November 25, 2011 in
Ayyyy!,Cougars,Courtney Love,Fashion Victim with

Courtney Love's left boob makes a break for it
Someone aught to tell poor Courtney that the casting call for the Red Queen is long over. Also that the woman sleeping with the director had it locked up from the beginning. Also, that if you’ve lost so much weight your implants are getting smaller, you need to eat a sammich.
Also, don’t be so shelfish.
October 14, 2011 in
Celebrity,Celebrity Moms,Cougars,Courtney Love,Fashion,Super Fantastic! with

courtney loves it
To tell you the truth, I kind of love it, too. It’s like she was on her way to a drag queen’s funeral, realized it just wasn’t fabulous enough, and stapled some wild turkeys and Shih Tzus around the hips. For Courtney Love, this is an improvement.
February 16, 2011 in
Anne Hathaway,Avril Lavigne,Awards Show,Booze,Britney Spears,Celebrity,Celebrity Dads,Comebacks,Cougars,Courtney Love,Crazy Couples,Emma Watson,Euro,Fashion,Hunks,Punk,Reality Show Stars,Rihanna,Rockers and Popstars,Roues,Scandals,Super Fantastic!,Super Models,Viggo Mortensen with

That's not hot sauce, ladies
His protestations to the contrary, we have conclusive proof that Viggo Mortensen is a Red Wings fan.
And that’s just too gross to explain, even for me.
Wash your mind’s eye out with a Muff Diver shooter (no hands, please!) and a few gossip links:
Zachary Quinto has a message for young people (Lolebrity)
Who won the fashion wars? (Ayyyy)
The St Valentine’s Day Massacre/Roundup (raincoaster)
The most perfect food in the world, in 926 words (ManoloFood)
Charlie Sheen pulls an Edith Piaf (AgentBedhead)
You know, I’d pay good money to watch her in the UFC ring (BusyBeeBlogger)
Tila Tequila has gone Amish on us (CelebDirtyLaundry)
In fairness, I’d snub Avril Lavigne too (CelebritySmack)
Wait till Shia LaBeouf hears about this! (CelebVIPLounge)
I don’t blame him: EVERYONE hates Daleks (CityRag)
Your straight boyfriend will care about this story (DailyStab)
Jessica Simpson is as spontaneous as a NASA rocket launch (Earsucker)
Anne Hathaway wears support hose! (FitFabCeleb)
Celebrity fashion week (GirlsTalkinSmack)
Gosh, Emma Watson, lay off the ‘roids! (GossipTeen)
Lance Armstrong has had more comebacks than Cher (HaveUHeard)
A bunch of Yanks at the Brit Awards, why? (INeedMyFix)
Britney’s leaking! (PoorBritney)
Courtney Love perfects the “Dexedrine-addicted, glamorous auntie” look (PopBytes)
Who invited HER? (TheSkinny)
November 10, 2010 in
Adrien Brody,Anne Hathaway,Bloggers,Britney Spears,Charlie Sheen,Comebacks,Comedians,Conan O/Brien,Cougars,Courtney Love,Fashion,Fashion Victim,Hilary Swank,Jake Gyllenhaal,Julia Roberts,Kanye West,Karl Lagerfeld,Posh Spice,Punk,Rockers and Popstars,Roues,Royalty,Russell Brand,Starlets,Super Models,Taylor Swift,Vivienne Westwood with

Pity, if you will (if you can) the girls past and present of Sir Mick Jagger. For every one that becomes First Lady of France, there’s one that’s gone the publicly humiliating L’Wren Scott/ Georgina Chapman route and foisted a line of unsuitable, unflattering,ill-fitting duds on an unsuspecting public, like this poor, clueless member of the public right here. If I were Julia Roberts and I had to appear in public in that, I, too, would be tempted to bash out my brains right there, center stage.
Cute shoes, though.
Isabella Rossellini fills the convents! (raincoaster)
Parker Posey is no angel either (Ayyyy)
Putin aside temptation (Lolebrity)
Industry Swiftly makes Kanye prOn (AgentBedhead)
Conan O’Brien is a cunning linguist (BusyBeeBlogger)
Adrien Brody is pursued by a succubus from Hell (CelebDirtyLaundry)
Angels get pregnant? (CelebritySmack)
Celebrity hobos (CityRag)
Cojo eulogizes Liz Hurley’s dress (CojoStyle)
Recession fashion tips from Vivienne Westwood (CyberBoris)
Kanye in the Sky with a microphone? (DailyStab)
Anne Hathaway is Jake Gyllenhaal’s guardian angel (EvilBeet)
Don’t EVER touch Charlie Sheen’s watch (Earsucker)
These are your people’s choices (GabbyBabble)
and deliver us from Speidi (GirlsTalkinSmack)
Un-chain Hilary Swank’s heart (GoFugYourself)
A Kardashian is judging you (HaveUHeard)
Russell Brand leaves his wife for Prince Charles (INeedMyFix)
Victoria Beckham and her incubus step out in daylight (JustJared)
Shalit be time for trading places? (Movieline)
The government hates your boss too (PerezHilton)
and in related news, Castro is still alive (PoorBritney)
Before Pee-Wee! (SeriouslyOMG)










