February 23, 2012 in
Celebrity,Celebrity Dads,Comedians,Daniel Radcliffe,Hunks with
Over at the DailyDot I’ve gotten the job of supplying the Morning GIF every weekday, and many and varied are the delights of the GIFosphere. Not infrequently I find one that is intrinsically delightful, yet unsuited for the Dot through no fault of its own, and in that category is this truly faultless set of animated (extremely animated!) DanRads.

Have Kids Daniel1

Have Kids Daniel2

Have Kids Daniel3

Have Kids Daniel4
Ladies, please form an orderly line to the right.
July 8, 2011 in
Daniel Radcliffe,Emma Watson,Helena Bonham Carter,Super Fantastic! with
Forget Cool, Barbarino; in the 21st Century, we’re all about the Swag.
What is Swag? This:

Emma Watson swag
And This: or rather, And This, Bitches:

Helena Bonham Carter Swag
Happy Harry Potter Premiere Day, homies!

Harry Potter brings the swag to first year
April 30, 2011 in
Caption Contest,Daniel Radcliffe with
Do what you do best in the comments section.

Sup dude?
April 28, 2011 in
Ayyyy!,Beyonce,Blake Lively,Booze,Daniel Radcliffe,Fashion,Fashion Victim,John Hamm,Justin Timberlake,Katie Holmes,Lady Gaga,Megan Fox,Politicians,Reality Show Stars,Renee Zellweger,Robert Pattison,Rockers and Popstars with

Robert Pattinson attempts to bring back the Reagan Brown Suit
Oh dear god. Sweet jeebus. Normally, I kind of love RPattz: he looks like he would have an unfortunate tang if it were a warm day, something like the bottom of a pub ashtray, but normally he’s just crazy enough to keep it interesting, unlike his co-stars (Tai the elephant excepted: if she’s good enough for Banksy, she’s good enough for me). But while he may have been talked into wearing this diarrhea-coloured monstrosity on the general principle that “a suit is dressy” a significant part of me hopes that halfway through a beer-laden schnitzelfest he ripped it in pieces and ran down the cobblestones naked and cackling. If he didn’t, please don’t inform me.
Now I am going to drown my sorrows with a Boilermaker or ten and some gossip links.
Tiling tigers: trippy! (raincoaster)
Bling it on! Talk about an accessory to crime! (Ayyyy)
Sunday food porn: Canadian Content chez Timmy’s (ManoloFood)
Renee Zellweger’s smile secret (Lolebrity)
Beach Reads: everyone’s dirty secret (Crasstalk)
Ozzy Osbourne loses it. Who knew he’d ever found it in the first place? (AgentBedhead)
Lady Gaga’s Truth or Dare! (BusyBeeBlogger)
Robert Pattinson blah blah OH MY GOD NOT A BROWN SUIT!!!! (CelebDirtyLaundry)
Pink and a half! (CelebritySmack)
A grizzly (mama) look at Julianne Moore as Sarah Palin (CelebrityVIPLounge)
My Big, Cheap Royal Wedding pictures (FreakingNews)
Sadly, neither were hurt in the attack (DailyStab)
But she IS addicted to Kabbalah water! (EarSucker)
Survivor recap included because that guy is HOT! (FitFabCeleb)
Justin Timberlake will not beFriendWithBenefit you (GirlsTalkinSmack)
Blake Lively sees red (HaveUHeard)
The trailer is out for the Final Harry Potter movie (HollywoodHiccups)
Beyonce Scrooged 70 people this Christmas (INeedMyFix)
Jillian Michaels’ ass-ironing secrets (MathewGuiver)
A thousand bucks does not include Britney (PoorBritney)
The Jersey Shore is replicating!!! (PopBytes)
Jon Hamm admires the view (Swoonworthy)
Now, if only we could get the REST of her to vanish as well (TheSkinnyChic)
April 5, 2011 in
Amy Winehouse,Athletes,Britney Spears,Charlie Sheen,Christina Aguilera,Cute critters,Daniel Radcliffe,Guess the Celebrity,Hunks,Icons,Justin Bieber,Keanu Reeves,Lindsay Lohan,Mystery Guest,Nicole Kidman,Reality Show Stars,Rockers and Popstars,Sarah Jessica Parker,Sports stars,Starlets,Suri Cruise,Tara Reid,Taylor Swift with
Yes, it’s another round of “Guess the Celebrity(and let’s see if it takes you more than fifteen minutes this time).”

Mystery Flapper is where Karl Lagerfeld stole his fan?
Guesses in the comments, and while you’re pondering, I suggest you enjoy a tasty and nutritious Strawberry Flapper and some gossip links:
The most epic post in the history of epicosity! (raincoaster)
Brando prepares for his greatest role (ManoloFood)
Lindsay Lohan SANS FARDS (Ayyyy)
Harry Potter and the Slash of Fandom (Lolebrity)
Nicole Kidman’s been swallowed by a python (AgentBedhead)
And her baby is all, “Wasn’t SATC ten years ago? Whatever, Mom.” (BusyBeeBlogger)
So does three quarters of Louisiana, but that won’t make it happen (CelebDirtyLaundry)
Xtina has the hiccups (CelebDirtyLaundry)
OH MY GOD I AM SUDDENLY SO HAPPY AND DUMB. AND HAPPY!!!1!! (DailyStab)
Won’t you spare a thought for the poor reality show millionaires? (EarSucker)
What Beaker Saw (cannot be unseen, I warned you!) (FitFabCeleb)
No, Justin, that’s not what she meant by the Burning Bush (GirlsTalkinSmack)
Kirstie Alley not immune to gravity (HaveUHeard)
L. Ron Jr is five! (HollywoodHiccups)
Amy Winehouse put a ring on it (INeedMyFix)
The Oddest Couple (MathewGuiver)
Then she took some gigolo to Disneyland (PoorBritney)
Garey Busey almost gets Meatloafed (PopBytes)
I don’t know who this is, but I want it (SwoonWorthy)
Tara Reid still clinging to life, relevance (TheSkinny)
On the other hand, how much do most 90-year-olds make? (TheSkinnyChic)
March 28, 2011 in
Bloggers,Booze,Chefs,Christina Aguilera,Cute critters,Daniel Radcliffe,Has Beens,Hunks,Icons,Lady Gaga,Literati,Madonna,Rihanna,Rockers and Popstars,Roues,Super Fantastic!,Who Wore It Better?,Writers,WTF? with
February 19, 2011 in
Accessory to Crime,American Idol,Blake Lively,Brad Pitt,Britney Spears,Daniel Radcliffe,Designers,Gwen Stefani,Gwyneth Paltrow,Hairy Situations,Joan Collins,Justin Bieber,Kardashian,Lady Gaga,Living legend,Louboutin,Mariah Carey,Nicole Richie,Rockers and Popstars,Shoes,Starlets with
Christian Louboutin has a lot to answer for (for which to answer? Whatever) in particular these heinosities for both sexes:
For Gentlemen:

