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RIP Alexander McQueen

Friday, February 12th, 2010
By raincoaster
Alexander McQueen London Flagship Store After The Designer Is Found Dead

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Friday Caption Contest Results: John Galliano Edition

Sunday, February 7th, 2010
By raincoaster

The Little Fashion Troll has been captioned, and captioned well. Here is our fabulous winner for this week, and the fabulous imaginary swag to go with the immeasurable esteem of one’s peers.

The leetle fashion troll at Dior

Jennie Says:
February 4th, 2010 at 6:32 am

Do these pants make my package look big?

Jennie’s sharp eye goes right to the point, or at least the bulge, of the matter. And for her imaginary trophy, nothing less than the completely fabulous will do. What shall it be? Shoes too high to walk in? Hats too big to be seen under? No, it must be more, MORE! It must be: a personalized fantasy in which John Galliano Himself Screams at you While Dressed (?) as the Red Queen. But at least in this fantasy you get to lord it over everyone who was only screamed at by Tyra Banks, AND you get to keep the dress and flamingo.

John Galliano IS a queen

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Post-Friday Caption Contest: John Galliano at Dior Edition

Sunday, January 31st, 2010
By raincoaster

Here’s everyone’s favorite Fashion Troll, all dolled up and on the runway at his Dior show. Go on and use the comments section to abuse him. Do your worst: look in his eyes, you can tell he likes it like that.

John Galliano at Dior

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Hump Day Links: Hacktivism

Wednesday, January 6th, 2010
By raincoaster

Bill Gates on Manhunt

Bill Gates on Manhunt? (raincoaster)

Mr Bean goes to the Spanish Parliament (Guardian)

Iran. Iran so far away (Gawker)

Guido 2.0 (Lolebrity)

Eli Roth hacked and attacked by 200 Mexicans (Twitter)

Remix Trent Reznor (AgentBedhead)

Ellen Photoshops her way into the AI lineup (AmyGrindhouse)

RPattz and KStew ambushed! (AllieIsWired)

Lilo is robbed! (BusyBeeBlogger)

Rihanna’s outfit slashed! (INeedMyFix)

Pete and Ashlee hack the paps (CelebritySmack)

Redmond O’Neal busted again (CelebrityDirtyLaundry)

Mariah Carey’s jewels cased (HolyCandy)

OctoDoc takes the rap (CeleBitchy)

Angel stops cougar attack (DListed)

Celebrities caught in action (CrazyDaysAndNights)

Mischa Barton turns hooker (DailyStab)

The LA Coroner is mystified (EvilBeet)

Sean Penn is a stooge (GabbyBabble)

Madonna takes the rap (INO)

Halle Berry hacked! (JustJared)

Gay blades Jim Carrey and Ewan MacGregor come out (Movieline)

JSimp’s hairy sitch (PopSugar)

More deets on the Bear Jew Werewolf Shark attack (TenGossip)

Joan Rivers is a threat to national security (LitelySalted)

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Steve Jobs wants you to stop it


Am I Losing My Mind

Thursday, November 6th, 2008
By Plumcake

or is Jon Lovitz bringing the unexpected hotness?
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Because I kind of think he is. I mean he’s tan, but not orange, and he’s smiling, and that tie is a great color for him.

Granted I have loved him ever since he beat the ever living crap out of extremely-deserving Andy Dick, who Lovitz accused of getting Phil Hartman’s wife Brynn back on coke after 10 years sober, and starting the chain of tragic events ending in both their deaths.

Of course, he may just look good since he’s standing next to Kim Jong Il’s more neurotic brother and the old guy at church who gets Entirely Too Friendly during the passing of the peace. Yes I know Jesus loves me, stop trying to unhook my bra!


Who wore it better?

Thursday, April 17th, 2008
By Spirit Fingers

ReveredRespected

Both have experience playing the ruthless tyrant, only - one is a god like his father, the other was known as the Godfather.


