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Hump Day Hunk Links: Ben Affleck and Black Beer

Sept. 8, 2010 - Hollywood, California, U.S. - Director Ben Affleck attends the photocall of ''The Town'' during the 67th Venice International Film Festival at Palazzo del Casino in Venice, Italy, on september 8th, 2010. K65734AM. © Red Carpet Pictures

I know, I know.

I don’t CARE! I like him anyway: he purty. I propose a toast to Ben Affleck’s enduring aethetic appeal, and to make that toast we shall raise a glass of this newfangled Brewmaster’s Black Lager from Okanagan Springs that I just tasted today, as I was being interviewed for a podcast in the back room of a pub, which is generally the way I like to be interviewed if it can’t be on the deck of my shiny new yacht or the terrace of my beach villa in Costa Rica. Yes, black lager; that is what I call affirmative action, and I intend to affirm it as frequently as my diet will allow. This has been an un-paid-for plug inspired by Ben Affleck’s hawtness. You may now return to your regular gossip links.

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Lindsay Lohan’s perp walk of fabulousness

Lindsay Lohan's glitter perp walk of fabulosity

I bet the jail rolled out a red carpet, too. Wet with the blood of the innocents

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Oh Lindsay, leave it to you to have a perp walk attended by a glitter-tossing entourage. Or, wait, maybe this was that crazy Brazilian religious nut who would shake her head and throw off drifts of solid gold dandruff. And then you’d be prison lovers, and then you’d be released and forget her but remember the name of her good coke contact. That would be so you.

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Bite Me!

Annual Lambertz Monday Night Party

My, my. That’s quite a treasure chest you’ve got there. Model (no specific gender) and Madonna impersonator Gina Lisa Lohfink shows off a corset good enough to eat. Below, more chocouture from the Lambertz chocolate boutique fashion show.

Annual Lambertz Monday Night Party

Annual Lambertz Monday Night Party

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