Jailbirds,Jennifer Aniston,Jerks,Kate Hudson,Lily Allen,Reality Show Stars,Rehab,Rockers and Popstars,Roues,Scandals,Starlets,Taylor Swift with
February 16, 2011 in
Anne Hathaway,Avril Lavigne,Awards Show,Booze,Britney Spears,Celebrity,Celebrity Dads,Comebacks,Cougars,Courtney Love,Crazy Couples,Emma Watson,Euro,Fashion,Hunks,Punk,Reality Show Stars,Rihanna,Rockers and Popstars,Roues,Scandals,Super Fantastic!,Super Models,Viggo Mortensen with

That's not hot sauce, ladies
His protestations to the contrary, we have conclusive proof that Viggo Mortensen is a Red Wings fan.
And that’s just too gross to explain, even for me.
Wash your mind’s eye out with a Muff Diver shooter (no hands, please!) and a few gossip links:
Zachary Quinto has a message for young people (Lolebrity)
Who won the fashion wars? (Ayyyy)
The St Valentine’s Day Massacre/Roundup (raincoaster)
The most perfect food in the world, in 926 words (ManoloFood)
Charlie Sheen pulls an Edith Piaf (AgentBedhead)
You know, I’d pay good money to watch her in the UFC ring (BusyBeeBlogger)
Tila Tequila has gone Amish on us (CelebDirtyLaundry)
In fairness, I’d snub Avril Lavigne too (CelebritySmack)
Wait till Shia LaBeouf hears about this! (CelebVIPLounge)
I don’t blame him: EVERYONE hates Daleks (CityRag)
Your straight boyfriend will care about this story (DailyStab)
Jessica Simpson is as spontaneous as a NASA rocket launch (Earsucker)
Anne Hathaway wears support hose! (FitFabCeleb)
Celebrity fashion week (GirlsTalkinSmack)
Gosh, Emma Watson, lay off the ‘roids! (GossipTeen)
Lance Armstrong has had more comebacks than Cher (HaveUHeard)
A bunch of Yanks at the Brit Awards, why? (INeedMyFix)
Britney’s leaking! (PoorBritney)
Courtney Love perfects the “Dexedrine-addicted, glamorous auntie” look (PopBytes)
Who invited HER? (TheSkinny)
February 11, 2011 in
American Idol,Anderson Cooper,Ayyyy!,Bad Plastic Surgery,Billionaires,Booze,Britney Spears,Celebrity,Cougars,Crazy Couples,Euro,Fashion Victim,Hats,Jennifer Aniston,Jennifer Hudson,Kardashian,Kate Hudson,Lady Gaga,Nicole Richie,Owen Wilson,Politicians,Reality Show Stars,Rockers and Popstars,Roues,Royalty,Ryan Reynolds,Scarlett Johanssen,Socialites,Starlets,Super Models,Weddings with

Congrats to the cute couple
Awww, isn’t that cute? The Duchess of Alba and her boytoy Alfonso Díez are making it legal. Living proof, if any were needed, that an aggressive nose job that results in you breathing out of two large pores in the middle of your face is never a wasted expense, if it allows one to attract men known to society paper readers everywhere as “and Unnamed Friend”.
In honour of the lovely couple, let’s toast them with a classic Champagne cocktail fortified with a little Spanish brandy, and read some sexy gossip links:
inside raincoaster (raincoaster)
Ryan Reynolds has a sexy fra…what was I saying? (Ayyyy)
Kate Spade’s sexy movie (ManoloFood)
Fred and George Weasley KNOW they’ve got it (Lolebrity)
Sir Elton has some words for our generation’s biggest a$$ (AgentBedhead)
Chris Isaak’s steamy new video (BusyBeeBlogger)
Tila Tequila’s sex tape means we’ll never be rid of her (CelebDirtyLaundry)
WHAT is Gaga doing to herself in bed? (CelebritySmack)
ScarJo doesn’t let cobwebs grow on her ladybits (CelebVIPLounge)
VD Stars! (CityRag)
OMG Tila Tequila and Jennifer Aniston appear in sketchy video together (DailyStab)
Michelle Trachtenberg loves her body and tells you ALL about it (FitFabCeleb)
They get wet (GirlsTalkinSmack)
J Hud talks about her new body (HaveUHeard)
Anderson Cooper is NOT into beatings! (INeedMyFix)
Britney’s got yogabutt! (PoorBritney)
What’s Lady Gaga’s sex name? (PopBytes)
Forget the body: what has Nicole Richie done to her face? (TheSkinny)
Chuck Berry on line one… (SeriouslyOMG)
January 27, 2011 in
babies,Britney Spears,Celebrity,Charlie Sheen,Cougars,Emma Watson,Fashion,Fashion Victim,Hairy Situations,Hunks,Jennifer Aniston,Jessica Simpson,Kardashian,Lady Gaga,Lindsay Lohan,Penelope Cruz,Politicians,Reality Show Stars,Rockers and Popstars,Scandals,Starlets,Super Fantastic! with