A Pronounced Link

Thursday, February 21st, 2008
By raincoaster

Are YOU stalking Anderson Cooper? How to tell (Gawker)

This Week in Tabloids (Jezebel)

50 films that changed the way men dress (MensVogue)

7 that, thankfully, did not (Defamer)

Steve-O vs KFed; the throwdown (AgentBedhead)

Sharon Osbourne vs Heather Mills (CelebritySmack)

The Celebrity-Industrial Complex hasn’t finished with John Lennon yet (GabbyBabble)

Who wore it best: Katie or Tom? (PrettyOnTheOutside)

JLo is in labour, yo (Celebwarship)

Paula Abdul debuts robot voice in new video (AllieIsWired)

ScarJo and the 10 lamest tattoos in the world (Yeeeeah)

Does Madonna shave or wax her chest hair? (DoodleWhore)

What DID Perez say? (WOWReport)

Elle Macpherson is a wildcat (Gabsmash)

Elizabeth Hurley is a slave-driver (Celebitchy)

Amy Winehouse’s husband pimps her pictures to support his prison overdoses (HolyMoly)

Hayden Panettiere’s Candies (JustJared)

Ex-con approves of nekkid Lindsay Lohan (DailyStab)

Celebrity Drugs and Alcohol magazine (CircusHour)

Cindy Crawford in Mexico (ImNotObsessed)

Is Nicole Kidman risking her baby? (FitCeleb)

Colin Farrell cleans up nicely (Popsugar)

Jessica Simpson hates fat people (IDLYITW)


Welcome to the Linkend

Saturday, February 2nd, 2008
By raincoaster

Bad, bad gossip bloggers (Jezebel)

Paris Hilton stars in the debut of Celebutard Comics! (Defamer)

Bill O’Reilly’s producer attacks homeless vets (Gawker)

Isabella Rossellini’s transgendered insectoid porn movies (AgentBedhead)

Eva Mendes is off to rehab (DailyStab)

Kirstie Alley’s body Thetans get the better of her (HolyCandy)

Sarah Silverman is trading up…to Matt Damon! (GabbyBabble)

Michelle Williams issues official statement (ABCNews)

Is Lindsay Lohan shilling deodorant now? (ImNotObsessed)

Lingerie Bowl cancelled! (DerekHail)

Nicole Kidman shows off the baby bump pea (CelebrityBabyScoop)

Tyra Banks = Gloria Steinem? (Mollygood)

Malcolm in the Middle is dating a Cylon (Websters)

Mississippi to starve fat people (DListed)

Lindsay Lohan at traffic school (ICYDK)

Britney Spears is GD, probably SP as well (Yeeeeah)

Natalee Holloway update (Dissfunktional)

Amy Winehouse downgraded from rehab to hospital (PerezHilton)


Weekest Link

Friday, January 18th, 2008
By raincoaster

Scandal at the Junior League! (Gawker)

Lindsay Lohan sees dead people (Defamer)

Looking for Bobby Fischer? Ask Lindsay Lohan (Mollygood)

Katherine Heigl is a Cosmo Girl (Jezebel)

Samantha Morton thinks Keira Knightly should sack up (AgentBedhead)

Lindsay Lohan’s tans are like Britney Spears’s weaves  (CelebritySmack)

Nicole Richie and Joel Madden were breaking up when the baby was born (CeleBitchy)

Is that a scepter in your pocket or are you just happy to see me, Prince William (POTP)

Bette Midler is looking a little rough (BringingBloggingBack)

When Coldplayers attack: Chris Martin gives the catchy, whiny beatdown to a pap (TheBlemish)

Jessica Alba, now with 20% more boob! (Ninjadude)

The Scientology quiz! (Dlisted)

The C List loves them some Britney! (HolyCandy)

Colin Farrell rocks the Yasser Arafat look (ImNotObsessed)

Getting into Gary Coleman’s pants will cost you almost half a mil (E!Online)

Mix & Match celebrity hair (CityRag)

How do you spell “crazy?” C-O-U-R-T-N-E-Y-L-O-V-E (Websters)

Wil Wheaton hates Wesley Crusher as much as you do (PerezHilton)

Is Lindsay Lohan dressed for her wedding? (EvilBeet)

Etiquette and Facebook: What Would Jane Austen Do? (Maupuia Masala)

George Clooney named UN Peace Messenger. War totally breaking out in my bedroom in five minutes (ICYDK)


