Ayyyy!

Heather Locklear reminds me of something… (Lolebrity)

Sharon Stone wants her kid to have Botox (CelebWarship)

Spike Lee: Why Tonto Should Be a Brother (CandyKirby)

Playing the straight man to Pete Doherty’s Abbott AND Costello (AgentBedhead)

Bret Michaels’ wig is a blogger, too (CelebritySmack)

Kelly Osbourne owes her sex education to Black Sabbath (DailyStab)

Anne Hathaway does not talk nasty (CeleBitchy)

Where Beyonce’s old wigs go to die (Crunk&Disorderly)

God-hating Bill Maher vs Flat Earther Sherri Shepherd (Defamer)

The girl who was JT LeRoy (Gawker)

Mischa Barton works the “Gilbert Grape” look (GoFugYourself)

Helena Bonham Carter’s steampunk shoes (DListed)

Dave Grohl identifies with his attackers (GabbyBabble)

The Wire, with special guest Samuel Beckett (EvilBeet)

Vivienne Westwood’s Parisian catwalk pix (HollywoodRag)

Naomi Watts just won the birthday present stakes (PopSugar)

The Hills monumental recap (IBBB)

Chace Crawford needs to overcome gayface (Mollygood)

Sarah Michelle Gellar and a dolphin unicorn chaser (Websters)

What’s this I hear about a four-day weekend? Outrageous rumours!

Steve Jobs sez: OBITUATE DIFFERENT! (Lolebrity)

The weirdest Japfro you’ll ever see! (CelebuWreck)

Face it: Michael Jackson is 50 (PopEater)

Pamela Anderson is Botox-free (CelebrityCosmeticSurgery)

Caligula’s horse speaks! (DailyMail)

Tricia Yearwood has instant karma (CelebrityDirt)

When Canadians Attack! Jessica Simpson! (Websters)

The Mandala of Madge’s vadge (CityRag)

Ewan McGregor and Jim Carrey sitting in a tree… (AgentBedhead)

Celebrity Dad Faceoff: Ewan McGregor vs Gavin Rossdale (TeenyManolo)

The Hillary kerfuffle (disembedded)

Obama’s acceptance speech (FoodPlusPolitics)

Jesus appears on an insect! (Membracid)

David Beckham is afraid of turning into Homer Simpson (CeleBitchy)

The 12-step recovery plan for David Duchovny (BestWeekEver)

Aaron Sorkin will Friend you (Valleywag)

The Collected Facebook Status Updates of Aaron Sorkin (Vulture)

Madonna goes Howard Hughes on us (SeriouslyOMG)

Singer’s uncle off to Sing-Sing (ICYDK)

I will NOT use the headline “Sarah Palin tapped by McCain”!!! (CitizenSugar)

Lindsay Lohan takes a shot at the gold medal (HolyMoly)

Carrie Underwood might have to settle for silver (DailyStab)

Jeremy Piven can’t keep a civil tongue in his head (ImNotObsessed)

No, he really can’t: the collected rants of Jeremy Piven (Defamer)

Blind Item Roundup! (Gawker)

Solange Knowles bans the Big B (CelebritySmack)

The Broony Bromance (CandyKirby)

Amy Winehouse: Da j*g is up! (Lolebrity)

Who’s a B*stard now? (AgentBedhead)

*shley Tisdale already has more money than you’ll ever see (TheBastardly)

Oh, Roseanne, don’t ever ch*nge (CelebritySmack)

Making fun of add*cts: the music video (IBBB)

Danny Bonaduce is a bad*ss (Websters)

Amy Winehouse beh*ves Winehousingly (SeriouslyOMG)

Kate Hudson goes back to y*nking Owen Wilson’s chain (POTP)

Vinnie Jones is not such a tough b*stard (HolyMoly)

John Mayer, living proof that kiss and tell is better than f*ck and publish (CandyKirby)

Lindsay Lohan’s ex, living proof of s*me (CelebWarship)

The J*nna J*meson collection for baby (GalleryOfTheAbsurd)

Celebrity Cr*p Channel (ItsCandyTV)

Kate M*ss in May/December relationship (DailyStab)

T*ra does not care about black people! Or white people either! (CeleBitchy)

Pr*de in Product Placement (Defamer)

Matthew McConaughey is a b*g fan of Matthew McConaughey (JustJared)

P*ris has cooties! (CelebuWreck)

Rielle Lisa Jo “Allison” Dr*ck Hunter, actress (Gawker)

Yor so vayn; Stallone and Madonna (Lolebrity)

Kiwi superstar! Liveblogging the Giant Squid of New Zealand (TePapa)

Woody Allen considering switching teams for Javier Bardem? (AgentBedhead)

Time after time Cyndi Lauper lays the smackdown on George W. Bush (CelebritySmack)

Keira’s singing inspired by Amy Winehouse (LARagMag)

Charlie Sheen once again gunning for Douchebag Daddy of the Year (CeleBitchy)

Baby Branding: so hot right now! (CelebWarship)

Would you work for Diddy-Squat? (Crunk+Disorderly)

Eva Longoria says she refused to wear skimpy outfits (DailyStab)

MGM bomb threat! (Defamer)

Celebrity Drunkface (CityRag)

Rage Against the Machine’s fans enraged, malevolently robot-like (IDLYITW)

Emmy Rossum confuses me too, kid. (JustJared)

Katie Holmes brings the 80’s back (DListed)

Sisterhood of the Travelling IForgotMyPants (PopSugar)

