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Manolo says, actor and part-time longshoreman (see above) Ethan Hawke has knocked the nanny up!

In Touch has learned exclusively that Ethan Hawke and girlfriend Ryan Shawhughes are expecting a baby “They are over the moon,” a pal tells In Touch about the pregnancy. Ethan, 37, and Ryan, 28, first met when she worked as a nanny for the actor during his marriage to Uma Thurman.

And so it has come to this. Ethan Hawke has joined that elite group of celebrity nanny-diddlers, the club which includes such notables as Jude Law, Robin Williams, singer Chris de Burgh, celebrity has-been Joe Piscopo, and the world-famous Broadway producer, Maxwell Sheffield…