Harry Potter and the crack pipe of doom? (Defamer)

Amy Winehouse is grounded! (DListed)

Mary-Kate sips around (PopSugar)

Can you give David Beckham a hand? (AgentBedhead)

Tatum O’Neil experiences the cruel and relentless beatdown of Rich White People’s Justice (CeleBitchy)

Pete Wentz is Out (CelebritySmack)

Celebrity sideboob (CityRag)

Angelina Jolie is normal (DailyStab)

Cynthia Nixon looking rather fiercer than usual (EvilBeet)

Get into Dita von Teese’s lingerie (BusyBeeBlogger)

Lindsay Lohan and Lily Allen to collaborate, end up killing each other (CelebWarship)

Michael Lohan: the shallow end of the gene pool speaks! (ImNotObsessed)

Is Naomi Watts pregnant again? (Us)

Every Leftie’s dream: torturing Christopher Hitchens (Gawker)

Rush Limbaugh will never go hungry (Mollygood)

Zac Efron is so hardcore (JustJared)

Brits Gone Wild (AgentBedhead)

Dolph Lundgren ar happy 2 c u (Lolebrity)

Guess who’s up for a super soaking? ( ImNoObsessed)

Vegan smackdown: Pamela Anderson vs everyone (CelebritySmack)

Miley Cyrus 7 Things (DailyStab)

Give It To Me (ImNotObsessed)

David Beckham is a wanker (DListed)

Quantum of Cyrus (Defamer)

Quantum of Solace trailer (EvilBeet)

The blogging addiction claims another life (CandyKirby)

Prince Harry goes commando (GabbyBabble)

Jessica Biel succumbs to Myspace (JustJared)

Broadway on strike! (PerezHilton)

Lohan’s girlfriend’s brother turns down the opportunity of a lifetime (CeleBitchy)

Trump dumps Hathaway (MSNBC)

Fame has an expiry date (Mollygood)

Paris Hilton and The Pope star in: The Odd Couple (AgentBedhead)(link challenger)

Steve Guttenberg ar not haz-bean! (Lolebrity)

Marcrida Patterson in When Underwear Attacks! (CelebritySmack)

Taco Bell presents 50 Cent in Guess Who’s Coming to Dinner (DailyStab)

Desperate Craigslister in Bringing Up Baby (CandyKirby)

Eddie Murphy in Daddy Daycare! Oh, he already was? (ImNotObsessed)

Will Smith in…WHAT????? (SeriouslyOMG)

Amy Winehouse in The Hospital (Mollygood)

Meg Ryan in The Time Machine (IBBB)

My Fair Fugly (GoFugYourself)

Jamie-Lynn Spears in Labour Pains! (Websters)

Jamie-Lynn’s babydaddy in Pun Flew Over the Cuckoo’s Nest (PerezHilton)

David Beckham in The Illusionist (Yeeeeah)

The five unsexiest movies about sex (Spout)

Charlotte Church in The Club (CelebWarship)

Piers Morgan in Gold Diggers of 2008 (CeleBitchy)

Britney Spears(?) and David Hasselhoff in Bosom Buddies (GenosWorld)

A Dallas Cowboy’s struggle to adopt (BlackCelebrityKids)

Blake Lively h8s kritikz (Lolebrity)

Seal busts an illegal Nicole Richie move (GabbyBabble)

David Beckham is stuffed into his Armani briefs (PopSugar)

Diddy discusses manscaping (CandyKirby)

Jennifer Lopez gives a performance for autistic kids (ImNotObsessed)

Sienna Miller rocks the Carwash Cabaret look (JustJared)

Miley Cyrus gets a namecheck in the R Kelly trial (Crunk&Disorderly)

Pete Doherty does TOO know how to bathe (AgentBedhead)

Jack Black, the Doctor Frankenstein of breakfast cereal (DailyStab)

Gisele makes the Mischa mistake (CelebritySmack)

One dog down, one to go (People)

Jodie Foster loses her sh*t (TheBosh)

Kiera Knightly is a bobblehead (Websters)

American Idol loser is airport terrorist? (IBBB)

Mickey Rourke, testicle inspector (Yeeeeah)

How to date an Olsen (Defamer)

The Amy Winehouse Well Duh (CelebrityDirtyLaundry)

Brangelina is insatiable! (CelebrityBabyScoop)

Britney’s with Jamie-Lynn for the birth while Dad is selling her house (CeleBitchy)

The Hoff hassled to the tune of $25,000 per month Hasselmony (USAToday)

Vince Vaughn is the Flabby Flasher of Griffith Park (CelebSlam)

Akon guilty of criminal assault on the truth with intent to blow smoke up your ass (AgentBedhead)

Hollywood selling out (no, that’s not a tautology) (Derober)

The jailbird diaries of Pete Doherty (HolyMoly)

Britney’s Total Fitness? Somewhere between couch potato and Basset Hound (TheBlemish)