October 30, 2010 in
Accessory to Crime,Anne Hathaway,babies,Booze,Britney Spears,Comedians,Cougars,Courtney Love,Dita von Teese,Heidi Montag,Hunks,Jude Law,Lindsay Lohan,Reality Show Stars,Rockers and Popstars,Sarah Jessica Parker,Scandals,Sharon Stone,Starlets with
Oh, even I couldn’t bring myself to make that pun about Dita von Teese, the woman who brought elegance back(?) to the profession of ecdysism. She’s seen here a) schooling Christina Hendricks in how to wear florals and b) launching a super-high-end Cointreau Coffret, which is basically a jewelry box full of booze and two glasses, which is generally the sort of thing I need, so call me, Cointreau. Americans can enter to win it by following the instructions at this link.
And now, to the Halloween-themed gossip links!
Stick it to zombies with this bedtime story for grownups (raincoaster)
Does Sharon Stone bathe in virgin’s blood? (Ayyyy)
Sarah Jessica Parker reeks of the open grave (Lolebrity)
I’m going as this spicy hot stuff for Halloween (ManoloFood)
Welcome your weekend of horror (CelebrityBeehive)
Lindsay Lohan to be saved from fate as flesh-eating monster (AgentBedhead)
Well, that’s ONE way to get a vampire’s attention (BusyBeeBlogger)
Can one of these heros save us? (CeleBitchy)
The sex tape rumour that Will! Not! Die! (CelebDirtyLaundry)
Every Day is Halloween! (CelebritySmack)
Celebrity Halloween treats (CityRag)
I’m sorry, Anne Hathaway, but this is horrifying (CojoStyle)
Kim Kardashian makes the punchlines too easy (DailyStab)
Elizabeth Hasselbeck is not long for this world (DListed)
Damien? (Earsucker)
Hideous corpse walks the Earth, needs pants (EvilBeet)
The year they cancelled Halloween (fourfour)
Zombie Justice for Anna Nicole Smith (GabbyBabble)
The Story That Will Not Die continues (GirlsTalkinSmack)
The Shoes That Will Not Die rise again (HaveUHeard)
Unspeakable golem creature forces human into servitude (INeedMyFix)
Jude Law vs Cthulhu! (JustJared)
The Halloween Hater’s guide (Movieline)
Emma Roberts calls for help! (PerezHilton)
Elusive creature sighted (PoorBritney)










September 21, 2010 in
Artists,Ayyyy!,Booze,Celebrity,Cougars,Courtney Love,Crazy Couples,Crooks,Cute critters,Designers,Dita von Teese,emo,Fashion,Fashion Victim,Has Beens,Heidi Montag,Jailbirds,Jody Foster,John Hamm,Julia Roberts,Katy Perry,Lindsay Lohan,Mel Gibson,Michael Jackson,Paris Hilton,Pets,Rehab,Rihanna,Rockers and Popstars,Scandals,Sports stars,Starlets with
August 27, 2010 in
Athletes,Ayyyy!,Betty White,Beyonce,Billionaires,Comebacks,Cougars,Courtney Love,Daniel Radcliffe,Fashion,Fashion Victim,Federline!,Gerard Butler,Icons,Lindsay Lohan,Mariah Carey,Politicians,Rockers and Popstars,Roues,Royalty,Sports stars with
Yes, Prince Andrew, Duke of York, ex-husband of Fergie, the former Randy Andy, uncle of the two reigning Royal Hunks. These two shots are living proof that the minute they discover golf they begin to go to seed. (side note: feathers are totally in this year)
James Dean has a surprise for Roddy McDowell (Lolebrity)
Barack Obama’s terrorist connections! (raincoaster)
This is beyond(ce) good taste (AgentBedhead)
KFat is back (AmyGrindhouse)
Lindsay Lohan’s got a face for radio (BusyBeeBlogger)
Elizabeth Hurley is full of … hot water? (CeleBitchy)
Happy Birthday, Ginger Nice (CelebrityFashionWatcher)
Mariah is mum (CelebDirtyLaundry)
Best Lilo pun of the week (CityRag)
Bonono (CojoStyle)
Courtney Loves looking smart (GoFugYourself)
also loves her talcum powder! (PerezHilton)
Betty White kicking ass and taking names (HaveUHeard)
Gerard Butler’s bust (INeedMyFix)
Urine time! (IBBB)
Ronaldo is dating Damien from The Omen? (JustJared)
Daniel Radcliffe’s Out Outtakes (PinkIsTheNewBlog)










August 14, 2010 in
Accessory to Crime,Ayyyy!,Bloggers,Booze,Britney Spears,Courtney Love,Euro,Jennifer Aniston,Jennifer Lopez,Kanye West,Karl Lagerfeld,Kate Hudson,Katy Perry,Lady Gaga,Lindsay Lohan,Living legend,Owen Wilson,Paris Hilton,Reality Show Stars,Rihanna,Rockers and Popstars,Starlets with