No job is too difficult for this crew, as long as you don’t ask these guys to rescue a cat stuck in a tree.

Because some days you’ve just got to take it easy.

Celebrity Dad Faceoff: Lawrence Olivier vs Tyrone Power (TeenyManolo)

Arrested Development movie released on bail (AgentBedhead)

Jayden James is no hillbilly, y’all! (CeleBitchy)

Big Brother is watching… (CelebritySmack)

McDreamy flies his 70′s colours (PopSugar)

Barbara Walters announces her interview Wish List (DailyStab)

Most Fascinating of 2008? (MollyGood)

Dear Holiday Season… (IBBB)

PuppycamMania continues (BusyBeeBlogger)

Angelina must have lost a nanny (CelebrityDirtyLaundry)

Jennifer Lopez’s secret Brangelina rivalry (ImNotObsessed)

It’s a transgendered vagina, not a clown car (CandyKirby)

Billy Ray Cyrus has second thoughts about stage parenting (Defamer)

and tells his daughter to get high (Websters)

Neverland is Michael Jacksons Nevermore (E!Online)

My milkshake brings all the links to the blog, and keeps ‘em coming back for more. I think it’s the heroin I put in it.

Speaking of which, remember that Pete Doherty guy? (AgentBedhead)

Jayden James escapes California, only to be incarcerated (CelebWarship)

BritTwit says he’s feeling better, though (TheRealBritney on Twitter)

Our public intellectuals aren’t what they used to be (CeleBitchy)

Rod Stewart, the Pete Doherty of 1973 (CelebritySmack)

Mischa Barton is really overdue for a waxing (CelebrityDirtyLaundry)

Evan Rachel Wood will have you know she is not desperate (DailyStab)

Lamest “Child Star Gone Bad” story in history (Defamer)

John Travolta, the eternal straight man (WWTDD)

Which Emanuel brother are you? (Wonkette)

Taradise Lost: is celebrity hedonism over? (Gawker)

RIP Gus (DListed)

Not even Kate Moss looks good in that (PopSugar)

It must be Miley Cyrus’ personality, yeah, that’s it! (IBBB)

Katy Perry overshares her monthly cycle (CandyKirby)

Taylor Swift has perfect 70′s hair (ImNotObsessed)

Gisele Bundchen has perfect 80′s everything (JustJared)

as does Cindy Crawford (Websters)

Secret Service code names for the Obama family (Jossip)

Erik Estrada scalped Simon Cowell!!!!! (SeriouslyOMG)

Both decked out in black and white for a public appearance, except one wants to lead while the other just wants to feed.

The intimate conversations between man and his doggie friend are a sacred thing, often a mystery to outsiders.  What sweet nothings can you imagine are being whispered here?
(a) “I have to say, you are a little too perfect for my liking”
(b) “Guess what I heard about the new Jonas dog? They found out he was covered all over in ticks! How scandalous!”
(c) “What’s that Lassie? The entire US financial sector has fallen down a well?”
(d) “Please tell me you are also secretly excited about Beverly Hills Chihuahua“

It was THAT kind of day.

Charo needz ur luv (Lolebrity)

The Bride of Wildenstein walks among us! (SeriouslyOMG)

Lindsay Lohan can’t walk, but she sure can throw a punch! (IBBB)

Mariah’s doggy don’t (DListed)

George Takei’s wedding picture (Websters)

It’s the Beverly Hills Chihuahua premiere, bitch (BWE)

Blaaaaaaake, Incarcerated, turns down freedom (CeleBitchy)

Brad Pitt will haXXor ur az, n00b! (Reuters)

It’s Brangelina’s world. We just blog in it (DailyStab)

Will Smith still down with Xenu (HuffPo)

Even Sienna Miller’s fans hate her (AgentBedhead)

Amy Poehler leaving SNL (CelebritySmack)

Tilda Swinton’s homelife remarkably deprived (HolyMoly)

Crusty, upper-clawss Brit Madonna may perhaps not be a Republican (Defamer)

The Sarah Palin baby name generator! (PolitTskTskTsk)

Madonna sez: how was what? (CandyKirby)

Kevin Federline celebrates his sons’ birthdays in style. In absentia (Mollygood)

Is Britney taking candy from strangers? (JustJared)

Kief is the Chief (UKPopSugar)

I like to have a Martini
I like three, at most
After three I’m under the table
After four, I’m under the host!
Dorothy Parker

Sienna Miller, superhero! (Lolebrity)

Janet Jackson appears to believe she’s one as well (JustJared)

It’s Pink Shirt Day! (TeenyManolo)

Mischa Mouse debuts as designer (CelebuWreck)

This Brit makes an ass of herself (AgentBedhead)

Congratulations to Miss Tara Reid on her engagement (CelebritySmack)

Congratulations to Miss Samantha Ronson on her engagement (HolyMoly)

Petra Nemcova congratulates Kelly Osbourne on her skirt made entirely of disco shirts (DailyStab)

Jennifer Aniston and Brad Pitt reunited? (GabbyBabble)

Jessica Alba’s BDSM PSA (EvilBeet)

Harriet Carter lingerie day, yay! (IBBB)

Katy Perry, novelty stripper in a toddler costume (Websters)

Ashton Kutcher on the bathroom habits of the billionaires (POTP)

Is it hot in here or is it just me? (AprilWinchell)

Betsey Johnson is SO STOKED for Talk Like A Pirate Day (GoFugYourself)

La WHA? (CrunkAndDisorderly)

Bears invade LA! (CandyKirby)

The secret history of the Obama pig (Defamer)

Anne Hathaway is no longer a receiver of stolen goods (TheSmokingGun)

When you’ve struck out everywhere else… (SeriouslyOMG)

The Brohawk, in its native environment (Radar)

Aaaargh I’m so sick of it! All. The. Bloody. Time. I’m telling you, the next wiseguy who asks me if I’m a good listener…

Dude, I know. I totally know how you feel.