Linking Glasses

Thursday, December 13th, 2007
By raincoaster

Britney Spears in her most challenging role ever: virgin! (AgentBedhead)

Jessica Alba no longer ovulating (HolyCandy)

Olsen Twins not trolls: Olsen Twins elves instead! (GalleryOfTheAbsurd)

Janice Dickinson has a dating time warp (CelebritySmack)

Victoria Beckham has aquarium-ectomy (BricksAndStones)

Clone a Beatle for $48,000 (GoneHollywood)

Johnny Depp in the role of a lifetime! (DailyStab)

Naomi Campbell in cellphone freakout #eleventy-billion (Gabsmash)

Madonna finds yoga just not relaxing enough. May we suggest an enema? (Mollygood)

Kylie Minogue’s dominatrix gear at the Nobel Peace Prize dinner (Websters)

Ike Turner is dead: party at Tina’s! (PerezHilton)

Zac Efron cranks his Soulja Boy (JustJared)

Vince Vaughn: please don’t drink and dress (TheMeatScale)

Eva Longoria doesn’t do kinky (WOWReport)

Britney’s mystery illness? An allergy to press. Oh, go ahead, pull the other one (EvilBeet)

Top Celebrity Meltdowns of 2007 (ImNotObsessed)

Jennifer Love Hewitt may not have a big butt, but she’s got a big rock (DanasDirt)

Bryan Adams serenades PeeWee Herman with that good, old-fashioned Canadian Christmas Reggae (HolyMoly)

Most Overpaid Celebrities of 2007 (Defamer)


can’t we all just get a link?

Monday, October 29th, 2007
By raincoaster

Switching Places: Old Rock Dude Edition (AgentBedhead)

Claridge’s hates Courtney Love (CeleBitchy)

Keith Richards may not be as immortal as previously thought (Divine)

Owen Wilson’s MySpace interview (Defamer)

Jeri Ryan is pregnant, pretty, political (EvilBeet)

Trick or Treat or TomKat (PrettyOnTheOutside)

Violet Affleck and Jennifer Garner ticklefight in Central Park (I’mNotObsessed)

Teri Hatcher is a Halloween Queen (InCaseYouDidn’tKnow)

Orlando Bloom wearing prison stripes but not going to prison (PopSugar)

Harry Potter, the Half-Blood Prince, and Dumbledore’s “beard protector” (JustJared)

Fox anchor or Pornstar? Take the quiz (BestWeekEver)

Fun with Amy Winehouse! (CelebritySmack)

William! Shatner! Not! In! New! Trek! (Jossip)

Please let it be Prince Harry (Dlisted)

Angelina Jolie needs a telethon of her own! (Dana’s Dirt)

Jerry Seinfeld, fashion critic; Renee Zellweger, straight man (GoFugYourself)

Jessica Alba has a clone! (HollywoodOffender)

Paris Hilton’s foreign pornshop rampage (HolyCandy)

Shaquille O’Neil, deadbeat? (YoungBlackAndFabulous)

‘Nother Naomi Campbell freakout (DerekHail)

Ryan Gosling is the new Winona Ryder? (WendyWayrad)

Hugh Grant and Elizabeth Hurley together again (DailyMail)


Weekend lynx

Friday, October 12th, 2007
By raincoaster

Vaughniston is ON? (DailyStab)

Ashlee Simpson’s 80’s Party pix (HolyCandy)

McDreamy pictures (GabbyBabble)

Ricky Martin, straight arrow (AgentBedhead)

Heather Mills won’t take Paul McCartney’s money…unless(InCaseYouDidn’tKnow)

Lindsay Lohan’s huge box (BringingBloggingBack)

Ann Coulter, 46, says Jews need fixing (CelebritySmack)

Josh and Rihanna: it’s on! (PopSugar)

Orlando Bloom’s crackup, statement (X17)

Janice Dickinson gets knifed up…again (Starpulse)

Nun amok! (Defamer)

Heath Ledger and Matilda in hoodies (CelebrityBabyScoop)

Gwyneth Paltrow’s formal hotpants (I’mNotObsessed)

Maddox quits school (DListed)

Katie Holmes trains for the New York Marathon? (JustJared)












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