See how Drew and Justin have reignited their romance by engaging in that fast-growing couples activity of sticking fortune cookie sayings on their foreheads. I hear it does more for the relationship than those fancy sounding ginkgo biloba supplements!
No, I’m not drinking it. I’m just promoting it for a good cause. One must enter into the spirit of things, as it were!
Dora, the Gender Stereotype Explorer (AgentBedhead)
Chris Brown does not understand the meaning of “misdemeanor” (AmyGrindhouse)
Hayden Pannettiere doesn’t know what she does for a living (CandyKirby)
Britney Spears’s uterus makes a break for it (CelebWarship)
Forgive me, Xenu, for I have sinned (CeleBitchy)
Give me your tired, your poor, but not your Amy Winehouse (AllieIsWired)
Donald Trump talks sense? (CelebritySmack)
The LA Kings are truly desperate (CelebuWreck)
Drew Barrymore’s new job: Kate Moss impersonator (DListed)
Jimmy Kimmel is not f*cking Sarah Silverman (EvilBeet)
Matt Damon, centurion (GabbyBabble)
Reese Witherspoon deliberately upstages costar (JustJared)
The Princes of Hearts at large (UKPopSugar)
Betty White is Always Prepared (SeriouslyOMG)
as if Travis Barker doesn’t have enough problems (Websters)
The best Peaches Geldof beatdown you’ll read all damn day (HolyMoly)
I’ll get healthy if it kills me! Have I said that before? What do you expect, I’m utterly stoned on flu medicine! In any case, that great theory about spinach, that you can put it in anything because it doesn’t have any flavour? Is a myth. My mouth has an aftertaste known only to raw vegan extremists and pedigreed racehorses.
Skittles Vodka: just shoot it (BWE)
Hugh can do it (AgentBedhead)
Miley? Can sue it! (AmyGrindhouse)
He knew it! (AprilWinchell)
Beth Ditto just nudes it (CelebWarship)
Mickey Rourke talks sh*t (CelebritySmack)
Jane Krakowski’s cans can’t (CelebuWreck)
Barrymore on Grant? (CandyKirby)
Britney on Trent? (GabbyBabble)
Jessica splits her pants (CeleBitchy)
Courtney Love, heirophant (GoFugYourself)
All hail Tina Fey (EvilBeet)
A new job for Aubrey O’Day (DailyStab)
Peck or Sidney Poitier? (TeenyManolo)
Celebrate the Harriet Carter way (IBBB)
Heidi Klum’s got tubby, eh? (DListed)
Someone’ll get it from Michael Bay (Defamer)
Gwyneth will get it from Oprah Winfrey (Defamer as well, this was too good to skip)
Announcing James Roday (SeriouslyOMG)
Lily Allen’s overexposed tittay (Websters)
Blogs invaded by Jordan’s Peter Andre (UKPopSugar)
Ivana Trump goes on holiday (HolyMoly)
and this concludes our rhyming-on-flu-meds experiment for this evening.
All actresses who could make men go weak in the knees, but only of us is clad entirely in kryptonite. Can you tell which one, dear readers?
Today there was a big, scary yellow thing in the sky. Someone said it was something they’d had in Alberta as a child, but I’d never seen it before in Vancouver. Someone else said it emitted harmful radiation and we should all take cover. I took her advice, took off, took cover, and took solace in a fine merlot from a friend. What are you taking?
The latest trend in Wall Street downsizing (Jossip)
Run DMC this way to the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame (AgentBedhead)
Jennifer Hudson goes back to work (AmyGrindhouse)
Amy Winehouse limbers up for a long day of getting drunk (CeleBitchy)
MacBecks, the opera (HolyMoly)
A day without Bobby Trendy is like… (CelebritySmack)
BAFTA nominations announced (UKPopSugar)
Have YOU been infected by Paris Hilton? (DailyStab)
Paula Abdul’s bondage bodice (DanasDirt)
RIP Ricardo Montalban (Defamer)
Kelly Rutherford’s divorce gets dark (GabbyBabble)
Victoria Beckham in someone else’s underwear (EvilBeet)
Morgan Freeman wants to know if you have a problem with it? (CandyKirby)
Harriet Carter Beauty Wednesday (IBBB)
Sienna Miller apparently on the Courtney Love diet (JustJared)
Before They Were Famous: Simon Cowell (SeriouslyOMG)
Oprah loves Kate’s Golden Globes (ASL)
Cam vs Drew? (Websters)
Here is Drew Barrymore about to fulfil an important role in front of world leaders, activists and scholars at the Clinton Global Initiative. And here is Bill Clinton wondering why his pretty new assistant didn’t fill it with coffee as per his usual morning request.
