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Elizabeth Taylor will have none of your crap

That was a Dame.

Elizabeth Taylor is a strange bird

The inimitable Ms Taylor was no stranger to a cocktail or ten, so to her deathless memory we raise an Elizabeth Taylor cocktail: creme de violette and Champagne. Now, read all about lesser celebrities and mourn the passing of an age.

This is how you know you’ve made it (ManoloFood)

Julian Assange’s wedding cake (raincoaster)

Shatner Shirtless! (Ayyyy)

Julian Assange works it out (Lolebrity)

RIP Dame Elizabeth (AgentBedhead)

The Cars are still together? (BusyBeeBlogger)

Westboro Baptist Church is about to get its ass kicked (CelebDirtyLaundry)

Britney does the “Pee Pose” (CelebritySmack)

The Royal Wedding cocktail (CelebVIPLounge)

Gwen Stefani pulls a Sandra Bullock (DailyStab)

How to make a fangirl uterus explode (EarSucker)

Is that a promise or a threat, Avril? (FitFabCeleb)

Celebupets! (GirlsTalkinSmack)

Hawt, lubricated Matt Damon/Michael Douglas action! (HaveUHeard)

Lilo to the clink, yo. This is not a repeat (HollywoodHiccups)

I AM UNCONTROLLABLY EXCITED ABOUT THIS STORY!!! (INeedMyFix)

Tricks for Nana? Bea Arthur was all over this. (IBBB)

If I was related to these people, I’d call the cops too (MathewGuiver)

“Dizzy Queer Serbian Britney Party” (PoorBritney)

Save the Himbos! (SwoonWorthy)