Ayyyy!

Fake Posh … but I repeat myself (AgentBedhead)

Carson Daly is a scary scab (Mollygood)

Steve Carell, master of suave (SplashNewsOnline)

Hayden Panettiere starts a Used Panty club (Defamer)

The Fabio/George Clooney peace talks (Radar)

Kirsten Dunst is Kelly Slater’s latest rent-a-blonde (Dlisted)

Mary-Kate Olsen does the fetal homeless girl look (DrunkenStepfather)

Britney is late, not pregnant (Popsugar)

Britney has a messy house with a not-so-secret sex room (HolyCandy)

Jake Gyllenhaall will play legendary sex symbol Joe Namath (but is there a nude Cosmo spread in the contract? That’s what WE want to know!) (ASocialitesLife)

Becks blogs (PerezHilton)

in rehab news: the Wino Watch begins… (TheMeatScale)

Kelly Osborne grows up, cleans up real good (GoFugYourself)

Johnny Depp gives Vanessa Paradis a punny present (ImNotObsessed)

Thank GOD Paris Hilton prefers pantyhose to stockings (CelebritySmack)

Kate Moss sleeps rough, REALLY rough (SondraKiStan)

Calling all nerds: Trek Needs YOU! (AgentBedhead)

Holy Stalker, Batman: Conan O’Brian’s got a priest on his tail (CelebritySmack)

Britney’s drug no-show total (TheBlemish)

Buy Lindsay Lohan’s old stuff on eBay (CityRag)

Tom Cruise, babysnatcher! (Defamer)

JLo IS preggo, yo. Toldja so! (DailyStab)

Mickey Rourke is busted. I mean arrested. (HolyCandy)

Amy Winehouse is raided! (DListed)

The Paris Hilton Happy Holidays card (GalleryOfTheAbsurd)

Carrie Underwood is just rubbing Faith Hill’s face in it now (PopOnThePop)

Keith Urban and Nicole Kidman clean up real good (GoFugYourself)

Owen Wilson bends it like…a white boy from Texas (JustJared)

Suri Cruise’s pretend tea party (HollywoodOffender)

Daniel Craig hates plastic people (CelebrityCosmeticSurgery)

Nicole Kidman thinks Daniel Craig will loooooove her! (MollyGood)

Robin Williams and Julianne Moore on the picket line (PerezHilton)

Everyone who’s managed to claw their way back from relative oblivion will tell you what the essential ingredients of any comeback video are – glamour gowns, low lighting and sexy underwear. The Spice Girls are no different in this respect. Except in their case, prudish censors have decided that the scowling blonde-bobbed bondage mistress holds little appeal for the younger viewers, even if she is promoting the Children in Need appeal:

A Spice Girls comeback video includes a scene so raunchy it got cut for the pre-9pm timeslot on BBC television.

UK tabloid Daily Mirror says the video to the official Children in Need song features mother-of-three Victoria Beckham straddling a chair in thigh high leather boots — and not much else.

The 33-year-old also appears in just a black bra and knickers at one stage and in a satin “cage” basque in another.

You will see from the picture above that it is not as controversial as so breathlessly described. Her legs are mostly covered, her private parts are safely out of sight and the “cage” basque must be commended for minimising her rib detail. By Hollywood’s standards, this is plenty decent! And if anything, it isn’t Victoria or her fellow Spices who we need to watch out for. I have it on good authority that David is actually the one who can’t stop exposing himself in the name of charity.

“How about them Cowboys then? Defense isn’t as good as it used to be,” squeaked David gruffly to his drinking buddies as he swaggered off to the beer cooler to retrieve his specially formulated herbal eye serum and gently pat a small amount on his delicate under-eye area, for he had read in one of Victoria’s magazines that applying it cold worked wonders for puffiness and dark circles.  And really he felt that he could do with using less concealer ever since he started hanging out with the lumberjack crowd .

