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Both have experience playing the ruthless tyrant, only - one is a god like his father, the other was known as the Godfather.

Are YOU stalking Anderson Cooper? How to tell (Gawker)

This Week in Tabloids (Jezebel)

50 films that changed the way men dress (MensVogue)

7 that, thankfully, did not (Defamer)

Steve-O vs KFed; the throwdown (AgentBedhead)

Sharon Osbourne vs Heather Mills (CelebritySmack)

The Celebrity-Industrial Complex hasn’t finished with John Lennon yet (GabbyBabble)

Who wore it best: Katie or Tom? (PrettyOnTheOutside)

JLo is in labour, yo (Celebwarship)

Paula Abdul debuts robot voice in new video (AllieIsWired)

ScarJo and the 10 lamest tattoos in the world (Yeeeeah)

Does Madonna shave or wax her chest hair? (DoodleWhore)

What DID Perez say? (WOWReport)

Elle Macpherson is a wildcat (Gabsmash)

Elizabeth Hurley is a slave-driver (Celebitchy)

Amy Winehouse’s husband pimps her pictures to support his prison overdoses (HolyMoly)

Hayden Panettiere’s Candies (JustJared)

Ex-con approves of nekkid Lindsay Lohan (DailyStab)

Celebrity Drugs and Alcohol magazine (CircusHour)

Cindy Crawford in Mexico (ImNotObsessed)

Is Nicole Kidman risking her baby? (FitCeleb)

Colin Farrell cleans up nicely (Popsugar)

Jessica Simpson hates fat people (IDLYITW)

Bad, bad gossip bloggers (Jezebel)

Paris Hilton stars in the debut of Celebutard Comics! (Defamer)

Bill O’Reilly’s producer attacks homeless vets (Gawker)

Isabella Rossellini’s transgendered insectoid porn movies (AgentBedhead)

Eva Mendes is off to rehab (DailyStab)

Kirstie Alley’s body Thetans get the better of her (HolyCandy)

Sarah Silverman is trading up…to Matt Damon! (GabbyBabble)

Michelle Williams issues official statement (ABCNews)

Is Lindsay Lohan shilling deodorant now? (ImNotObsessed)

Lingerie Bowl cancelled! (DerekHail)

Nicole Kidman shows off the baby bump pea (CelebrityBabyScoop)

Tyra Banks = Gloria Steinem? (Mollygood)

Malcolm in the Middle is dating a Cylon (Websters)

Mississippi to starve fat people (DListed)

Lindsay Lohan at traffic school (ICYDK)

Britney Spears is GD, probably SP as well (Yeeeeah)

Natalee Holloway update (Dissfunktional)

Amy Winehouse downgraded from rehab to hospital (PerezHilton)

Scandal at the Junior League! (Gawker)

Lindsay Lohan sees dead people (Defamer)

Looking for Bobby Fischer? Ask Lindsay Lohan (Mollygood)

Katherine Heigl is a Cosmo Girl (Jezebel)

Samantha Morton thinks Keira Knightly should sack up (AgentBedhead)

Lindsay Lohan’s tans are like Britney Spears’s weaves  (CelebritySmack)

Nicole Richie and Joel Madden were breaking up when the baby was born (CeleBitchy)

Is that a scepter in your pocket or are you just happy to see me, Prince William (POTP)

Bette Midler is looking a little rough (BringingBloggingBack)

When Coldplayers attack: Chris Martin gives the catchy, whiny beatdown to a pap (TheBlemish)

Jessica Alba, now with 20% more boob! (Ninjadude)

The Scientology quiz! (Dlisted)

The C List loves them some Britney! (HolyCandy)

Colin Farrell rocks the Yasser Arafat look (ImNotObsessed)

Getting into Gary Coleman’s pants will cost you almost half a mil (E!Online)

Mix & Match celebrity hair (CityRag)

How do you spell “crazy?” C-O-U-R-T-N-E-Y-L-O-V-E (Websters)

Wil Wheaton hates Wesley Crusher as much as you do (PerezHilton)

Is Lindsay Lohan dressed for her wedding? (EvilBeet)

Etiquette and Facebook: What Would Jane Austen Do? (Maupuia Masala)