Sigh. George, what went wrong?
That’s my boy. Very few people know that back in ’92 and ’93 I was actually a founding member of the George Stephanopoulos Fan Club, and a contributor to their monthly newsletter, the Stephanopouletter. My copy of The War Room
has nearly worn out from being watched every 4th of July. I saw him in person at the Vancouver Summit, where I looked up from my glamorous work unloading the coffee for Starbucks, saw him, and froze. It’s not too often I’ve had my breath taken away, but that was one of those times. An American Secret Service agent who’d no doubt seen this happen to dozens of hapless women walked over and said, “That’s George Stephanopoulos. But he’s not old enough to date.”
Le Sigh.
Where was I? Oh, right. In the spirit of bipartisanship I’ll try to remember to feature a picture of Young John McCain at some point in the future, or you can just cheat and click through for that.
And now, the gossip links!
Julian Assange’s new do (raincoaster)
Shut UP, Emma Watson (Lolebrity)
Guess the gap-toothed guy (Ayyyy)
Our WORLD EXCLUSIVE lasted exactly one day (ManoloFood)
Stayin’ Alive? Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! (AgentBedhead)
The baby’s first word was “rhinoplasty” (BusyBeeBlogger)
Jimmy Buffetted! (CelebDirtyLaundry)
Have YOU ever been upstaged by your own dress? (CelebritySmack)
Paris Hilton shows you her puppies (CityRag)
But which one is MegaShark and which is Gatoroid? (DailyStab)
Never before has spandex restrained so much for so little purpose (FitFabCeleb)
Gag (GirlsTalkinSmack)
So she was single in the sense that nobody would be seen with her? (HaveUHeard)
Jon Cryer is no different from anybody else (INeedMyFix)
Sad, gender-confused Britney (PoorBritney)
The CougarTown drinking game! (SeriouslyOMG)
January 18, 2011 in
Bad hair,Bloggers,Celebrity,Charlie Sheen,Comedians,Cougars,David Duchovny,Eva Green,Fashion,Fashion Victim,Hayden Panettiere,Jennifer Lopez,John Galliano,Justin Bieber,Kanye West,Lindsay Lohan,Living legend,Michael Douglas,Nicole Kidman,Politicians,Robert Pattison,Rockers and Popstars,Sharon Stone with
January 3, 2011 in
Anderson Cooper,Artists,Ashton Kutcher,Britney Spears,Cougars,Crazy Couples,Fashion,Fashion Victim,Justin Bieber,Lady Gaga,Lindsay Lohan,Lisa Rinna,Paula Abdul,Politicians,Reality Show Stars,Rockers and Popstars,Roues,Russell Brand,Writers with