This Louboutin demonstrates what men think of as "spikes"
And for the Ladies:

To Lady Gaga, these are just fluffy
Now, I’m sorry.
No, I’m not.
But these BOTH look like either two people suffering from EPIC plantar warts (isn’t it nice they found each other? I bet the romcom would star Jennifer Aniston and Ben Stiller, and be nearly as painful as the disease) OR they were lovingly hand-crafted in an Italian atelier from the intimate membranes of a Stegosaurus with history’s worst case of genital warts.
Having planted that lovely thought in your head, I’ll now degrade you further with todays corny links.
Britney Spears is corny (Lolebrity)
Just say YES to creamed corn and ketchup with this delicacy (Manolofood)
“Evergreen” is still the top kernel of corn (raincoaster)
Joan Collins’ liquor is a little more rarefied (ayyyy)
Gaga’s brains are totally frittata (AgentBedhead)
Chris CORNell (BusyBeeBlogger)
Duelling cornballs, nobody wins! (CelebDirtyLaundry)
Bagel-to-Perogy communications perfected (DippedInCream)
Kingston’s just a niblet off the ol’ cob (CelebritySmack)
What the Adele? Isn’t WalMart too cornepone? (CelebVIPLounge)
Elisabetta Corn-all-ass (CityRag)
Aw, shucks, Canada’s hottest export returns! (DailyStab)
Gaga’s husky voice comes from the Whiskey Yoga Diet (GirlsTalkinSmack)
I always forget which one is Korny (FitFabCeleb)
Bieber creamed! (SeriouslyOMG)
Daniel Radcliffe is all Aw Shucks (CeleBitchy)
She’s a niblet, and shrinking! (TheSkinny)
Nice stalks! (GossipTeen)
Is that a corncob in your pocket, Brad, or??? (HaveUHeard)
Simon Cowell is picking Canada’s best crop of niblets (INeedMyFix)
If Gwyneth Paltrow is a vegan, does that make her a cannibal? (AmyGrindhouse)
Britney got her silks combed (PoorBritney)
Sui, Sui, pig, pig, pig (PopBytes)
Mariah’s ready to pop (EvilBeet)
November 24, 2010 in
Accessory to Crime,Booze,Charlie Sheen,Clive Owen,Daniel Radcliffe,Designers,Has Beens,Hats,Hunks,Icons,Jessica Alba,John Galliano,Justin Bieber,Old Hollywood,Paris Hilton,Rockers and Popstars,Royalty,Super Fantastic!,Versace with

Well, I’ve pulled my second all-nighter in a week and it’s only Wednesday. Not only is it Wednesday, but a little bird called Twitter told me it’s #WhiskeyWednesday and the new Harry Potter movie is out, and that means that as soon as this all-night diner can rustle me up something warming I’m having a coffee with a double Fireball and then conking out while the rest of you are all working. Salut! Happy hump day! Here is a picture of Paul Newman in a floppy hat, demonstrating once again that the beautiful can get away with things mere mortals cannot.
John Galliano’s unholy ambition (Ayyyy)
Harold, Kumar, Team America World Police, and your daily civics lesson (raincoaster)
2 girls, 1 cup, 1 Chaplin (Lolebrity)
Unspeakable horror aboard a shipwreck! (ManoloFood)
Baby put in corner, survives to triumph (AgentBedhead)
Clive Owen, looking pretty (BusyBeeBlogger)
and you, madam, are NO David Bowie (CeleBitchy)
Justin Bieber in Playboy? (CelebDirtyLaundry)
I think this is a steampunk jeweled zombie dress? (CelebritySmack)
Don’t Tattoo the Hoff! (CityRag)
But HOW do you love a man in a wetsuit? (CojoStyle)
They’ve always seemed Sketchy to me (DailyStab)
Yes, we have socialized B-lister protection (DListed)
Charlie Sheen also reads Playboy for the articles (Earsucker)
Give that monster a cookie! And a job! (EvilBeet)
My invitation must be lost in the mail (GabbyBabble)
Hopefully this means she’ll be “acting” less (GirlsTalkinSmack)
Daniel Radcliffe actually IS Harry Potter (HaveUHeard)
Versace de-sexifies, rolls over in grave (INeedMyFix)
But seriously, how do you parody Nicki Minaj? (PerezHilton)
and Paris Hilton carries her Thanksgiving entree to the pantry (PopBytes)
Brendan Fraser in “Homeless or Hipster?” (SeriouslyOMG)









