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Sexy Sexy Links!

raincoaster — Thu, 24 Feb 2011 12:15:09 +0000

I’m sorry, people, do we really have to go over this after all this time?

Charo cannot be upstaged. It cannot be done. Stop trying.

And now, it’s time for our Sexy Links. Enjoy them with a sexy cocktail like the Big Blue Sexy:

Sextradited! Julian Assange is going to Sweden! (raincoaster)

and how much do they make busking in that lobby anyway? (Ayyyy)

Dinner with Julian could get sexy! (Manolofood)

Steve Martin is a spammer! (raincoastermedia)

Marlon Brando is rollin’ dirty! (Lolebrity)

The King must be hard up (AgentBedhead)

Lindsay Lohan can afford a car? (BusyBeeBlogger)

How to Kreate a Kardashian (CelebDirtyLaundry)

Let them eat Paris Hilton’s birthday cake! (CelebritySmack)

Champagne wishes and caviar … nails? (CelebVIPLounge)

Making money this way is still more respectable than doing Glitter (CeleBitchy)

EVERYBODY’s a Material Girl (DailyStab)

Buy some Bieber! (Earsucker)

It’s a living, eh Natalie? (FitFabCeleb)

Kiki Drunkst spent her allowance on eyeliner (GirlsTalkinSmack)

Rosie O’Donnell is gonna have to get a job now! (HaveUHeard)

Also, she was trying to auction off her Plus One (INeedMyFix)

Is there MONEY in being an internet troll? (PoorBritney)

The Donald is just pissed Rihanna is richer than him (PopBytes)

and for this she gets $5million a picture (SeriouslyOMG)

I’d pay good money to have seen this live (TheSkinny)

Bourbon on the Rocks Links

raincoaster — Tue, 10 Mar 2009 06:16:00 +0000

No, I’m not drinking it. I’m just promoting it for a good cause. One must enter into the spirit of things, as it were!

Dora, the Gender Stereotype Explorer (AgentBedhead)

Chris Brown does not understand the meaning of “misdemeanor” (AmyGrindhouse)

Hayden Pannettiere doesn’t know what she does for a living (CandyKirby)

Britney Spears’s uterus makes a break for it (CelebWarship)

Forgive me, Xenu, for I have sinned (CeleBitchy)

Give me your tired, your poor, but not your Amy Winehouse (AllieIsWired)

Donald Trump talks sense? (CelebritySmack)

The LA Kings are truly desperate (CelebuWreck)

Drew Barrymore’s new job: Kate Moss impersonator (DListed)

Jimmy Kimmel is not f*cking Sarah Silverman (EvilBeet)

Matt Damon, centurion (GabbyBabble)

Reese Witherspoon deliberately upstages costar (JustJared)

The Princes of Hearts at large (UKPopSugar)

Betty White is Always Prepared (SeriouslyOMG)

as if Travis Barker doesn’t have enough problems (Websters)

The best Peaches Geldof beatdown you’ll read all damn day (HolyMoly)

Grapefruit Daiquiri and a Floating Lounge Chair Links

raincoaster — Sat, 16 Aug 2008 03:37:52 +0000

Ben Affleck has a despret! (Lolebrity)

Celebrity Dad Faceoff: Ewan McGregor vs Justin Chambers (TeenyManolo)

Kelly Rowland drops nearly a half-mil on booze (POTP)

Ben Affleck must have dumped Jimmy Kimmel (CeleBitchy)

Reasons Jack Burton can save your pathetic life (Pajiba)

I’m sorry, but this time Michael Jackson has gone too far (SeriouslyOMG)

No, really. Michael Jackson has gone too far (DListed)

The Jonas Brothers phenomenon, decoded (Defamer)

When it comes to Gael Garcia Bernal, life is SO NOT FAIR! (Websters)

Angelina Jolie pals around with porn stars (CelebSlam)

Selma Blair is Sad Stripper Barbie! (TheBlemish)

John Mayer is a mutant spy (Gawker)

Iron Man vs The Dark Knight (Derober)

Tori Spelling imitates black hole, collapses inward on self (ASL)

Disney arrests 32 Tinks, Cinderellas, and Snow Whites (Radar)

Amy Winehouse does charity work… for a pub (UKPopsugar)

Donald Trump buys Ed McMahon for 50 cents on the dollar (Mollygood)

Zac Efron, Speed Racer (JustJared)

Harry Potter and the Leaked Stills (ImNotObsessed)

Dear Fergie (IBBB)

Tyra rocks the Sarah Jessica Parker look (FourFour)

Ellen and Portia to marry (CandyKirby)

The Good Guys: Johnny Depp, Colin Farrell, and Jude Law (DailyStab)

Rock of Love? Ship of Fools more likely (CelebritySmack)

Madonna is ageless! (AgentBedhead)

Independence Week!

raincoaster — Tue, 01 Jul 2008 12:25:30 +0000

Brits Gone Wild (AgentBedhead)

Dolph Lundgren ar happy 2 c u (Lolebrity)

Guess who’s up for a super soaking? ( ImNoObsessed)

Vegan smackdown: Pamela Anderson vs everyone (CelebritySmack)

Miley Cyrus 7 Things (DailyStab)

Give It To Me (ImNotObsessed)

David Beckham is a wanker (DListed)

Quantum of Cyrus (Defamer)

Quantum of Solace trailer (EvilBeet)

The blogging addiction claims another life (CandyKirby)

