Ayyyy!

The Little Fashion Troll has been captioned, and captioned well. Here is our fabulous winner for this week, and the fabulous imaginary swag to go with the immeasurable esteem of one’s peers.

Jennie Says:
February 4th, 2010 at 6:32 am

Do these pants make my package look big?

Jennie’s sharp eye goes right to the point, or at least the bulge, of the matter. And for her imaginary trophy, nothing less than the completely fabulous will do. What shall it be? Shoes too high to walk in? Hats too big to be seen under? No, it must be more, MORE! It must be: a personalized fantasy in which John Galliano Himself Screams at you While Dressed (?) as the Red Queen. But at least in this fantasy you get to lord it over everyone who was only screamed at by Tyra Banks, AND you get to keep the dress and flamingo.

My, my. That’s quite a treasure chest you’ve got there. Model (no specific gender) and Madonna impersonator Gina Lisa Lohfink shows off a corset good enough to eat. Below, more chocouture from the Lambertz chocolate boutique fashion show.

Now is the time at Ayyyy when we dance!

Specifically, we dance to spunky Aussie sensation Tina Arena’s “Now I Can Dance” video, which features a dazzling parade of quirky fabulosity culminating in a special guest appearance by someone who is the very embodiment of quirky fabulosity, and who I bet you didn’t know could play guitar like that, didja?

“Now I Can Dance“

Tina Arena

So I hope this finds you well
Sun is shining down eastern valley ways
There’s some news I need to tell you
Give my Mother a kiss
Tell her I’m ok
I recall her words
“If it’s too easy
It never lasts
I have compromised
But I’m finally free of the past
Now I can dance
Clouds have all disappeared
Freedom
I hold so dear
Cause nobody knows me here
Though I can only imagine the sadness
In your eyes
Please understand
Now I can dance
All alone the other night
I came to realise we’d be friends for life
It was always meant to be
For some people the heavens can get it so right
Like an angel you see
You have graciously offered a hand
You’d be so proud of me
Now I’m finally taking a stand
Now I can dance
Clouds have all disappeared
Freedom
I hope so dear
Cause nobody knows me here
Though I can only imagine the sadness
In your eyes
Please understand
Now I can dance
Now I can dance
Now I can dance
Clouds have all disappeared
Freedom
I hope so dear
Cause nobody knows me here
Though I can only imagine the sadness
you eyes
Please understand
Now I can dance
Though I can only imagine the sadness
In your eyes
Please understand
Now I can dance
So I hope this finds you well
Sun is shining down eastern valley ways
So good
Be free
Can dance and laugh and just be me
So good
Be free
The clouds above have disappeared

Kiefer Sutherland shows off his new look and explains to Dave the “new direction” that his character is going in on hit show 24.

Look carefully: in this picture of a group of colorfully-costumed Japanese youths celebrating Coming of Age Day, there is one who is just a little bit different.

That’s right: the one in dark blue forgot her Bumpits.