Ayyyy!

Time to disclose the celebrityt owners of the doggies in Monday/Tuesday’s puzzle corner:

1. Tori Spelling - Mimi La Rue (pug)
2. Orlando Bloom - Sidi (Saluki mix)
3. Selma Blair - Wink (Jack Russell terrier mix)
4. Jessica Simpson - Daisy (maltipoo)
5. Mischa Barton - Ziggy (Tibetan spaniel)
6. Jennifer Aniston - Dolly (German shepherd)
7. Martha Stewart - Francesca (French bulldog) and Paw Paw (chow chow)
8. Jake Gyllenhaal - Atticus Finch (German shepherd mix) and Boo Radley (puggle)
9. Jennifer Garner - Martha Stewart (laborador retriever)
10. Fran Drescher - Esther (pomeranian)

Well done, Jennie for a sterling 8/10!  We doff our hats to your knowledge of celebrity petdom. Thanks to everyone else for your responses and sharing your own experiences!  And now, here is a celebrity couple who could really use a seeing-eye dog or two:

Support Orama! (Orama08)

Rehabilitate ‘08! (Derober)

Puppy Bowl! (WithMalice)

Uneasy Riders: Brad Pitt vs Tom Cruise (Defamer)

Canadian celebrity gossip blogging smackdown! (Gawker)

Sam Lufti is no René Angelil! (Jezebel)

Smells like…Holy Spirit! (MoonbeamMcqueen)

What’s new for Old Spice Girls (AgentBedhead)

Tom Jones insures his chestrug for seven mill (CelebritySmack)

Angelina Jolie was sperminated the old-fashioned way (Celebitchy)

Nicole Richie’s big win over Christina Aguilera (Gabsmash)

TomKat’s latest project (HolyCandy)

Halle Berry’s babydaddy is prettier than you, her (DailyStab)

John Mayer rocks the Borat nutsack bathing suit (WeLoveCelebs)

Lindsay Lohan’s loose lips (HollywoodBackwash)

Viggo’s (fashion) Promises (GoFugYourself)

Milo Ventimiglia is not amused (ImNotObsessed)

I’m not quite sure what happened overnight (server rendered incapacitated by sight of John Travolta’s badger pelt?)  but here is Monday’s puzzle corner again.

Carefully study this fabulous array of four legged creatures and tell me which celebrities own them.  Answers to be put up on Thursday morning. Thank you for your patience!

Tom Cruise is subdued at the Saggies (AgentBedhead)

Tom Cruise’s Wehrmacht ID (FrontierEditor)

John Travolta checks out the competition (Defamer)

Did you know: Without Scientology, you’re dead! (Mollygood)

Teh LOLcats h8 Scientology (raincoaster)

Amy Winehouse’s widower-to-be can hardly wait! (CelebritySmack)

Worst-dressed at the SAGGIES (Yeeeeah)

Pete Doherty loves teh kittehs (Dlisted)

Justin Timberlake is bringing the Ewok back (DerekHail)

Beckham’s boyzilian (Towelroad)

Perennially Possibly Pregnant Angie rocks the muumuu (TheBlemish)

Certifiably Insane Bjork rocks the Marushka Doll in Vegas look (BestWeekEver)

Debra Messing rocks like an Egyptian (WebstersIsMyBitch)

Jamie-Lynn Spears is hard-partying, baby-making (CelebWarship)

Kiefer! Kiefer! Kiefer! Donald! Donald! Donald! (Celebitchy)

Paris Hilton goes to a lesbian club, leaves with Brittney Gastineau (EvilBeet)

Kate Beckinsale’s pussy was on fire (HolyCandy)

Hayden Panettiere saves the whales! (ImNotObsessed)

Mischa Barton brings a Yeti back from Sundance (DailyStab)

New Kids On The starting Block? Or Not? (PerezHilton)

Your gossip blog unicorn chaser: St. George the Divine (GoFugYourself)

Ever wanted to share clothes with your nearest and dearest? Introducing the dual-purpose bejewelled lady collar and puppy cloak for owner and pet.  One size fits all.

Amidst the recent deluge of celebrity babies, spare a thought for Nuremberg Zoo’s new arrival, barely a month old.  It’s a turbulent time to be entering the world but hang in there little one, soon the writers’ strike will end and there will be something decent to watch on tv. 

“OMG, a police raid! Quick, wipe that stuff off your snout and flush it all down the toilet!”

“Awwww maaan! Now I’ll have to do another month in fake rehab. I hope they provide me with a personal shopper this time round.”

Because you know the real thing would have contracted herpes and have had to be put down.

There was no purloining of expensive designer coats but nonetheless the celebrations were as splashy as only a celebrity can do:

The world-famous polar bear Knut turned one on Wednesday and polished off a giant fish cake at a birthday party in Berlin Zoo that was broadcast live on German television in a testimony to his star status.

Hundreds of children gathered at the zoo, some with birthday cards for the bear that became a tourist magnet after he was rejected by his mother and rescued from her cage by a keeper a year ago.

And from this telling passage, we are also able to draw some arresting parallels between two past-their-prime celebrities whose birthdays fall in the same week:

But the rush to see the bear slowed as he began to put on weight and lost his cute looks. Knut now weighs a hefty 115 kilogrammes (253 pounds) and is no longer snow white.

As school children serenaded him on Wednesday, N-TV television news channel remarked that the crowds of visitors for his birthday were now an exception, reminiscent of the old days.

“In the case of this redneck’s five-month old joey, you are….NOT the father!”

“I KNEW IT!!! I KNEW IT!!! *does cartwheels* I knew that ho had been sleepin’ around! Dat baby dun look nuthin’ like me!”

“NOOOOOOO!!! *rolls into fetal position* NOOOOO!!!! I was 1327% sure he was my baby daddy!”

RIP, Big Martha (FromScratch)

What the stars are mouthing silently (TheLiteraryPursuit)

Today in Job Satisfaction News: Paris Hilton imitator sick of Paris Hilton too! (AgentBedhead)

Mike Tyson does the pokey hokey-pokey. You put your right cross in, you take your right cross out… (GabbyBabble)

Heidi Montag cute, stacked, delusional (FatbackAndCollards)

Dennis Quaid’s babies overdosed! (HolyCandy)

Pamela Anderson is exquisite, corpse-like, strangely tentacled (GalleryOfTheAbsurd)

Kate Moss stays classy, threatens Sienna Miller at a drunken party (FemaleFirst)

Ben- congratulates -Nnifer on her pregnancy (CelebritySmack)

Munchkins get their star (Popbytes)

Interspecies compassion (CityRag)

Lachey is back, biotches! (DailyStab)

Beyonce’s booty is back (GoFugYourself)

Johnny Depp sings the hits of the Seventies: the Eighteen-Seventies! (EvilBeet)

Will Ferrell has a murder-boner (FunnyOrDie)

The Bachelor stays single (Defamer)

Audience freakouts are Oprah’s Favorite Thing (Jezebel)

Yet another angle on the Jen vs Angie thing! Isn’t that so last year? (HuffPo)

Dear Rachel Bilson, quit stalking me (Craigslist)

How quickly the cute and charming cubs of yesteryear mature into seemingly loutish brutes, content to indulge in the bloated excesses of celebrity life.