Josephine Baker will have none of your excuses
The immortal Josephine Baker thinks if your gossip isn’t juicy, it could at least be better-dressed (see Vanessa Hudgens link below).
A New Year’s prayer from Jeff Buckley (raincoaster)
Dear 2010, kiss my ass (Lolebrity)
The Cure for 2010 (Ayyyy)
Strangely, nothing to do with Milton Berle (Manolofood)
Ashton Kutcher, bringer of the apocalypse (AgentBedhead)
What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas, or so we hope (BusyBeeBlogger)
Ugly Sweaters: so 2010. The Look of Today? Ugly Leggings (CeleBitchy)
Shania Twain knows whose bed his boots have been under (CelebritySmack)
But there’s still time, Michelle! (CelebDirtyLaundry)
Bikini Fails of 2010 (CityRag)
Paula Abdul is sotally tober! (DailyStab)
If he were as hot as Russell Brand, he wouldn’t be forced into rehab (Earsucker)
Dear Ex, u got servd, sincerely Lady Gaga (FitFabCeleb)
Lisa Rinna SANS FARDS (GirlsTalkinSmack)
Justin Bieber went slumming for New Year’s (GossipTeen)
Valerie Bertinelli knows how to rock a second wedding dress (HaveUHeard)
Lindsay, the FIRST step is admitting you have a problem (INeedMyFix)
Vanessa Hudgens can’t figure out which end of her pants needs hitching (JustJared)
Kathy Griffin is going to f—– Palin up this year (PerezHilton)
BritBrit to do GQ (PoorBritney)
Bitchy Brits vs Stateside Celebs (PopBytes)
John Stamos cast in Twilight??? (SeriouslyOMG)
You will never look this good in a bikini (TheSkinny)
December 30, 2010 in
Accessory to Crime,Amy Winehouse,Ayyyy!,babies,Celebrity,Charlie Sheen,Cougars,Fashion,Fashion Victim,Jennifer Aniston,Katy Perry,Lindsay Lohan,Living legend,Michael Jackson,Nicole Richie,Old Hollywood,Politicians,Reality Show Stars,Reese Witherspoon,Robert Pattison,Rockers and Popstars,Vintage,Writers with

Autobiography: Good anecdote, bad reality
This, ladies and gentlemen, is a quote for the ages:
“When my mother was about 7, my grandmother locked her in the closet. So, after my mom had been in the closet for about an hour, she asked my grandmother for a glass of water. My grandmother, naturally, said ‘Why?’ and my mother said ‘Because I’ve spit all over your dresses and now I’ve run out of spit and I wanna spit all over your shoes.’ These are the people I hail from.”
— Carrie Fisher
She’s also the author of one of the best opening lines
in history, “I never should have given my phone number to the guy who pumped my stomach.”
Michael Jackson gave me the BEST present (raincoaster)
Who wore it better: a Gareth Pugh model or Godzilla (Ayyyy)
Frank Sinatra vs some pasty vegan (ManoloFood)
Katy Perry won’t admit she has a problem (Lolebrity)
This part is so radioactive they may have to hire Lindsay Lohan (AgentBedhead)
Amy Winehouse was once more ambitious than you (AmyGrindhouse)
RPattz pub candid! (TheBosh)
Reese Witherspoon ups the ante with her exes (BusyBeeBlogger)
This will not end well: fag vs hag (CeleBitchy)
Nicole Richie is no Lilo, yo! (CelebDirtyLaundry)
Times Square is a Snooki-free zone (CelebritySmack)
Xtina has reXamined her approach to FARDS (CityRag)
No Doubt McCartney was thrilled to the core of his being (DailyStab)
Lock up your sperm! It’s time for Dancing with the Professional Uterus (Earsucker)
This has to be the best headline I have seen in WEEKS (GirlsTalkinSmack)
Archie Leach is appalled at this! (HaveUHeard)
Kelly Osbourne is OUT of control (INeedMyFix)
Kate Moss tiptoes her way out of modeling (JustJared)
A Charlie Sheen Christmas (PopBytes)
Coolest Hogwartian casts spell on Disney World (PerezHilton)
Kate Gosselin escapes to Australia to shoot her children (Radar)
Best-dressed heads of state (Styleite)