America’s Next Top Flight Attendant? (IBBB)

Gossip Wars: attack of the necroporn pimps! (Defamer)

Who is this “Dalai Lama” of whom you speak? (Gawker)

Scientology vs the Little Guy, round N+1 (XenuTV)

Naomi Campbell shuts barn door, gazes wistfully after horse (CelebritySmack)

Get M-K O’s look! Then, presumably, get much-needed corrective lenses (CircusHour)

Ashlee Simpson just isn’t worth it (DListed)

Cameron Diaz issues statement about the death of her father (CeleBitchy)

Johnny Depp will never work with Renee Zellweger again as long as he lives (DailyStab)

Blake, Incarcerated, Forgotten (TheSun)

Scarface (GabbyBabble)

Putin’s poontang  (BittenAndBound)

Victoria Beckham’s Pink Taco is 34? (JustJared)

The Hoff knows the mighty power of an 8 1/2 by 11 (Defamer)

Kimberly Stewart wears possibly the ugliest shoes the universe has ever seen (TheRadReport)

Katie needs a raise! (BittenAndBound)

Lindsay Lohan will NOT assume the missionary position (Yeeeeah)

David Beckham says his prayers (TheBlemish)

Jennifer Aniston’s Miss Havisham decorating scheme (POTP)

A little bit country, a little bit hip-hop, a LOT batshiat insane (ImNotObsessed)

Kelly Osborne, unmasked! (LARagMag)

Gentlemen, start your engines: Emma Watson is legal (Derober)

Tom Cruise will do anything for Becks, even endure soccer (DailyStab)

Mary-Kate Olsen celebrates New Year’s in April. Also, apparently, Halloween (JustJared)

Britney’s comeback plan (PinkIsTheNewBlog)

Pete Doherty maintains personal hygiene in prison  (AgentBedhead)

Brangelina is a contraceptive (CeleBitchy)

Shirley Manson is a grown-up (CelebritySmack)

Tilda Swinton just as strange as imagined (CircusHour)

Liveblogging Sex with Sue (CandyKirby)

Gwyneth Paltrow is an alien (GoFugYourself)

RIP PawPaw (Gawker)

Pete’s in the pokey (AgentBedhead)

Amy Winehouse is a wigger (Yeeeeah)

Wigger, please. Benji Madden’s blackface birthday (ImNotObsessed)

Top Ten most hated people on the internet (Radar)

Stars in their eyes, parole in their futures: top 25 child stars (Defamer)

Nobody puts Swayze in the corner (CeleBitchy)

Tom Cruise’s Village People connection (HollywoodOffender)

Naomi Campbell is black, beautiful, bitchy, and banned (TheBlemish)

Bai Ling is Grand Fug Champion, 2008 (GoFugYourself)

War of the Worlds 2 starring John Travolta and not at all insane Tom Cruise (CelebritySmack)

Christina Aguilera’s peeled pool party profanity (GenosWorld)

Jessica Simpson finds her dream man (Websters)

The inexorable return of Corey Haim (SeriouslyOMG)

90210 2.0 (CircusHour)

I Ken Lee: a YouTube superstar is born (TheManolo)

Brian Atene: a YouTube superstar returns (YouTube)

Kate Beckinsale’s Kiefer Sutherland fantasy (DailyStab)

David Beckham has been a bad, bad boy (JustJared)

I lost a bet! (TheBlemish)

Seal (angrily) seeks bukkit (GabbyBabble)

Who wore it best: Nicky Hilton or your grandma’s parlour? (CircusHour)

Oprah’s image in a million little pieces (Defamer)

Boondock Saints resurrected (AgentBedhead)

Survivor Micronesia recap–Help fight Ostenoperosis (RealityTVTalk)

South Park stops blaming Canada, starts blaming Britney instead (CelebritySmack)

Meet Kirstin Davis in person (GoneHollywood)

Liev Schreiber half nekkid! (JustJared)

Johnny Depp, shorn! (SeriouslyOMGWTF)

Demon Barber of Wilshire Blvd also attacks David Beckham (ASocialiteLife)

Scariest Celebrity Faces (Cityrag)

America’s Next Top Bitchfight (I’mBringingBloggingBack)

Winona Ryder can’t even afford to shoplift from Rodeo Drive anymore! (Celebitchy)

Shia LaBoeuf pleads not guilty to charge of being smokin’ hot (Popsugar)

Hannah Montana is killing babies! (Ecorazzi)

Kate Moss dances on Jim Morrison’s grave (HollywoodRag)

Charlize Theron’s zygotes are ready for action (ImNotObsessed)

The Mariah Carey Purity Quiz (PollsBoutique)

Suicide chez Mel Gibson (DailyStab)

Orlando Bloom is extreme (Fitceleb)

George Clooney’s manhood-enhancing cosmetic surgery (CelebrityCosmeticSurgery)