George Clooney named UN Peace Messenger. War totally breaking out in my bedroom in five minutes (ICYDK)

Britney Spears in her most challenging role ever: virgin! (AgentBedhead)

Jessica Alba no longer ovulating (HolyCandy)

Olsen Twins not trolls: Olsen Twins elves instead! (GalleryOfTheAbsurd)

Janice Dickinson has a dating time warp (CelebritySmack)

Victoria Beckham has aquarium-ectomy (BricksAndStones)

Clone a Beatle for $48,000 (GoneHollywood)

Johnny Depp in the role of a lifetime! (DailyStab)

Naomi Campbell in cellphone freakout #eleventy-billion (Gabsmash)

Madonna finds yoga just not relaxing enough. May we suggest an enema? (Mollygood)

Kylie Minogue’s dominatrix gear at the Nobel Peace Prize dinner (Websters)

Ike Turner is dead: party at Tina’s! (PerezHilton)

Zac Efron cranks his Soulja Boy (JustJared)

Vince Vaughn: please don’t drink and dress (TheMeatScale)

Eva Longoria doesn’t do kinky (WOWReport)

Britney’s mystery illness? An allergy to press. Oh, go ahead, pull the other one (EvilBeet)

Top Celebrity Meltdowns of 2007 (ImNotObsessed)

Jennifer Love Hewitt may not have a big butt, but she’s got a big rock (DanasDirt)

Bryan Adams serenades PeeWee Herman with that good, old-fashioned Canadian Christmas Reggae (HolyMoly)

Most Overpaid Celebrities of 2007 (Defamer)

Switching Places: Old Rock Dude Edition (AgentBedhead)

Claridge’s hates Courtney Love (CeleBitchy)

Keith Richards may not be as immortal as previously thought (Divine)

Owen Wilson’s MySpace interview (Defamer)

Jeri Ryan is pregnant, pretty, political (EvilBeet)

Trick or Treat or TomKat (PrettyOnTheOutside)

Violet Affleck and Jennifer Garner ticklefight in Central Park (I’mNotObsessed)

Teri Hatcher is a Halloween Queen (InCaseYouDidn’tKnow)

Orlando Bloom wearing prison stripes but not going to prison (PopSugar)

Harry Potter, the Half-Blood Prince, and Dumbledore’s “beard protector” (JustJared)

Fox anchor or Pornstar? Take the quiz (BestWeekEver)

Fun with Amy Winehouse! (CelebritySmack)

William! Shatner! Not! In! New! Trek! (Jossip)

Please let it be Prince Harry (Dlisted)

Angelina Jolie needs a telethon of her own! (Dana’s Dirt)

Jerry Seinfeld, fashion critic; Renee Zellweger, straight man (GoFugYourself)

Jessica Alba has a clone! (HollywoodOffender)

Paris Hilton’s foreign pornshop rampage (HolyCandy)

Shaquille O’Neil, deadbeat? (YoungBlackAndFabulous)

‘Nother Naomi Campbell freakout (DerekHail)

Ryan Gosling is the new Winona Ryder? (WendyWayrad)

Hugh Grant and Elizabeth Hurley together again (DailyMail)

Vaughniston is ON? (DailyStab)

Ashlee Simpson’s 80’s Party pix (HolyCandy)

McDreamy pictures (GabbyBabble)

Ricky Martin, straight arrow (AgentBedhead)

Heather Mills won’t take Paul McCartney’s money…unless…(InCaseYouDidn’tKnow)

Lindsay Lohan’s huge box (BringingBloggingBack)

Ann Coulter, 46, says Jews need fixing (CelebritySmack)

Josh and Rihanna: it’s on! (PopSugar)

Orlando Bloom’s crackup, statement (X17)

Janice Dickinson gets knifed up…again (Starpulse)

Nun amok! (Defamer)

Heath Ledger and Matilda in hoodies (CelebrityBabyScoop)

Gwyneth Paltrow’s formal hotpants (I’mNotObsessed)

Maddox quits school (DListed)

Katie Holmes trains for the New York Marathon? (JustJared)

Manolo says, at this point, you should perhaps consider changing your barber.