Despite all the attention and service being lavished on him, why does Quentin Tarantino look so unimpressed at his joint birthday bash with Fergie?
(a) None of the girls are martial arts experts who know how to kill zombies
(b) Josh Duhamel’s abs are nowhere in sight  
(c) The music, the choreography, the camera angles, they’ve got it all wrong!
(d) Fergie’s crowd have selfishly hogged all the light sabers and alcohol