Kathie Lee Schadenfreude!!!!! (EvilBeet)

Have we ever thought of just letting the Confederacy go? (Mollygood)

Brangelunacy Live! (CandyKirby)

Miley Cyrus’ moneymaker makes $124 million a year (GabbyBabble)

Bob Saget roasted to Full City House levels (IBBB)

Are you fake gay too and just don’t know it? (Radar)

This is the BEST JOB IN THE WORLD AND I WANT IT! (Websters)

Scotty is Lost In Space! (raincoaster)

John Gotti Jr arrested for mob crimes! OMG! Stop the presses! (Gawker)

Petra Nemcova rocks the Sad Xena, Body-Image Issues Warrior Princess look (Lolebrity)

Morgan Freeman’s sense of humour was not injured in the crash (Fracas)

Tainted love/hate for Pete Doherty (AgentBedhead)

Prince Harry accents the positive in this outfit (TheSun)

Hello! People! The Chosen Twins are here! (Celebuwreck)

Montauk Monster mystery solved (SuperfantasticPlastic)

Madonna’s face, dissected (CelebrityCosmeticSurgery)

Robert Novak retires from Washington; Satan must have transferred him to HQ (CelebritySmack)

Miley Cyrus, queen of “leaked” pictures (Yeeeeah)

I lost a bet: Woody Allen and child bride still together 11 years on (BittenAndBound)

Courtney Love hypnotized! (DailyStab)

Rachael Ray to tell all, abuse the English language in yet another medium (CandyKirby)

Liv Tyler wants to get into the family business (ContactMusic)

So You Think You Can Go Without Water? (SeriouslyOMG)

Beat ‘Em Up! Someone Iggy and the Stooges’ stuff! (CVXN)

Liveblogging the meth chronicles of Jodie Sweetin (IBBB)

Mary-Kate wants immunity (CeleBitchy)

The Blonsky/Golden fight video (DListed)

Richest stars…Schadenfreude, be not tardy… (USMagazine)

Um, Gwyneth…what the HELL? (JustJared)

Breast cancer charity campaigner Christina Applegate diagnosed (UKPopsugar)

Mrs and Mrs Lohan? Mrs and Mrs Ronson? (Defamer)

Brad Pitt is hen pec-ed (Lolebrity)

Lauren Conrad screws the pooch (CelebritySmack)

TMI from QT (AgentBedhead)

Like a virgin?: topless model and Myspace celebrity Miley Cyrus (DailyStab)

SJP’s mole is MIA (Defamer)

New Jersey’s Confederate Christian manluv (FourFour)

Nelly Furtado’s gorillas attack rapper (GabbyBabble)

Black Canary Barbie not a hit with fundies (DListed)

Barenaked Ladies man is an animal! (CeleBitchy)

Housebreaking ANTM (EvilBeet)

Andy Dick is one (EOnline)

Helen Mirren, 62 and flawless (CandyKirby)

Helen Mirren, not so bad forty years ago either (raincoaster)

Hayden howls (ImNotObsessed)

Bindi Irwin’s relentless plan for world domination (IBBB)

This Bat has flown (DeadlineHollywood)

Banksy says Pooh! (Radar)

PETA has gone too doggone far! (Mollygood)

Trent Reznor ar gots it al! (Lolebrity)

Happy Brangemas! (Websters)

Happy Rockmas! School of Rock II on the way! (SeriouslyOMG)

Nobody’s f*cking Jimmy Kimmel. Party at Matt’s place! (CelebuWreck)

Celebrate! JLo is fatter than you! (DListed)

It’s Pete-A-Palooza Time! (AgentBedhead)

Billy Corgan does not play Sweet Sixteens for Courtney Love or for anyone (CelebritySmack)

The blessed Brangemas obstetrician speaks! (DailyStab)

Amy Winehouse celebrates her own funeral … constantly (EvilBeet)

Madonna attempts to commemorate May Day with the sperm of Jose Canseco (Yeeeeah)

All hail your new Belgian overlords! (CandyKirby)

Happy Birthday, Joel Silver! (Defamer)

Jessica Simpson’s breasts celebrate their freedom (CeleBitchy)

Party canceled: South Carolina not so gay after all (Gawker)

Vince Vaughn celebrates Special Olympics win? (JustJared)

Who is the #1 Celebrity, who is packing their knives and going back to Peoria? (PopSugar)

What NOT to wear to the prom (Mollygood)

2 Royals, 1 hat (Lolebrity)

A philosophical analysis of 90210 2.0 (IBBB)

50 reporters give their best O-face (Gawker)

27 years of taking crap from Lionel Richie (CelebWarship)

Jack Black subtracting butt chins (AgentBedhead)

Madonna – Guy = $? (CelebritySmack)

Paris Hilton cut in two! (GossipOrTruth)

Pete Doherty’s figures don’t add up (HolyMoly)

Surgeons subtract baby’s extra penis (DListed)

Jessica Alba needs more zeros for baby pix (PopSugar)

Lindsay, Lily, and Sam’s ménage à trois (ASL)

PETA has a special surprise for the Olsen Twin’s 22nd birthday (DailyStab)

Add up the celeb (ImNotObsessed)

Heidi does the math: ATM = ? (CandyKirby)

Kiefer tries a hat trick (GabbyBabble)

Steven Spielberg picks a number: one billion (Defamer)

The $200,000 Rickroll (EvilBeet)

Seven videos, one chef (disembedded)