Prince Harry goes commando (GabbyBabble)

Jessica Biel succumbs to Myspace (JustJared)

Broadway on strike! (PerezHilton)

Lohan’s girlfriend’s brother turns down the opportunity of a lifetime (CeleBitchy)

Trump dumps Hathaway (MSNBC)

Fame has an expiry date (Mollygood)

Linkdown!

raincoaster — Wed, 25 Jun 2008 02:35:47 +0000

Buy-buy, Guy and Alliteration Challenge! (CelebritySmack)

Vader parader (Lolebrity)

David Hasselhoff is the King of the Internets! (AgentBedhead)

Colin Farrell could use some mash with that banger (Derober)

Corey ~~Haim~~Feldman not feltup by MJ (CeleBitchy)

Boris Becker breeds with Barbara (CelebrityBabyScoop)

Locklear locked up (SeriouslyOMG)

Phoebie Price’s puckered posterior (DListed)

Ben has Boston on the brain, Hawaii in his heart (PopSugar)

World’s worst winner (Mollygood)

Efron fragrant sez friend (ImNotObsessed)

Nixon nixes bigger boobs (POTP)

Brendan balding (Websters)

Alicia Silverstone’s fart-free fidos (AllieIsWired)

Sienna Miller forced to sport falsies (GabbyBabble)

Snoop Dogg goes after country (DailyStab)

Jack Bauer for twenty-two hours (Defamer)

Four more 4/4′s! (FourFour)

What, Watts? (CandyKirby)

Heidi, ho (IBBB)

Bundchen brings back Brazil (JustJared)

The Seven Links You Can’t Say On Television

raincoaster — Mon, 23 Jun 2008 15:57:17 +0000

RIP George Carlin (AgentBedhead)

Pete Doherty soaking in **** stew? (Lolebrity)

Celebrity **** shots (CityRag)

TV nerd ****ing contest (Websters)

Which divorced comedian is a closet **********? (Gawker)

Larry Birkhead is a ************ by proxy in this photo (CelebritySmack)

The face that launched a thousand *** jobs also launched one **** job (DailyStab)

Brittany Snow looks like a professional ****er (ImNotObsessed)

Tyra tries, falls short of the Forbidden Seven. But close, girlfriend (TheBastardly)

Rod Stewart is/loves a *** (Mollygood)

Larry Birkhead purchases some ***-centric family heirlooms (DListed)

Former professional ********** Courtney Love not dead, appearances notwithstanding (CandyKirby)

If a ************ hires a ********** in the forest, does it make a sound? (EvilBeet)

Amy Winehouse full of tar, nicotine, crack, benzene, and 57,000 other chemicals. Her father full of **** (CeleBitchy)

Seriously, is Katy Perry taking the ****? (GoFugYourself)

Donald Trump, not having a good time

Spirit Fingers — Tue, 10 Jun 2008 14:05:19 +0000

Donald Trump is not a happy man. He’s planning to bless Scotland with the best golf course that money can buy but those pesky meddling locals (and no doubt their stupid dogs) keep getting in the way:

Donald Trump argued his case Tuesday for the construction of a 1 billion-pound (US$2 billion; €1.3 billion) golf resort on a stretch of coast in northeast Scotland after months of acrimony between the billionaire developer and local residents.

Trump was in a bullish mood as he faced a panel of planners and environmentalists’ lawyers in a public inquiry in Aberdeen. He told the inquiry that his golf course will be the greatest in the world — better than the Royal & Ancient at St. Andrews, Turnberry, Carnoustie or Troon.

So there he is, stuck in Aberdeen for goodness knows how long and forced to defend his honourable intentions at a public inquiry, drag his dead mother into publicity stunts and endure the ignominy of having his impeccable environmental credentials picked apart. Worst of all, the weather is bloody windy up there.

First Links First

raincoaster — Tue, 10 Jun 2008 07:51:54 +0000

Sarah Jessica Parker haz a ward robe malfunkshun (Lolebrity)

Trent Reznor doubles his chances of a date Saturday night (AgentBedhead)

Eva Green searching for Trent Reznor’s number (TheBlemish)

Jessica Alba talks about the new baby (ImNotObsessed)

Tori Spelling pops (CelebritySmack)

Naomi Campbell threatens a generation yet unborn (DailyStab)

Eva Longoria may be people-smuggling (DListed)

Mark Wahlberg also pregnant (CelebrityBabyScoop)

Lindsay Lohan is working on Labour Pains (PopSugar)

Roman Polanski loves children (Mollygood)

Diddy is Daddy (UsMagazine)

Who wore it best: Larry King vs Donald Trump Hair Edition (CandyKirby)

Keith Urban unfamiliar with hippie babywear (Defamer)

Justin Timberlake is not amused (Gawker)

Patrick Swayze ingeniously extends health insurance by going back to work (Radar)

Blaaaaaaaaaaaake to be Incaaaaaaaaaarcerated for several years (CeleBitchy)

Madonna’s roots have roots (CityRag)

Perez Hilton’s clothing line launch mobbed by invisible people (EvilBeet)

Kate Moss can’t even go to the bathroom by herself (ShowHype)

Who wore it better?

Spirit Fingers — Tue, 20 May 2008 14:48:03 +0000

It’s a Desperate Housewife vs The Trumpster’s ex-wife! But both have been lucky in love lately – one marrying her French loverboy, the other making an honest man out of her Italian toyboy.