Ayyyy!

From the rumour mill comes word (and plenty of schadenfreude) that the union of tv personality Star Jones and Al Reynolds has come undone:

Nearly three and half years after they swapped “I dos” at their corporate-sponsored wedding, Star Jones and Al Reynolds are calling it quits. The National Enquirer reports the legal diva sent Al his walking papers a month ago.

A rep for Jones says the report is false, but the Enquirer goes on to say, “They hadn’t been seeing eye to eye for months and had already spent a great deal of time apart,” a friend of the couple told the Enquirer. “Finally, Star decided it was over. She told Al at the end of January that he had 30 days to get his act together or ‘get out.’”…

The Enquirer spoke to another insider who confirmed the breakup and revealed Star’s intention to make it permanent. “Star is planning to divorce Al.” As for reason behind the split, the source added, “I think Star felt Al had spent their marriage riding her success while she did all the heavy lifting. She resented it. Deep down, Star is a very old-fashioned woman who believes a man should support her emotionally, physically and financially. She now believes Al failed her.”

I must admit that this split did not hit me as hard as say, the sudden disintegration of Eddie Murphy’s “symbolic” marriage.  Despite reading about their intoxicatingly sexual connection, I’ve always had the feeling that this couple were mismatched in more ways than one.

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Congratulations to Sean Bean on achieving the big four! Now here’s a guy who doesn’t believe in “third time lucky” or the law of diminishing returns:

Actor Sean Bean has wed for the fourth time.

The 48-year-old Lord Of The Rings star tied the knot with girlfriend Georgina Sutcliffe, 29, at Marylebone Register Office in central London.

The couple originally intended to marry last month but cancelled 24 hours before the big day, citing “personal reasons”.

This time the low-key ceremony went without a hitch.

Sutcliffe wore a pale gold top with a black pencil skirt and carried a simple bouquet of white roses.

Sharpe star Bean was dressed in a navy pinstriped suit.

The small group of guests included the actor’s three daughters from previous relationships.

As for the blushing young bride, she will now have to work hard to gain the acceptance of her new stepdaughters.  It’s not an enviable task but as Meatloaf said (before “I can see paradise by the dashboard light” and after “You took the words out of my mouth”), two out of three ain’t bad!

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