Demi Moore’s 2000 pounds of silicone (CelebrityCosmeticSurgery)

Jessica Biel is womanhandled (HolyCandy)

Mischa Barton shows her Sapphic side, too (DailyStab)

Britney loses visitation rights (TMZ)

Owen Wilson off the smack, on the Patron Silver (CelebritySmack)

Lindsay’s got a ring on her finger! (EvilBeet)

RIP Deborah Kerr: An Actress to Remember (GabbyBabble)

Norwegian wouldn’t: Amy Winehouse arrested in Bergen (HolyMoly)

The Michael Jackson/Teri Hatcher convertible Halloween mask (Defamer)

Joely Richardson makes Karen Carpenter look chubby (DailyMail)

Uma Thurman steals Britney’s look (HollywoodTuna)

Ben Affleck is gone, baby, gone (Mollygood)

Celebrity Moms on Parade: Jennifer Garner, Katie Holmes, Angelina Jolie, Julianne Moore, Maggie Gyllenhaal (yes, that’s her!!) and Kate Winslet (I’mNotObsessed)

Alice Evans in costume as The Widow Cobain (GoFugYourself)

David Beckham is ready to play the field (ASocialite’sLife)

Last remaining Rat Packer packs it in (WOWReport)

Sorry, it was there. I had to use it.

Larry Craig and the Village People get their groove on! (Disembedded)

Celebrities love Mr. Bones (Jezebel)

Life after Xena for Lucy Lawless (AgentBedhead)

LiLo’s new BF jilted his fiance for her (with bonus mug shot goodness) (CelebritySmack)

Pamela Anderson as: Hooker Bride Barbie! (DailyStab)

Colin Farrell and Natalie Portman do good (GlitteratiGossip)

Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt, not so good (GoFugYourself)

Donald Trump disses George Clooney and Angelina Jolie. Start the countdown to the assassination (HolyCandy)

LAPD investigates Orlando Bloom’s car crash (I’mNotObsessed)

Raising Suri Cruise by the book: Dianetics (CelebrityDirtyLaundry)

Michael Jackson on Kid Nation? Uh, so to speak. (JustJared)

Hayden Panettiere and Milo Ventimiglia not dating (OK)

Victoria Beckham cracks a smile (PerezHilton)

Kate Moss debuts her Joan Collins tribute collection (MollyGood)

Taye Diggs hotter even when goofy than any man you know (PopSugar)

Ellen DeGeneris releases the hounds (TMZ)

Kimora Lee Simmons, Russell Simmons, their kids, and Djimon Hounsou at the Pumpkin Patch (CelebrityBabyScoop)

Paris Hilton dumps another one (TheRadReport)

Celebrities cheat on their taxes too! (TheJellyfisher)

Debra Messing’s got a new job (Seriously?OMG!WTF?)

Ginny Weasley aughtta lay the Cruciatus Curse on her stylist (GoFugYourself)

The return of Posh and Becks (DailyStab)

$400,000 for cosmetic work and none leftover to do her roots (SeriouslyOMGWTF?)

Mug Shots of the Rich and Infamous, the Slideshow! (Turtlebutt)

Bernhard Willhelm designs not exactly flying off the shelves (The Guardian)

Johnny Rotten vs Sting: An Oldies Grudge Match! (AgentBedhead)

Howard Stern sues Rita Cosby for $60 million (Defamer)

Britney’s new, unimproved life (CelebritySmack!)

Britney is no Garbo, Chris Crocker (Dlisted)

Britney doesn’t have her kids, but she’ll always have a sex tape rumour (HolyCandy)

Eva Longoria’s Paris Hilton sex tape spoof (I’mNotObsessed)

Good news for Amy Winehouse! Her husband abandoned her (PopOnThePop)

H.O. claiming bloom off George Clooney’s rose (HollywoodOffender)

Lindsay Lohan goes pumpkin-picking with a commando (CelebDirtyLaundry)

AshKutch/DeMoore take in a game (LaineyGossip)