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No, I cannot get enough of that joke. Only four more days left for Wenceslausian wordplay, though, so make the most of it! Here we do so with a little help from our old friends Elton John, Diana Ross, Cher, and the mid-70’s.

Paging the three wise men: David Geffen, Bernie Taupin, and Berry Gordy

Footnote to Fashion:

Gay Apparel Consider It Donned. All OVAH that, sister!

Also: this is a real book:

Even the most delightful gifts can be let down by poorly executed packaging. When in doubt, seek the services of a highly trained professional like the kind found in department stores.