Ayyyy! » Donatella Versace

Stop! In the name of good taste!

raincoaster — Mon, 09 May 2011 06:00:45 +0000

Stop! In the name of ... all that is holy

The Fake and Bake is strong with this one.

Let’s all have a glass of Bolli fortified with Stoli and a good hard look at ourselves in the mirror (are we really turning into our mothers?) and a few celebrity gossip links with a Mother’s Day theme.

The great Hillary Clinton cover-up (raincoaster)

Mother’s Day food porn (ManoloFood)

Guess the celebrity and her mom (Ayyyy)

Norman Bates LOVES his mommy (Lolebrity)

Rock on: Mother’s Day ditty from Dwayne Johnson (AgentBedhead)

Sheryl Crow’s building her own Partridge Family (BusyBeeBlogger)

That’s it, Bieber! Go to your room! (CelebDirtyLaundry)

Sean Penn, you listen to your mother! YOU COME BACK HERE YOUNG MAN!!! (CelebritySmack)

It’s okay, Kate, don’t be jealous. Mom always liked you best (CelebVIPLounge)

Is this woman the fiercest mom on the planet? (CityRag)

Baby Beckham is already colour-coordinated (DailyStab)

Mommy had better get out of rehab soon (EarSucker)

Uh, is this some kind of bizarre Hollywood fertility rite? (FitFabCeleb)

Celebs and their moms on Mother’s Day (HaveUHeard)

Sparklepants and the world’s most famous unwed mother pose (HollywoodHiccups)

Mom Julia Roberts wants to save millions of moms’s lives (INeedMyFix)

Xtina shows off her babyfeed silos (MathewGuiver)

Teen mom Jamie Lynn is scaring me (PoorBritney)

Saluting Sophia Loren, about 40 years late (PopBytes)

Happy mother’s day from Roseanne (SeriouslyOMG)

In certain circles George Clooney’s birthday was also a holiday (SwoonWorthy)

World’s most famous barren womb indulges in Salvation Armani (TheSkinny)

The torch is passed: Madonna’s girl-child releases a single (TheSkinnyChic)

Shopping with Donatella

raincoaster — Mon, 07 Sep 2009 00:18:17 +0000

Do these two adorable youngsters make my ass look fat?

Just because we care

Spirit Fingers — Fri, 26 Dec 2008 12:38:10 +0000

We interrupt your seasonal goings-on to check up on what’s been happening with you. Don’t mind us, we just want to make sure that like Donatella Versace, you’re using the time to work on being fit, fabulous and deeply tanned.

Jennifer Lopez, prime grade meat

Spirit Fingers — Fri, 24 Oct 2008 14:57:11 +0000

If there’s one way to make oneself look even more luscious, standing beside Karl Lagerfeld should do the trick. Is it any wonder that the less fortunate are all clamouring for a piece of this juicy succulence?

Donatella Versace, abusing her appendages

Spirit Fingers — Fri, 19 Sep 2008 14:02:42 +0000

Oh the distressing side-effects that come with being permanently stuffed into ill-fitting designer shoes. Tell me, how can we save these battery hens of the celebrity foot world?