Horse of the Rings

Oh, Viggo. We always knew you loved horses, but we didn’t think you…you know. Neigh means neigh; rein it in!

An exceptional round of captions, ladies, gentlemen, and rowdies of both sexes. The Cat Gods are pleased with your efforts. They have chosen one of you to be the winner!

Grumpy cat and Lil bub

Mike Still August 31, 2013 at 7:28 pm Edit #

W: This reincarnation stuff isn’t so bad.

Dick: Shut up. I still can’t go out in daylight, and I got my nuts cut off too.

Me-OW! Congratulations and kudos to Mike for his purr-fect caption. For his hypothetical prize of virtual splendor we present the Cartier Tiger Bracelet, a one of a kind piece that embodies all that is most glorious about the feline.

Go get ‘em, Tiger!

And just to keep the vibe going, we recommend this awesome piece in the WSJ on the making of one of these bracelets, and this astonishing Cartier ad, with an estimated cost of production of $4 million. That’s a lotta scratch!

This week’s Internet Cat Video Festival in Minneapolis saw the meeting of two of the greatest superstars of our time: Grumpy Cat and Lil Bub. This historic occasion is naturally of keen interest to celebrity-watchers everywhere, so we grabbed one of the commemorative photos and present it here for your captioning. Do your best/worst in the comments section for fabulous, completely imaginary prizes!

Grumpy cat and Lil bub

Menswear dog

All hail Menswear Dog, the slickest Shiba Inu who ever promenaded in human clothing. His owners Dave Fung and Yena Kim have given him his own Tumblr fashion blog, with actual designer clothing featured. I love the March 14 look; it’s just so 90′s. This dog has more cool than any bony, greased-up Prada model, and we bet he’s more fun to play with, too.

Croc vs Alligator

It has begun! At last, a war with no moral ambiguity whatsoever!

Jeremy Renner=Grumpycat

This is a brilliant piece of catsting!

Queen and Dorgis

Well, actually these aren’t corgis. They’re the corgi/dachshund cross that resulted from the time Princes Margaret’s dachsie got his freak on with one of the Queen’s bitches. Still cute though, and just in time for SunDog!

This terrifying apparition left most of you speechless, but we do have a couple of good entries. As always, there could be only one winner.

Celine Dion

dr nic August 24, 2012 at 4:02 pm

In an attempt to attract a bigger following, the Easter Bunny has decided to cash in on Santa’s game and carry toys to give out with the candy.

Congrats and imaginary swag to dr nic! For the hypothetical trophy of virtual glory, we hereby present this, the world’s most expensive Easter Bunny from Harrods.

Gold Bunny